Official thread where you can laugh at John Smith

[Spec Highwind]

He didn't know how to say "Shrimp" in englsih xDDDDDDDD

and he's a n00b

[John Smith]

Yes I know :p I just couldn't remember :( I was stuck with sea food :D

And who says is who is, so you're the n00b :D

[Kat]

Spec this is a bit rude...don't you think?

[Spec Highwind]

NAh... he knows that I'm kidding :p

[John Smith]

You're supporting me instead of him?! :O WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?! :mad:

[Kat]

...hmm ok what ever you say

[Spec Highwind]

o.O

Don't you want support?

[John Smith]

I was surprised because she's always supporting you and kicking me in the shin!

[John Smith]

englsih xDDDDDDDD

See? You're dislexic! :p

[Spec Highwind]

Hum... no xD Shrimp in english is... well... shrimp!

Now, how do you say "Shrimp" in Englsih?????

You don't now! See? I was right!

[John Smith]

Yes I know :p

What I don't know is that odd language that that girl was talking to me to! :S

[Spec Highwind]

Me neither xD Stupid language, or someone trying to pwn you? There's the question.

[John Smith]

ERTA!!! xD

[Spec Highwind]

Mer... something xD

[Kat]

Hey :p i wasn't supporting anyone i was just pointing out is was a little...mean :rolleyes:
but men will be men so whatever

[Spec Highwind]

But you can notice that we are still friends :)

[Kat]

He didn't know how to say "Shrimp" in englsih xDDDDDDDD

and he's a n00bmhm...
hey speaking of typos

*english*
just thought i would point that out:p

[Spec Highwind]

"-_-

We've talked about that in the previous page.

[Kat]

XD

BURN! :p

[Spec Highwind]

But you just revives me :(

*Dies again, burnt*

[Kat]

burn=pwned

;)

[Hydra]

*laughs*

....

I am the night.

*runs away*

=O

[Avathar]

Take Engrish classes

ALL OF YOU :P

[Hydra]

Take Engrish classes

ALL OF YOU :P
Me too? XD

Fine. =O

I'll go to preschool. ^_^

[Avathar]

For more information,

~http://engrish.com/ ~

lolz ^^

[Hydra]

Um...

=O

A...y...b...w...l..o...

Cheese. o.o

[John Smith]

Chocolate @_@

[Kat]

Take Engrish classes

ALL OF YOU :Pno im a problem child and i fefuse to go to school >.<
:p

[John Smith]

You have a lot of Gil! O.O

[Kat]

i've had it,i just put it in the bank cuz people kept asking me for gil and it got annoying >.<

[Spec Highwind]

But you still have a LOT of gil

[Kat]

I got it from a buddy on ffnet :D :p

[John Smith]

I know :p

[Kat]

=o
no wai!

[John Smith]

Ya way! :O

[Kat]

D00d!

[Spec Highwind]

Your 5000th post says "D00d!"

Original one, heh?

[Kat]

that wasn't my 5,000th post tho :p

[Spec Highwind]

=o

sorry.

[John Smith]

Zell... :rolleyes:

[Spec Highwind]

What the Zell are you talking about??

[John Smith]

Your avatar! :O

[Spec Highwind]

I know =P

[Kat]

aren't we suppose to "laugh" at Smith? :p

[Spec Highwind]

Ahahahahahahaahhahahahaha!


Are we? =o

[Avathar]

What is there not to like about the wizard? :(

[Hydra]

Your face!

=O

[Avathar]

I will remember this.

With piratey vision.

[Spec Highwind]

Did you know that if you cut off the genitals of an armadillo, they are still... active? o.O

[Avathar]

XD WUAHAHA, well, that's the most bizarre thing I've learned today ^_* thanks?

[Spec Highwind]

Huh.. I wouldn't thank you... o.O

Who wants to know this?




















Ok I do :p

[Luis]

Did you know that if you cut off the genitals of an armadillo, they are still... active? o.O

:rolleyes:
I've gotta check it by myself... unfortunatly there're not armadillos in Germany... at least not yet... but could it work if I tried it with a spider??? There're lots of spiders here, what made me come to the conclusion that Spiderman was born here in Bremen (Germany), but the fame brought him to United States.

[Spec Highwind]

I don't think that spiders...
well... you can try it xD

[Hydra]

Did you know that if you cut off the genitals of an armadillo, they are still... active? o.O
=O

Adult Talk FTL. XD

[Avathar]

Reminds me of a leguano, here in the zoo,
he is momentarily suffering from a priapism, which is,

a continueous erection. O:

They'll have to, amputate it.

But, seems that: a leguano has two magic sticks,


so I don't know if I have to feel sorry for the little green dude or happy. XD

[Hydra]

:O

XD

Ligers. ^_~

[Kat]

.....O.O
hey you can't talk about this stuff while there are little kids roaming about!

[Hydra]

Are you a child?

Okay then. =P

[Spec Highwind]

Reminds me of a leguano, here in the zoo,
he is momentarily suffering from a priapism, which is,

a continueous erection. O:

They'll have to, amputate it.

But, seems that: a leguano has two magic sticks,


so I don't know if I have to feel sorry for the little green dude or happy. XD

Oh my >.<

Too much information for one day.

That must hurt.

[Hydra]

At least he's one step closer to being human. =P

[Cloud101]

Two!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Hydra]

Yes, two.

A couple of magic sticks. o.O

[Cloud101]

Hahahahaha!!!

[Hydra]

I wouldn't want to have that burden. O_O

[Cloud101]

Me niether! :D

[Hydra]

o.O

I'd like four hands though. XD

[Kat]

O.O
hey you can't talk about this stuff while there is little child roaming about...:rolleyes:

[Cloud101]

Ha hahahaha

[Kat]

i was serious o.o...











nah just kidding :p

[Cloud101]

Yyyyyooooo bbbbeeetttteeerrr bbbbbeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kat]

=o what if im not?
what are you gonna do about it? ^,^

[Cloud101]

I'm gonna open up a can of Chuck Norris on John's ass!

[Kat]

eh..go ahead i won't save him

[Spec Highwind]

...












Hydra's a Ninja!!!! :D Yay!

[Kat]

O.o

Ninjas are gay

[Cloud101]

Sweet *goes over to John* *round house kick* * kills him in doing so* Oh crap, I 've gotta hide the body!

[Kat]

*eats a ninja cookie*

[Cloud101]

How can you eat at a time like this!?

[Spec Highwind]

*eats a ninja cookie*
See? ^.^ They're good!

[Kat]

so addicting...at least they aren't fattening XD

[Cloud101]

*eats an ninja cookie* Hey, they are pretty good...

[Kat]

*just sits there and stares off into space*

[Hydra]

O.o

Ninjas are gay


......

You're gay.

.........

='(

XD

[Spec Highwind]

......

You're gay.

.........

='(

XD

...









;a03 <--- Would look nicer with black clothes

[Hydra]

z0mg level thirty NINJA.







............






;a01

[Spec Highwind]

I want cactuar, moogles and tonberry smillies :p

and ninja!

[Hydra]

........

http://www.forumsig.org/images/smilies/mal/ANIMmal049.gif

=O

[Spec Highwind]

No!!! I want that smillie saying "Ninjas are better than pirates" =(

[Hydra]

=O

http://www.pacersdigest.com/forums/images/smilies/duel.gif

>Your idea. ^___^

[Spec Highwind]

O.O Hydra! You joined this forum in the same month I did...

I thought that you were like one of the oldest members xD

But you are a legend. :p

[Hydra]

Me and Kat joined about the same day. XD!

[Spec Highwind]

Join Date -

Me - 05-20-2006

Kat - 05-21-2006

Hydra - 05-22-2006

OMG xD I never thought that I was older than you guys :p

[Hydra]

Haha, I'm a youngun.

Childhood FTW.

[Spec Highwind]

My bones are getting heavy...

I wish I was your age...

[Hydra]

I can partay all day.

Heeeeey. =D

[Spec Highwind]

Join Date -

Me - 05-20-2006

Kat - 05-21-2006

Hydra - 05-22-2006

O.O

Hydra! Something came to my mind!




We may be neighbours!

Or twins from diferent mothers! We were registered with two days of diference!

[Hydra]

O rly?!

No wai!

=]

[Spec Highwind]

Ya wai!

[Hydra]

z0mg wai kewl.

[Spec Highwind]

Pjear!!!

[Hydra]

Wha-huh? =O

[John Smith]

Muahahahaha :D

Hey Soma... *PUCH!*

[Hydra]

What is a Puch? =O

[John Smith]

Muahahahahahahahaha!

*Throws a peper bag at Hydra*

[Hydra]

Eek!

Save me Banana!

http://www.pacersdigest.com/forums/images/smilies/banana.gif

[Spec Highwind]

PJEAR teh dancing banana!!!

[Hydra]

PEPPER?!

http://www.pacersdigest.com/forums/images/smilies/pepper.gif

That makes me want to.......

http://www.pacersdigest.com/forums/images/smilies/jump.gif

[Spec Highwind]

Wanting to become green and round is bad.

[Hydra]

Come to the dark side Spec.

We have 1337 powerz.

http://www.pacersdigest.com/forums/images/smilies/darkness.gif

[Kat]

all these smilies are making me dizzy @_@

but eberyone knows Pirates totally mop the floor with ninjas :rolleyes:

[Spec Highwind]

Or not xD

[Hydra]

http://www.pacersdigest.com/forums/images/smilies/ninja.gif

[Spec Highwind]

Pjear!!!

[John Smith]

PJEAR!!!

[Hydra]

Pjam. =O

[Spec Highwind]

Pyjamas

[Hydra]

Bj33r. =O

[Spec Highwind]

Ch33rs!!!

[Hydra]

*laughs at John Smith again*

.......

I am the night.

*throws a smoke bomb, then runs*

Can't see!!!!!

*runs into a wall*

....

N33d..b33r...=O

[Spec Highwind]

Shurik33n!!!!

[Hydra]

=O

Does that mean no b33r?

[Spec Highwind]

No... it means "Ninja Star"

[Hydra]

Oh. =D

B33r is still h3r3! =D

[John Smith]

You alchahoolic person! *stares at Hydra*

[Spec Highwind]

He's ad33ct33d =o

[Hydra]

I am not addict33d to b33r.

I like b33r. Lots. So does Largo. XD

[Spec Highwind]

http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/images/ani/smb3/ani_smb3mariosmall.gif


...






*eats mushroom*


http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/images/ani/smb3/ani_smb3mariobig.gif

[Hydra]

He's the same size.

He's just so high on shrooms, he thinks he's tall.

[Spec Highwind]

http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/images/ani/ani_1big.gif

I want a smillie with the mushroom!

[Hydra]

Lol. XD

[Spec Highwind]

Does anyone have Mario's e-mail?

Someone told me it was [email protected]

But I guess it is someone pretending to be Mario...

[Hydra]

It's...

Mario&[email protected]

^______^

[Kat]

XD what if thats actually someone's e-mail?

[Hydra]

Well, unlucky them.

A swarm of Mario fangirls on this forum (Two. Possibly three) will be all up on them like bees on an allergic person. =O

[Kat]

o.o im a Mario fan =o
but im not obsessed so i think im all good ^,^"

[Hydra]

Mario WANTS YOU.





....

To help install the pipes under my house. ^^

ARE YOU UP FOR TEH JOB?! =O

[Kat]

no wai i might chip a nail or something =O
XD j/k i can't stand those types of people...so Yesh! im up for teh job ^______^

[Hydra]

There might be some monsters down there.

Y'know, snakes, spiders. Maybe Black Widows.

You ready for the job?

Don't worry, you'll come out alive.

Because my 1337 ant ate all of them.

[Kat]

o.o
it better have ate all the spiders you could throw a giant human eating snake and a spider at me and i would run from the spider and not even fret the snake =o
so as long as j00 killed the spiders...i guess im ready
XD

[Hydra]

*watches The Waterboy*

.....

YOU CAN DO IT!!

[Kat]

im going...in...wait!
*puts on white suit and a astronaut helmet*
ok! im ready now!

[Hydra]

Doooooo......

Dooooo.......

DO DOOOO...

*do do do do do do do do do*

Slow motion gravity, totally FTW.

[Kat]

*crawls out from under the house*
...so um theres was like this giant spider and i um like ran away and Mario is like still doen there...because the totally ate him...but i like didn't realize it until he said something..
XD

[Hydra]

No, that was Luigi, dressing up as Mario.

Luigi get's like that sometimes. Jealousy. =O

Mario's 1337. XD

[Kat]

XD
so like the Mario dude is alive?!
sweet :D

[Hydra]

Yeah, he's totally alive.

[Kat]

gnarly! :D

...next time theres a job to do..your so doing it not me O.o

[Hydra]

o.O

No wai.

[Kat]

yea wai...who else is funna do it?

[Hydra]

The plumber?! =O

[John Smith]

Ahem...

[Kat]

The plumber?! =Oo.o no wai!

[Hydra]

Yah wai.

[Kat]

well like...i mean if the plumber can do it then why did i have to go under there?

[Hydra]

'Cause he wasn't here when you decided to do it.

[Kat]

-_-"

that was a waste of my valuable time :p

[Hydra]

YOUR valuable time?

I had to call and wait for you to get done.

And you said it was a waste of YOUR time. <_<;;

XD

[Kat]

XD
>,<

j00 shold h4v3 g0n3 und3r th3r3 j00r s3lf >_< :p

[Hydra]

j00 d0n't kn0w h0w s!ck ! 4m. XD

! m!ght h4v3 g0tt3n 3v3n s!ck3r. =O

[Kat]

=O
oh noes!

[Hydra]

I know. I'm feeling terrible right now! XD

Might just go shower up and sleep. =O

[Kat]

How long have you had this cold?
you sound like your suffering XD

[Hydra]

Since Saturday. XD

Went to Medicare a day ago. =O

And I'm gonna look at some more posts, and go take a shower, then go to bed. I've been sleeping ALL day (literally. =D), and I'm tired.

*sneezes*

TAKE IT!

...

Yeah. Bye now. =D

[Kat]

Since Saturday. XD

Went to Medicare a day ago. =O

And I'm gonna look at some more posts, and go take a shower, then go to bed. I've been sleeping ALL day (literally. =D), and I'm tired.

*sneezes*

TAKE IT!

...

Yeah. Bye now. =D=o poor Hydra
*casts Esuna* all better ^,^
and no thanks you can keep it :p
EDIT: cya later dude ;kit

[Phoenix Flame]

Uhh...not that I don't feel bad fer ya Hydra, but you two are off-topic! Let's laugh at/lightly bash John Smith!!! Yeah!!!

*Nunchuku to the back of Smith's head* Ha-ha! <--- laugh like that kid from the Simpsons®

:D

[Hydra]

Uhh...not that I don't feel bad fer ya Hydra, but you two are off-topic! Let's laugh at/lightly bash John Smith!!! Yeah!!!

*Nunchuku to the back of Smith's head* Ha-ha! <--- laugh like that kid from the Simpsons®

:D
=O

Final Fantasy Network > General > Spamtastic. > Official thread where you can laugh at John Smith

Anyway....

*picks up Reason, and slaps John around with a human with trout like slapping abilites*

^_^

[Spec Highwind]

Spamrly?

[Hydra]

Spamrly?
Jarly.

[John Smith]

Ouch.

[Hydra]

Exactly.

[John Smith]

I see...

Maths, anyone? :p

[Hydra]

z0mg Chords!!!!!!

o.O

Helping your friends little brother at his homework gets to you sometimes. <.<;

*laughs at John Smith*

And that makes it all better. :D

[Phoenix Flame]

j00 d0n't kn0w h0w s!ck ! 4m. XD

! m!ght h4v3 g0tt3n 3v3n s!ck3r. =O


That's...not.......possible. XD

[Hydra]

That's...not.......possible. XD
I could have Acid Reflux, and burp out nasty things, while my insides drain.

Oh wait...

Dammit, it's happening already! XD

[Phoenix Flame]

See my previous post...you sicko XD

[Hydra]

See my previous post...you sicko XD
I know what you're saying.

I'm just stating fact that I'm sick. XD

I am indeed a sicko then.

....

XD

[Phoenix Flame]

*@ J. Smith* Haaaaa haaaaa!

Had to have my once a week laugh (and I didn't even use the mirror today XD!)

[John Smith]

xD xD xD

[Hydra]

xD xD xD
Laughing at yourself isn't cool.

*dresses up as a doctor*

Znow, Zi am Dr. Shbatu!

Zwat seems to be ze problemz?

[John Smith]

I was laughing at reasoniamalive o.o

[Hydra]

.........

o.o

*ahem*

Well, laughing at a moderator isn't cool.

*pulls up a chair*

Znow, when waz ze first tyme j00 realized j00 had a munkey in ze brain?

[John Smith]

At least it isn't a "hú wán"! XDDDDDDDDDDD

[blackstar]

*lays down on couch*
Doctor ive been abnormaly stupid for the past 12 years.

[Hydra]

At least it isn't a "hú wán"! XDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDD

And B.S., at least your name doesn't lead to a misleading abb.

BS.

Oh, wait..

Dang. =O

[Phoenix Flame]

*breathes deeply in order to laugh and point at smith*

XD Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

X'D Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

X;D Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! LOL!

[Hydra]

*breathes deeply in order to laugh and point at smith*

XD Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

X'D Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

X;D Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! LOL!
Sir, you took the hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah's right out of my mouth.

XD!

[Kat]

o.o


teehee

[blackstar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *passes out on the floor*

[theDOCTOR]

hahahaahaa, ow my side....HAHAHAhAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*gets in trouble with the teacherfor laughing out loud in class*
awww...man...
hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[Phoenix Flame]

Tee hee. This thread's silly...but then again, so is J. Smith~~~!!! XD

[Hydra]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *passes out on the floor*
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

[Phoenix Flame]

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

Now you REALLY sound like Cap'n Jack Sparrow.

[blackstar]

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
*holding a fake grammy* And i would just like to think everyone who belevied in me *begins fake crying* ;mua

[Hydra]

Now you REALLY sound like Cap'n Jack Sparrow.
Oh, I know mate.

;l33.

[Phoenix Flame]

*breathes deeply in order to laugh and point at smith*

XD Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

X'D Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

X;D Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! LOL!


;whis

[Slider]

*breathes deeply in order to laugh and point at smith*

XD Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

X'D Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

X;D Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! LOL!

hahahaahaa, ow my side....HAHAHAhAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*gets in trouble with the teacherfor laughing out loud in class*
awww...man...
hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *passes out on the floor*

o.o


teehee

:eek: !!!!

[Phoenix Flame]

;res


XD

[Hydra]

Oh, dang!

Det var det kallaste tinget någonsin!

I just word-"G'd" after reading Sliders post.

He's earned tons of brownie points.

Dang. =DDDDD

[John Smith]

O.o.O

[Phoenix Flame]

Oh, dang!

Det var det kallaste tinget någonsin!

I just word-"G'd" after reading Sliders post.

He's earned tons of brownie points.

Dang. =DDDDD


Dang!

Slider, why were you kissing Hydra's 455???

[Phoenix Flame]

WTH Smith...

You ONLY post in 'Off Topic' and 'Spamtastic' or what?!?! :confused:

[John Smith]

No. I also post in Forum Games and FF8...

[Phoenix Flame]

XD! Yeah, I can see that...


BTW: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[Avathar]

Dang!

Slider, why were you kissing Hydra's 455???

;han ;D

[Slider]

Nah, he said he didn mean it *phew*
If he did I would've chopped it off ;chk

[John Smith]

=o >_>

[Phoenix Flame]

Huahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahua!!!! = o

... = D

That felt good... I haven't laughed at Smith for a while. XD

Eu sou 1337

:)

[Spec Highwind]

=D Portuguese FTW!!!!!

^^

Eu também quero ser 1337 =o

[Phoenix Flame]

Siiiiiiim.

[Fawkes Lament]

OMFG!!!

The thread was revived, and I thought I'd already posted here... Apparently not, so I had to read every post on all 6 pages... Everyone should check the Engrish site now... It be funny

[Hydra]

o_O

*laughs at the revived thread*

[Fawkes Lament]

... Some of the posts are TOTALLY messed up... Yet still funny.

[Phoenix Flame]

Not as messed-up as J.S. Muahahahahaahaaaaa!!! o.o;

XD!

[John Smith]

John, how did you learn portuguese?! o.o

[Phoenix Flame]

Spec and my fiancee are helping me learn...slowly. = d

[John Smith]

Oh, ok. ^_^

Não confies nele.