Conker's Bad Fur Day

[Kat]

:D this is one of my favorite games and i have beat it amillion times,has any ine else ever played it?

[Hydra]

God..I..love...this...game.. :D

I even memorized "The Great Mighty Poo" song. o_0

I own both copies, the one for the N64, and the X-Box. Even if I don't have an X-Box. =\ It's always so fun to play.

[Kat]

i memorized that song XD,too funny!
i liked this game to i even used to own it......:(
my sister in law stepped on it and busted it..........on pupose.:(

[Hydra]

Man... My favorite part in the regular story is The Matrix part. In other words, the last part. My favorite deathmatch is War, a Bazooka vs. a Katana. o_0 It's crazy, lol.

[Kat]

yea i like the matrix part too,my favorite war hmmm
the one were you have to steal the other team's flag to win

[Hydra]

I love that, and where you steal the gas canister to obliterate anyone outside of the underground den, or without a Gas Mask. Oh, and Hiest. Hiest is fun. :D

[Kat]

^-^
hiest is one of my other favorites

[Hydra]

Oh, and having to spray 'water' on the little fire devils. That's too funny, lol.

[Kat]

eating all the uga bugga's before thay get you dinosuar eggs

[Hydra]

Getting to so called 'Paris', and blowing up the Teddiz.

[Kat]

yea that ones fun

[Hydra]

I liked the War episode. Even if it was the hardest and longest one. -_-;

[Kat]

gotta battle!

[Hydra]

I see. Well, good luck. o.0

[Kat]

i lost,big time :T

[Hydra]

Well...look on the bright side... there's always next time. :D

[Kat]

next time i will prolly lose to...on the dark side....

[Hydra]

Hah, you should cheer up. You've got ALOT of gil. Rearrange your race to fit your stats, and buy some spells. :D That'll help.

[Kat]

guess your right.....
JUGGIES!

[Hydra]

Juggies! :D

Remember the Sunflower in Conkers Bad Fur Day? o_0

[Kat]

lmao,yea she's worse than rikku! XD

[Hydra]

And that affair with King Bee, the Sunflower, and Queen Bee. That was about a quarter of the game there. XD

[Kat]

XD
lmao
ya gotta love Conker :D

[Hydra]

Yeah. :D Especially when he was drunk and took the wrong way. Or when he hit the gargoyle with a frying pan and it fell. XD

[Kat]

yea,said he would never drink again and did,cheats the talking scacrow,and uses a frying panfor a weapon,wat a squirrel...

[Hydra]

He finally gets to be the king. And doesn't want to. :D

[Kat]

that must suck....

[Hydra]

Yeah. But meh. It beats being beaten by poo. O_O

[Kat]

lol,yea it does

[Hydra]

Yeah. Or being beat by rocks trying to save your girlfriend that got kidnapped. XD

[Kat]

yea,being punched by a rock sounds like it might hurt just a little

[Hydra]

Yeah, I imagine. Or getting eaten by an alien. o.0

[Kat]

um yea with teeth like tooth picks only sharper

[Hydra]

But it all comes up good, because you bribe god that if he doesn't give you what he wants, he tells you about the world locking up. :D

[Kat]

he,yea

[Hydra]

Then you get screwed over, and all the people you hated on your way to save your girlfriend you forgot to revive, circle around you and your newlyfound kingness. o_0

[Kat]

lol,okay

[Hydra]

And that's basically the ending, lol.

[Kat]

well not the greatest ending but look on the bright side :D

[Hydra]

lol, and what bright side would that be?

[Kat]

......good question

[Hydra]

Yeah, lol. Well, he IS the king. He can get people to do stuff for him. Like make him not a king anymore. xD

[Kat]

yea,but all his friends are dummer than a box ov rocks.....:T

[Hydra]

Which means since they're dumber, they'l listen to whatever Conker The King says. :D

[Kat]

oh yea you gots a point.....

[Hydra]

Yeah...but the the half hay half Terminator "Buff you" thing will bust in. 0_o

[Griever]

Lol..okay, iv'e never heard of this game but it sounds really fun in a dumb sort of way XD

[Hydra]

God, yes it is. I'm tempted to unhook my PS2 and hook up the N64 right now, and play it. o_0

[Kat]

hey since my sister broke mine play a little extra for me
pweez
@this game rocks like theres no tomorro;)

[Hydra]

lol, we should make a big mini story for Griever to understand exactly what Conker is. :D

[Kat]

not we YOU i hardly remember half of it,but its all comin back to me piece by piece

[Hydra]

Gah...

I will later. XD I've got to conjure up info, then squish it together. Like the Great Might Poo, and CORN. O_O

[Griever]

YES! Ministorytime for Griever!

*Grabs popcorn and pepsi and sits down."

Don't keep me waiting now XD

[Hydra]

lol, it's like you're getting ready for soap opera time. XD

[Griever]

Nooooooooo.

That time would be me getting a hammer and bashing the television XD

[Kat]

wouldnt want to that....then no more playing games for you..^.^
@you better hurry and squish up that story..he sounds pretty happy its story time ^~^

[Hydra]

I could give you a wall of text, pertaining to why you should buy the game and how awesome it is. In other words, a review. XD I'll do that.

[Kat]

okay then you go on and do that

[Griever]

That works jsut gimme gimme gimme! XD

[Hydra]

Get your hand out of the cookie jar. The cookies aren't done yet. :D A bad analogy, but meh. I HAD to say it. XD

[Kat]

what Hydra is gonna do might take a while....so dont let your Pepsi get warm ^.^

[Hydra]

lol, it won't take TOO long a while. XD It's just typing. o_0

[Griever]

Er...i already drank my pepsi :(

[Kat]

well 30 mins is a lot to me

[Griever]

30 mins?!

I better order a pizza and more pepsi >.<

[Hydra]

I said, at the most. XD I'm almost done with it. -_-

[Griever]

Haha.

I'm still ordering a pizza. XD

[Hydra]

lol, ok. I'm posting, editing, and making a sig. All right now. o_0 It's hard. XD

[Griever]

Lol..sounds a little difficult to multitask like that.

[Kat]

ha i want a ninja cookie...order som ov those too
pweez

[Griever]

*gives kat a ninja coockie* since you asked nicely XD

[Kat]

yay! i dont hav to wait till i post me pic!
XD *shoves whole cookie in mouth*

[Hydra]

XD I want another. o_o And I've have it done for a while. The review, I mean. I've just been scanning over it and finding story mistakes. XD

General/Summary:
I have played many many many games, but none were like Conkers Bad Fur Day. This game has everything imaginable possible for a video game. It brings new possibilities, and of course humor, into the video game world. Conker's Bad Fur Day has created a new world of video gaming, a game that can make you laugh, and entertain you at once. In Conker's Bad Fur Day you control your actions completely, and can enjoy funny dialogue and cutscenes at once.

This game contains lots of humor, and most of it is incredibly funny. The first time I have played this marvelous game, I had laughed more than any comedy I saw. The cutscenes in Conkers Bad Fur Day can keep you entertained forever, and watching it again doesn't get old. Some of the cutscenes should be futured in new movies. Audiences over the world would find this movie funny and interesting.

Conker's Bad Fur Day is kind of like Zelda too. It wouldn't surprise me if you think I'm nuts, which is kind of the case(XD), but it is! You also roam around in a world, where you can go as you desire, and have to defeat bosses, find keys etc. to move on, just like you do in Zelda: Ocarina of Time. I believe this is how Conker's Bad Fur Day got some of it's marvelous action, that will keep you playing.

What I don't understand is, is where Conker's Bad Fur Day got all of it's tasteful humor. I haven't seen any game futuring dialogue as funny as this. Come to think of it, this is actually the most funniest game ever. Nobody can resist Conker's Bad Fur Day's humor, and I bet no game can beat it.

Sadly, Conker's Bad Fur Day was the last game for our old favorite, the Nintendo 64. I really think it's stupid that everyone is ridding over their 64, just to get a stupid X Box. Because if you're giving your N64 away, you're giving Conker away. And Conker deserves to live! :D

Conker's Bad Fur Day should get a second part to it, hopefully coming for Gamecube. Too bad it didn't come for the 64. It's all over now. N64 is sadly dead, but Conker can still remain if people believed in the furry squirrel we all know and love.

Gameplay:
Of course Conker's Bad Fur Day has interesting, great gameplay, nobody can resist. It is entertaining, and funny what you can do in the game. One of the greatest part of the game is when you have to fight a monster, with the strange name, The Great Mighty Poo. You have to throw toilet paper in his mouth to defeat him, while he continues to threat you with his singing. It's too fun. :D

Smacking enemies with your frying pan is fun, and doesn't get old. A whack in the head is always funny in Conker's world. The controls are very easy, and smacking people with the pan isn't hard, but it can be tricky. You have to move fast to catch enemies, and swiftly hit them with the frying pan. Not in the Gargoyles case, of course. :D

Mastering the gameplay doesn't take long, unless you're a very serious person, playing 20 minutes or less a day. The controls are easy, making the game a lot of fun. You can even swim in poo. This might sound stupid but you can, and it's very funny!

Throughtout the game you can learn new options, including swimming without your...water wingies...and then you can finally dive. Getting a shot gun is cool too, hunting zombies in the graveyard. Very entertaining. 'Bloody Undead! What's the Bloody Point?! Undead!' is a great quote from Greg the Grim Reaper. A very funny interesting character you meet in the game. He is short and has a funny voice, but that's all I'm saying! Play the game and you listen to Greg as much as you want! You'll get tons of laughs from him! Yes, that little short grim reaper. You see him in the most unexpected places. :D

Graphics:
Nice Graphics, marvelous details, nothing to complain here! Conker looks like adorable, and dresses cool too. A nice blue jacket, with white buttons. His fur is so furry and red, and he has a girlfriend with a big attitude, great body, and sweet charm. She can kick butt, and is guranteed to be a charming doll.

Enemies, bosses and other characters look great, detailed, and have funny face expressions. What I like is that many characters in the game, are well-suited and dressed, fitting their behavior and attitude, and their surrounding.

Explosions and gadget uses are also facsinating, and when somebody gets hit by a bat, it looks ery funny. Some characters dress like robbers and mafia gangsters, which looks really snazzy. Characters can be told a lot about the way they dress.

Sound:
Sound is great, and also funny. The music always suits the enviorment, and fits perfectly in the mood. You can hear rain, water dripping, when you swim you can hear the water rushing past your ears, and waterfalls roaring.

Conker talking is marvelous, simply amazing! His lips move quickly fitting the dialogue. The voice acting is perfect. When Conker's sad his voice is higher, quieter and sometimes even cracked a little. When he is happy or wants to be a smart-ass(:D) he sounds cheerful, loud, and of course funny.

The way other characters talk is also complimentary. The characters can be told about a lot about the way they talk. The dialogue is just astounding how it is pieced together and how the characters love to interact with one another. All voices suit their characters, the sound option is perfect.


Enjoy. 0_o

[Griever]

yay! i dont hav to wait till i post me pic!
XD *shoves whole cookie in mouth*

You still owe me a pic tho in the picture thread, you'll get more XD

@Hydra, that sounds interesting, wish i could play it.

[Kat]

i know i will post it somtime

[Griever]

Woot woot XD

[Kat]

lol,you really want me to post it dont ya?

[Griever]

Yes maam. I'm curious to see what you look like.

[Hydra]

lol, curosity has the best of him. XD And he's willing to give more cookies. I'd do it. o_0

[Kat]

lol, curosity has the best of him. XD And he's willing to give more cookies. I'd do it. o_0
it sure the h*ll does,like i said i will as soon as possible

[Griever]

I have a unlimited supply of ninja cookies.

Lol, in the words of Hydra, with a little twist of course: "Come on, it's ninja cookies!" =D

[Hydra]

That =D part hooks it. She'll post it eventually. It's too kewl to pass up. =D. xD

lol, crazy.. Either way, you'll get ninja cookies. o_0

[Kat]

just give me time jeeze XD

[Griever]

No one is rushing you.

o.O Or ARE we? XD

[Hydra]

lol, YEAH! I don't know who's side to take. :D

Conker would know. He'd get drunk and be friends with everyone and anything. XD

[Kat]

XD
you guys crack me up

[Griever]

O.o

Conker gets drunk? I MUST obtain this game >.<

[Hydra]

He gets drunk as a weapon. :D He uses Bazookas to Katanas to his own pee as his weapon. o_0 And yet, it's still a fun game to play. xD

[Griever]

....He actually pisses on enemies? Wtf XD

[Kat]

ya and wen he gets drunk he walks drunk so you buy some alkaseltzer from the talking scarcrow then he's all better :D

[Griever]

Lol...

Omg this game sounds wacky XD

[Kat]

wacky...but fun as hell

[Hydra]

And you go to war with Squirrels and little deformed teddy bears of DOOM . :D

[Kat]

yea they are called teddiz i think,they are evil little buggers too

[Hydra]

I hated that little girl/Giant Teddiz Weapon. -_-; That was a horrible fight, lol.

[Kat]

yea it was,that was also a nasty ambush,but i thot somthing was wrong wen it just poped up like that....

[Griever]

Errrr....you have to fight giant teddy bears and such? Lol that sounds really hilarious.

Makes me wish i still had my n64 >.<

[Hydra]

And the little girls head twisted like that. o_0 My favorite chapter is the Spooky chapter. That is AWESOME. :D

[Kat]

yea greg the kat hater :(
is my favorite character he is so short,i just remembered he is the grim reaper too,*shakes head*
gotta luv Conker

@Griever-were did your 64 go?

[Hydra]

Well, he does give you a shotgun. :D And if you have a Xbox Griever, there's a remake for it.

[Griever]

A few years ago i traded my n64 and my few games for a dreamcast with 4 controllers, 4 vmus, and 2 games...Nfl 2k1 and this fighting game...i forget the name but it was fun. You can pick up weapions that appear during the fight, and there were 3 stones to pick up..when u picked up all 3 you went to ultimate mdoe and could do moves that caused massieve damage.

I THINK it was called Power Stone.

Later on though i sold the dreamcast and all that stuff for $250.

[Kat]

god.the part were you hav to feed the giant bat,and roll the barrel down the hill.i hated it

[Griever]

Nope Hydra, no Xbox either lmao.

All i have are old systems and a playstation 1

[Hydra]

Powerstone 2 <3

But meh. I love using the Sniping spot in Heist after gathering one money bag, and killing everyone off repeatedly until I win. It's easy. XD

[Kat]

A few years ago i traded my n64 and my few games for a dreamcast with 4 controllers, 4 vmus, and 2 games...Nfl 2k1 and this fighting game...i forget the name but it was fun. You can pick up weapions that appear during the fight, and there were 3 stones to pick up..when u picked up all 3 you went to ultimate mdoe and could do moves that caused massieve damage.

I THINK it was called Power Stone.

Later on though i sold the dreamcast and all that stuff for $250.
so wat game system do you hav now?

[Griever]

Gameboy color, playstaion1 i got a sega and a super nintendo, and a original nintendo too.

Oh, and an atari jaguar.

[Kat]

no ps2?
gosh non 64 and no ps2
i would go insane...

[Griever]

Well i'm not exactly the richest guy around...if i had more money to spend on gaming stuff i'd have all the new ones and the bes told ones.

[Kat]

heh im definatly not rich,i got those game systems for presents

[Hydra]

lol, yeah... all mine were given to me. XD So, I'm lucky. o_0 Super Mario 64, Fighters Destiny 2, and Conkers Bad Fur Day is almost all I play for the N64, besides Zelda and Mario Party. o_0

[Kat]

zelda and Conker are the only ones i play on my 64
but my ps2 gets played to death by everyone in my neighborhood

[Griever]

I want a gamecube...and resident evil 4, i loved that game so much. My cousin let me play it and i was over at his house as often as i could go playing that freakin game.

I also want soul caliber 3 i tihnk it is, the newest one with the story mode and all that on it, it was fun too.

[Kat]

i love resident evil 4,even tho i stilol havent beat it and its been like a year since i had it,bit i barly play it any more

[Hydra]

Get a PS2 then Griever. RE4 is ported on the PS2 with extra things, and SC3 is on it also. :D Then again, I have a Gcube and a PS2, and meh. It's hard to decide. XD If only Conker were ported on the PS2.

[Kat]

i heard gcube has good graffics but i hav never played one yet

[Hydra]

lol, it does. :D But meh. Conker would be so easy to control on a Gamecube.

[Griever]

Hehe, i liked it on gamecube tho. And my couins had beat it already so it had the minigames on it, the survivor mode where ur trapped in a town full of zombies or w/e and you have to survive until the evac chopper picks you up. And the game where you play as that one chick i forget her damn name tho >.<

She liek wears red in the game until you get her alternate outfit. She was also in resident evil 2 if you played as leon you could use her to help you out some at the police station part of the game.

I think her name was Ada Wong ro something but i can't really remember.

[Kat]

is the renewed version the same as the 64 version?

[Hydra]

@Griever:That was "Mercinaries", and the Water Level is a PAIN. XD And yeah, it's Ada Wong. She plays in Assignment Ada, to get a good ultimate machine gun weapon in your main game. :D

@Kat:Basically, except for the graphics and deathmatch.

[Kat]

okay,maybe i shouldl buy an gcube

[Griever]

Yeah the mercenaries one was fun, i liked palying as the guy tha tused a bow and arrow, and had the half mutated arm XD

[Hydra]

It's a shame the remake is for the Xbox though. XD The one I don't have. But meh. -_-

And you mean Krauser. :D You have to kill him in the main story.

[Kat]

oh yea and wen he gets mad he has a special attack with his arm,it was the plague wasnt it?

[Hydra]

Something like it. Most of his attacks can kill you in one hit, but if you counter right, he's a sissy. You can kill him in about 6 hits with the Knife. :D Not the same for Conker. Who has to use a tank to kill a teddy. :D

[Kat]

yup conker rocks!
@ any ov you guys know were i could get some kewl ff sigs?

[Griever]

Lmao, you have to kill him in the main story?

I liked fighting that giant something or other in the town, i don't remember what the hell it was, but you had to shoot it to bring it down to it's knees, and then you can slice the thing in his back with your knife until he gets up, that was a fun and easier way to kill him XD

[Hydra]

lol, that giant monster I can't remember the name of. :D You have to fight two of it. Then again, the INFINITE ROCKET LAUNCHER does quick waste. Leon to IRL, as Conker is to Katana. :D I'm trying to stay on topic.

@Kat:http://s04.imagehost.org/1196/yuna_sig_copy.jpg

[Griever]

When i get photoshop again i can try to make you one if you want kat.

[Kat]

well your not doing very good job ov doing it since this is a conker thread and your talking aboot resident evil :D

[Hydra]

So? I refer to it. XD RE and Conkers Spooky Chapter are similar. Except Zombies and Plagas.

[Griever]

>.< We are all offtopic.

[Kat]

When i get photoshop again i can try to make you one if you want kat.

well im not going to force you,but you can if you want to

[Hydra]

Yeah, we should. *ahem*

Conker+Guns=:D

[Kat]

well quite frankly i dont care im off topic,this is my tread but i guess i can still get in trouble

[Hydra]

Of course you can. We just need to think of a way to get back on topic with something to talk about. XD

[Griever]

Probably so. But i'll try to make you one when i get it back. We will see how it turns out.

[Kat]

um......Gotta love Conker

[Hydra]

Did you see the one I found in my files? XD

And yes. Conker is so cool. :D

[Kat]

ya it was good did you make it?
um conker's health is candy bars...thats funny

[Hydra]

Bah, it's old. If you let Conker stand enough, he'll play Killer Instinct on the Gameboy Color, and whistle. :D

[Kat]

yea i know thats funny to,he also looks at a magazine ^-^

[Hydra]

And plays with a yoyo, and kicks that can around. XD

[Griever]

Lol!!!

Reminds me of sonic getting impatient. At least conker does something constructive instead of tapping his foot and lookign at his watch XD

[Hydra]

If you send him to certain places, he'll sit and whistle the tune of the song, and the music will stop. XD

[Kat]

yea thats pretty kewl
you know not to be mean or anything but this whole Conker thing is getting kinda boaring...

[Griever]

It's your thread, say what you want XD

[Hydra]

lol, yeah, it is getting boring..

Conker vs. Sonic.

Who wins?!!? XD

[Kat]

heh,i would if i could

[Hydra]

We could just ask Zeromus to close it. :D

[Kat]

no,then we would hav no place to spam like were doing now XD

[Hydra]

The FFNet Bar maybe? :D

[Kat]

i never checked out that thread wats it aboot?

[Griever]

Random stuff pretty much...

[Hydra]

Anything. o_0 It's the perfect place to talk about anything, as long as you don't spam it too much.

[Kat]

im going to the bar :D

[Griever]

Lol, i was already there, then the site started to screw up and it wouldn't load >.<

[Zeromus_X]

Guys, this is a tad ridiculous. This thread was made yesterday, and is nearing 200 posts. The forum is not a chat room. Please post on-topic, or don't post at all. If you want to talk about anything, you can use the FFNet Bar. I'm going to close this thread; if anyone wants to make a new thread about the game in question they can. Thank you.