Who believes that EmpressCrystal is a sorceress? (and capable of forming a cult! XD)

[John Smith]

I do :)

[Seyluv]

Lol, I really do have powers. I always just say stuff and it happens. And plus, my family history goes back into that.

[Avathar]

I'm EC, so I can't vote on any other choise... :S

[John Smith]

Hehe...

[Avathar]

Yeah I guess..





























































:p TOO EAZY

[John Smith]

Yeah... I guess...

[Avathar]

BUT SERIOUSLY

Isn't she already a cult leader, 'cause,

http://orlyowl.com/liekwoa.jpg

[John Smith]

Who who??? Who who???

[Seyluv]

No not yet, but when i get out of school i will try and become one.

[John Smith]

A sorceress or a cult?

Or an owl? XD

[Seyluv]

I'm going to try and create a cult.

[Phoenix Flame]

No not yet, but when i get out of school i will try and become one.


Yeah...right. :rolleyes:

Just be sure you are not the first to drink the Jesus juice. LOL!

[dappa]

Invent a cult in which its members must like final fantasy. Then try and dominate the world with it, lol.

Thats what she should do.

[Seyluv]

I just going to have a huge fan club and people bow downing to me. A picture where they prey to and stuff.

[Kat]

Lol,that sounds awesome :D

[Seyluv]

Yeah, I know..it's going to be cool too.

[Phoenix Flame]

The funny/ironic/scary/amazing/unreal part of it is you can actually do it I bet.

See you on CNN. :p

[John Smith]

Yeah... scary... *shivers. In cold.*

[Seyluv]

I hope I can really so it.

[ThroneofDravaris]

Yeah, you should totally do that.

Nothing bad will happen. At all (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salem_Witch_Trials).

[John Smith]

Yeah, you should totally do that.

Nothing bad will happen. At all (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salem_Witch_Trials).

You're always so serious. It's creepy, really :S

You're even more serious than Squall Lionheart! :eek:

[Phoenix Flame]

You're always so serious.


Really? :confused: He's serious? I haven't noticed :D

[Seyluv]

My cult is going to be base on me being their ruler, their empress, and more.

[ThroneofDravaris]

You're even more serious than Squall Lionheart! :eek:
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[Avathar]

Really? :confused: He's serious? I haven't noticed :D

[dappa]

Cults are pretty easy to form, all you need are some ignorant and impressionalble people who dont know alot about the world and somewhere secluded.

Then you proclaim yourself their leader and appear very educated and charismatic to them, they'll soon start to worship you and follow your rules.

[Seyluv]

I don't know what to based my cult on so people can join. All I really care about is them bowing to me. And for me to be the ruler and empress.

[Phoenix Flame]

:rolleyes: oh brother :p

[John Smith]

:rolleyes: oh brother :p

200% agreed :D

[Phoenix Flame]

I swear...if she forms a cult we'll see her on CNN. LOL XD

[John Smith]

I won't O_o I don't see CNN XD

[Seyluv]

Who knows I might just go to some country and become a dictator, they have so much more power and everyone fears them. But they have a lot of enemys so I don't know.

[blackstar]

One of my friends cult starting plan
1.Get a dumpster and fill with pillows
2.get a garbagecan
3.get in can and put in dumpster
4.put a tank size paraschute on the dumpster and push of a tall building
5.float to ground
6. let crowd gather
7. jump out and shout I AM THE MESSIAH
8.and there you go one eaisy build cult

[Seyluv]

Thanks for the advice, I will follow most of them.

[Hydra]

You find someone that looks like a famous person, make up a cult name, show off, do some fake 1337 ritual, and there's your famous cult. =D

Then you can advance to real rituals. XD

[Seyluv]

Hahaha, yeah that sounds great.

[John Smith]

Thanks for the advice, I will follow most of them.

Don't jump, I don't want you killed! :(

[Seyluv]

I'm not going to jump.

[John Smith]

Good. :)

[Avathar]

Thanks for the advice, I will follow most of them.

o_o

[John Smith]

How's the cult doing? :D

[Marius]

OMG!! i never seen this thread b4. when did it come out ? i picked i do by the way lol she got me to join some cool forums :D hey E.C we must get D.R *marius walks away like a zombie*

[John Smith]

A loooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago. Check the 1st post to see the exact date. :p

[Marius]

oh ok then *walks away like zombie again and says* '' must get D.R''

[Darkreno]

omg this can't be good..... get me to where?

[Seyluv]

Hahaha is being a dictator almost the same as a clut leader. :p

Or should I start a clut first then after obtaining whatever power take over some country and become a dictator?

[Hydra]

I hope not.

*scoot scoot*

Either I follow you or I die?

Or I just join some creepy cult full of awesomeness?

......

They have similarities. =D

[John Smith]

Dictators are mean!

You're not mean... are you? O_o

[Seyluv]

Nope I'm not.

Well, maybe I can be the first nice dictator :D

[John Smith]

YAY! =D

How are you going to do that though?