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~Hidan~
03-20-2005, 02:12 AM
Ok so it would rock right if Jesus was your best friend right? Well maybe, I think it could have its ups.

Me, if Jesus were my best friend I'd have him sit in my passenger side seat as I drove around at breakneck speeds, and if I was pulled over I'm sure Jesus could talk a cop out of just about anything, cept in Jersy, or Verginia... and Alabama
Tydo
11-15-2005, 05:32 PM
lol i've never thought of this before!! and i can't beleave it either... i usally come up with stuff like that!! Man soo many thought running through my head now :)
Beowulf
11-17-2005, 04:32 PM
if jesus was my friend i would ask him to give me jedi powers :P then i would like walk into a vidoe store game and say "you will give me dot hack pt. 2" and then i woulf get it. then i would use the jedi mind trick on jesus and say " you will give me money and free apple juice forever mwahh!!" =D then my life would somewhat be set :P
Tydo
11-17-2005, 04:39 PM
if jesus was my friend i would ask him to give me jedi powers :P then i would like walk into a vidoe store game and say "you will give me dot hack pt. 2" and then i woulf get it. then i would use the jedi mind trick on jesus and say " you will give me money and free apple juice forever mwahh!!" =D then my life would somewhat be set :P

ditto
blackstar
12-11-2006, 01:50 PM
Im a bi satanist so if hes my best friend thats weird
Phoenix Flame
12-11-2006, 03:58 PM
Jesus IS my best friend :D
Avathar
12-11-2006, 08:14 PM
Jesus, my saviour.

My favourite flavour. <3
Doctor
12-14-2006, 02:23 AM
If Jesus was my best friend, I would ask him to get rid of George Bush. XP And I would ask him to save this world pitted in chaos, preventing our doom.

...Seriously.
ThroneofDravaris
12-14-2006, 03:44 AM
I'd be 30 pieces of silver richer.
Phoenix Flame
12-14-2006, 04:53 AM
:mad: ...you would also hang yourself, and afterwards you would fall several stories and be broken to pieces on jagged rocks - you traitor. :(
ThroneofDravaris
12-14-2006, 05:48 AM
Oh come on; it's not like he isn't just going to come back in 3 days anyway. In the mean time, I'm buying me a showboat.
Phoenix Flame
12-14-2006, 06:26 AM
I'm sorry that your life is that dull...I'll pray for you; honestly.

You should (re)read James 4. That pretty much sums up what you just said.
ThroneofDravaris
12-14-2006, 07:17 AM
Lol @ taking me seriously.

I am not going to turn your savior over to the Romans. You don’t have to worry.
Phoenix Flame
12-14-2006, 07:20 AM
...whatever. 'Sides, he may have been betrayed, but he went willingly for you and for me.
Luis
12-14-2006, 05:54 PM
Jesus, my saviour.

My favourite flavour. <3

LOL!! What was that?? XD

I'd be 30 pieces of silver richer

LOL! :D

...you would also hang yourself, and afterwards you would fall several stories and be broken to pieces on jagged rocks - you traitor.

LOL! :D

Oh come on; it's not like he isn't just going to come back in 3 days anyway. In the mean time, I'm buying me a showboat

LOL! :D

And I could go on. I really had fun with the Reason/ThroneofDravaris replies XD

Please, go on!! XD
John Smith
12-14-2006, 06:12 PM
Thanks for doing that for me Luis XD
theDOCTOR
12-14-2006, 06:31 PM
i am friends wih Jesus!
we go to college together and take sign language.
hes alot better at it than me.
(shakes fist)
Luis
12-14-2006, 09:08 PM
Thanks for doing that for me Luis XD

Now we're two: please go on! XD
John Smith
12-15-2006, 02:54 PM
Ok :D

I'm sorry that your life is that dull...I'll pray for you; honestly.

You should (re)read James 4. That pretty much sums up what you just said.

Ouch. That one hurt :D

Lol @ taking me seriously.

I am not going to turn your savior over to the Romans. You don’t have to worry.

ZOMIGAWD! :eek:

...whatever. 'Sides, he may have been betrayed, but he went willingly for you and for me.

Well... that was deep. LOL!!! XD

i am friends wih Jesus!
we go to college together and take sign language.
hes alot better at it than me.
(shakes fist)

Oh my... *hides*

Anymore? :D