View Full Version : Rikku's Steal Skill vs. Machines
darkshadow2247
06-03-2006, 06:17 PM
this idea spurred from a conversation in another thread. what do you think really happens when Rikku uses her Steal ability and the machines just collapse to pieces.
my theory: when she runs up to the machine, she begins to make a motion as if she's gonna dismantle the machine. but in actually, for 1 frame, she flashes the machines thus causing them to fall apart from over-heating.
Hydra
06-03-2006, 06:19 PM
Said in the other topic......Rikkus boobs smack the machine, and the weight forces them to collapse.
Zeromus_X
06-03-2006, 09:39 PM
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I'm pretty sure she just takes out the part that they need to keep running, or whatever. :p
Hydra
06-04-2006, 04:09 AM
Well, I guess you could call that an option. :D Still, I say it's her jugs. Like 100 gallons of......knocking power. O.o
Avathar
06-04-2006, 06:37 AM
:cool: That's girl power for ya, and some sort of emancipation, when you look at FFX-2. :p
Hydra
06-04-2006, 09:59 AM
Paine has the weight of her sword, Yuna has the weight of her love, and Rikku has the weight of her juggies. =/
her juggies? good one im one hydra side! LOL
{cant stop laughing}
Hydra
06-05-2006, 11:33 AM
lol, yeah. We should try and make a video of her stealing from a machine, and witness the 'smackation of the machine' with her big weapons of doom.
darkshadow2247
06-05-2006, 12:16 PM
maybe this wasn't such a good idea lol. now we have like a hooters conspiracy going on
Hydra
06-05-2006, 12:30 PM
lol, true that. It's all fun though. It's possible, but it's doubtful her juggies slap them, and instantly kill them. :D
Avathar
06-05-2006, 01:07 PM
lol, true that. It's all fun though. It's possible, but it's doubtful her juggies slap them, and instantly kill them.
So who would win in a battle like this:
Tifa
vs.
Rikku
;)
xD
darkshadow2247
06-05-2006, 01:11 PM
meh...Tifa. she's got the 1 up...cup-size that is :P
LOL! this is funny hydra has a point it IS fun...
darkshadow2247
06-05-2006, 01:55 PM
that's the point of the forums. to discuss FF stuff and have fun right? well who says rikku's juggies aren't fun? :P
Hydra
06-05-2006, 02:07 PM
Rikkus melons times 2 plus money=Tifa's Moneymakers.
Tifa's Moneymakers>Rikkus Melons. -_-
Avathar
06-05-2006, 03:17 PM
well who says rikku's juggies aren't fun? :P
It's impossible to say it's boring, that's for sure. :3
Phoenix Flame
06-05-2006, 04:11 PM
You've got to be kidding...I can't believe I actually read this thread. Come on gents...juggies/melons - grow up.
Zeromus_X
06-05-2006, 05:02 PM
Heh, it is getting a little out of hand.
darkshadow2247
06-05-2006, 05:18 PM
You've got to be kidding...I can't believe I actually read this thread. Come on gents...juggies/melons - grow up.
its all in fun man
Hydra
06-05-2006, 06:00 PM
lol...about the grow up thing. :D Seriously, it's all just fun. It's not like we're seriously talking about her melons. O.o We could lay off the excess boob jokes though. So, all I have to say right now is, I feel sorry for the machines that have to be slapped by those things. :D
Zeromus_X
06-05-2006, 06:04 PM
We could lay off the excess boob jokes though.
Yes, they don't need to go on for a whole page. ;)
Hydra
06-05-2006, 06:12 PM
True, but it's fun letting them run for a whole page. :D
just cause were talkin about rikku's juggies dont mean we are all immature......but i know some one who is......he he he
darkshadow2247
06-05-2006, 08:46 PM
not be funny or make a snide remark but would it be better if we used the word breast?
Hydra
06-05-2006, 09:34 PM
That might not be good for the less mature people in here. They might make immature jokes of it. xD I sure will. :D Juggies is a word to disguise and ultimately make it funnier.
Zeromus_X
06-05-2006, 10:15 PM
If anyone has a different answer, and can talk about something other than breasts, than I can let the thread continue. It's gotten way out of hand.
Hydra
06-05-2006, 11:09 PM
Hmmm.....
Another theory then. Not saying her jugs have nothing to do with it. But maybe the machines have a 'power off button'. And she pressed it. And Yuna and Paine are too naive to see it. Then for overkill, she smacks them with them. -_- How's that? :D
darkshadow2247
06-05-2006, 11:13 PM
nah...i think there's a secret audible command that only the al-bhed know. kind of like an audible self-destruct sequence, but this is more like an audible fall-apart thing
Hydra
06-06-2006, 01:17 AM
...Maybe she pokes the thing in it's soft spot. It's leg maybe, and it falls apart. :D
darkshadow2247
06-06-2006, 01:35 AM
maybe all it takes in a physical being within a certain proximity to dismantle it
Hydra
06-06-2006, 10:48 AM
It looks like she slaps it in the face. O.o
wakka
06-07-2006, 01:10 PM
ye rikku has twice the money meker jugs
Phoenix Flame
06-10-2006, 03:29 AM
Think about it...the command is steal. She STEALS a vital part of the machine - since (like humans) the machines parts are all linked together, it cannot consist w/o all it's parts and disassembles. It looks like she smacks them/hits them w/her breasts/says a "Fall apart" word, but it only looks that way because of her swiping her hand as if she is literally snatching something away from them.
Hydra
06-10-2006, 04:17 AM
Think that's been said, but it's exactly it. Unless it's something that our normal eyes can't see. O.o
darkshadow2247
06-10-2006, 03:25 PM
Think about it...the command is steal. She STEALS a vital part of the machine - since (like humans) the machines parts are all linked together, it cannot consist w/o all it's parts and disassembles. It looks like she smacks them/hits them w/her breasts/says a "Fall apart" word, but it only looks that way because of her swiping her hand as if she is literally snatching something away from them.
well in that case i think we as players should have gotten some sort of useful item. i mean, she did steal something right? so couldn't she at least hold it for a turn and hurl it at an enemey the next turn?
Hydra
06-10-2006, 08:21 PM
What would machines hold? Monsters probably get items from their roams around the areas. Machines(machina) wouldn't hold anything, because they're made to....er....I'll get back to you on that. So, anyway. Rikku+Hands=Dead Machine. She might steal it's leg, and without it's leg, it can't walk, and if it can't walk, it can't attack, and if it can't attack, it might as well drop dead. O.O
darkshadow2247
06-11-2006, 03:27 AM
well like in your case where you say she may steal a leg. i was just saying why doesn't she hold that leg and throw it at someone else. makes sense no?
Hydra
06-11-2006, 01:12 PM
Dunno. Waste of time for them I guess. Better to kill it and leave it dead than steal a vital part and keep it alive. O.o
lol,steal the leg you guys are funny but it DOES make a little sense hydra DOES hav a point...
darkshadow2247
06-17-2006, 12:13 PM
i still think a little extra damage wouldn't hurt. but meh, that's just me
me think she just gos over to the machina pushes a button to .....er...kinda like self destruct button but they dont blow up were the streal part comes in the "world may never know" hee hee
Phoenix Flame
07-29-2006, 10:52 AM
What would machines hold? Monsters probably get items from their roams around the areas. Machines(machina) wouldn't hold anything, because they're made to....er....I'll get back to you on that. So, anyway. Rikku+Hands=Dead Machine. She might steal it's leg, and without it's leg, it can't walk, and if it can't walk, it can't attack, and if it can't attack, it might as well drop dead. O.O
Look at it from this point of view. The Al Bhed salvaged the machines (at least that's how the story goes) and they are known for al bhed potions, right? When Rikku steals the item doesn't she grab an item (leg, arm, core, what difference does it make) and the machine falls apart - they cannot consist without the item...kind of like taking the batteries out of a toy :(
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