The "Going Nowhere" RP

[Catalyst]

You're probably wondering right away, why am I putting an RP in the spamtastic forum.

The reason for this is how this thread will turn out. I've taken this off of another one I'm a part of in a different forum.

Basically use RPG attacks (and what'd be really neat and helpful is if you were to put the non-Final Fantasy related games that have the attack in brackets). There isn't an HP / MP limit, and really, nobody dies. The way this thread will turn out is basically someone will come up with a reversal to another person's post and then the thread is gone pretty much. This is the "sane" way:

Poster 1 Casts Fire 3!
Poster 2 Dodged poster 1's spell and Summons a Odin in return!

This is the way it'll turn out eventually:

Poster 1 Casts Magic Missle
Poster 2 Jumps 128473 yards away and throws an asteroid at Poster 1!
Poster 1 Catches asteroid, sets it down, and blows up the earth!

Well, I think you guys get the picture. So of course, I will start.

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*Summons Chocobo and runs around while waiting for another poster*

[Phoenix Flame]

<Sits back and sips coffee...squints eyes> Uh...I'm not too sure about this, but I'm positive you'll get a hoot out of some of us!

Summons Phoenix, resurrects Shadow from VI...Shadow (equipped w/genji glove/offering) does a 8 hit combo for 10k HP damage a piece.

[Hydra]

*uses !Smoke before the attack, and escapes*

*re-enters the battle after Reasons attack is over, and casts Meteo*

=O

[Cloud101]

*Quickly casts haste and dodge's the attack retaliates by throwing a rock!*

[Hydra]

*eats the rock*

Pop-Rocks. =O

*opens the next posters mouth, and pours Pop-Rocks and Coca-Cola down it*

Unreal Rumor, ATTACK! :D

[Cloud101]

*Stomach explodes*
*Final Attack-Life2+Summon Bauhamut*

(What WILL he do now!?)

[Hydra]

*changes jobs into a Tamer, and tames the beast*

*Controls Bahamut to use Mega-Flare*

=O

[Cloud101]

*Casts confusion on Bauhamut and he shoots him self in the foot, hah!*
*Casts Bolt3 on self cause it feels gooooooooooood!:D*

[Hydra]

*looks at Cloud101 oddly*

*throws a kitty at him while he's distracted with his Bolt3*

[Cloud101]

*bends down to pet the kitty*
*then bites it's head off and spits it at opponent*
*Will later cry when he realizes what he's just done*

[Hydra]

*grabs the head*

...O.o;

*paints on it, and throws it somewhere*

Bwjajajajajaja!

[white mage]

Wonders what is wrong with the opponents.

Summons Odin and attacks Cloud101.

[Cloud101]

*Can't resist the urge*
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!"

[Hydra]

*joins in*

BWJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!

*gets lots of Espers and weapons while everyone is Bwhahahahaha'ing*

[Cloud101]

*Uses the eternal ring, and takes white mage out of battle*

"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

[Hydra]

*Bwjajajajajajajajajaja!*

*summons a monster, then the monster uses Mimic, and the next one as well, until I have an endless army of monsters*

=O

[white mage]

But it backfires, completely obliterating Cloud101. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Hydra]

o.O

*Uses Ultima, and my infinite army of monsters Mimic it*

BWJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!

[Cloud101]

"I'm wearing the eternal ring you IDIOT!"

*Shakes hands with Hydra's entire army*

[Hydra]

Oh, right.

*uses the Sands of Time to go back in time and slip his ring off, then proceeds with the Ultima*

=D

[white mage]

Thanks

[Cloud101]

"You big meanie"

*runs to a corner crying*

[white mage]

Laughs at his crying, then feels sorry for him, so I use cure to make him feel better. =)

[Cloud101]

*Dissables the fake tears spell and stabbs white mage through the heart, killing her instantly*

[Hydra]

=O

*throws a rock*

[white mage]

Has Finalattack-Fulllife equipped and is ressurected instantly, then wrences the knife out of Cloud101's hand and stabs him with it, then limps to her friend Hydra.

[Hydra]

O.o

o.O

*throws another rock*

[white mage]

What about your army. What happened to them?

[Hydra]

Oh, they're still there.

*commands army to raid the forums, and do the Mario*

;mar

[white mage]

I need gil. Give me gil. Then attack the new guy. Don't ask me who that is.

[Catalyst]

*Pokes you all in the stomach*

*Throws a Moogle at you in distraction and steals all your magic*

[Kyuubi]

Hmph *I summon Bahamut, neo Bahamut, Bahamut Zero, and Bahamut Sin, together they destroy my enemies with the most destructive force, Obliterating Sin Flare*.............boom.

[Catalyst]

*Ducks and throws you a cookie*

[Kyuubi]

OH SWEET A COOKIE!
*looks at everyone else. I'm taking a break Me munchy on teh cookie!*

[Catalyst]

*Steals your Exodia cards and reveals them*

Muahaha!

[Phoenix Flame]

<sits back again...this time sipping tea> ...Aha!

*Equips Ragnarok from X* <Good thing I borrowed this from Tidus> ;tid

<Proceeds to attack shoopuff...> 'I never liked em anyway.'

<Steals 1337 b33r from Hydra and escapes from the battle!>

Buaahahhahaha!!!

[Hydra]

<sits back again...this time sipping tea> ...Aha!

*Equips Ragnarok from X* <Good thing I borrowed this from Tidus> ;tid

<Proceeds to attack shoopuff...> 'I never liked em anyway.'

<Steals 1337 b33r from Hydra and escapes from the battle!>

Buaahahhahaha!!!
*throws a rock, and the 1337 b33r comes back into my hands*

....

ph33r? =O

[Phoenix Flame]

<BUUUUUUUUURRP!!!> 'Scuse me....and sorry for the empties Hydra' XD

I'm a fast drinker....sides, I had till 3am to drink em all.

[Catalyst]

*Takes empty beer bottles and smashes them over your heads*

[Phoenix Flame]

*takes a beer nap*

[Catalyst]

*Goes to bed and haunts you in your beer nap dream*

[Cloud101]

*Spends the night with Tessa, an returns with a bottle of rootbeer for every one, then burps on all of them...even himself some how...?????*

[Catalyst]

*Steals Tessa, turns her into a Mage and casts confusion on Cloud101*

Now whatcha gunna do when the Canadian boy runs wild on you?

[Hydra]

*Calls the Japanese*

THAT'S what you do when Canadian boy runs wild on you.

[Cloud101]

"Thanks", *takes Tessa back gives her a big smooch, and thows-up, from all of the rootbeer*
*throws a shoe*

[Catalyst]

*Watches Cloud throw up all over Tessa*

[jedi geoff]

*crashes airship at catalyst but at last moment jumps away so im not hurt.*
*also casts slow on catalyst so he cant run away*

[Hydra]

O.o

*tosses the regular rock, and runs away before the imploding portal pops up that was in the rock*

[Phoenix Flame]

You and your rockz...I'm beginning to wonder :rolleyes:

*absorbs imploding rock* Mooob! (Opposite of Booom!)

*Belches fiery indigestion at opposition!*


----I feel like I'm reading the action log in DQVIII XD!!!

[Hydra]

XD

*hides under a metal shield*

*throws the metal shield*

[Catalyst]

*Jumps on top of shield and surfs on it*

*Throws a snowball at Hydra*

[Hydra]

*uses Reason to cover*

Was that yellow snow?! =O

*throws green snow*

[Catalyst]

*Notices that if you're under reason, that means you're closer to the ground for more yellow snow*

[jedi geoff]

*melts snow with fira*

HA

*casts vanish them doom for auto kill*

[Catalyst]

*Ducks*

Hehe I win.

[Hydra]

*drops the bomb*

z0mg, he set us up the bomb.

We have no chance to survive make our time.

All your base are belong to us. =OO

[Catalyst]

Base belong to me.

[Hydra]

All your base are belong to us.

Your base are not belong to yourself.

=O

*throws another time dimension rock*

[Catalyst]

*Ducks*

Muahahahaha!!

*Hit's you with a Canadian beaver tail*

Muahahaha!

[Cloud101]

*Eats the beaver tail*
"Mmmmm, that's pretty good..."
*Throws a shoe....*

[Catalyst]

*Sees you hit Hydra*

*Runs back to class - teh teacher guy will save the poor helpless soul*

(Yes I meant to put teh...it looks kewler...lawl...woo I'm bored)

[Hydra]

='(

*starts crying, and does a B.B Bonnie Hood Barrage*

(In case you didn't know, it's a trapping move. You get trapped in blankets, and get shot. A bunch. XD!!! It's in a Marvel game. =O)

[Phoenix Flame]

*Comes out of nowhere and hit's Hydra in teh back o da head w/a Ninja cookie!*


Hahahahaha!

*Disappears*

[Hydra]

*follows the motion sensor Reason put in the cookie and left on himself*

=O XD

[Catalyst]

*Takes the cookie and eats it*

Muahaha

*Sacks Hydra and laughs*

[Hydra]

=O

*gets a cell phone, and a homicidal radio frequency*

Lead me to Reason, or I'll go postal, dammit!

XD

[Catalyst]

*Takes your cell phone and calls long distance sex lines that cost $2.99 / minute*

Muahahaha

*Throws cellphone in a river*

[Phoenix Flame]

LOL @ ^^^!!! XD!

*Creates new thread "The Official Thread to Laugh at Hydra...*

<Meah,.. maybe not>

LOL!

*Deletes thread and decides to waste turn scoffing at Hydra instead*

[Catalyst]

*Smacks you for not making the thread*