Cha-Cha Real Smooth!

[Hydra]

*Do do do, do do, do do do*

You all ready?! Let's go!

To the left, take it back now ya’ll
One hop this time!, right foot let’s stomp
Left foot let’s stomp, Cha Cha real smooth

*do do do do, do do, do do do do*

Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya’ll
1 hop this time, right foot let’s stomp
Left foot let’s stomp, Cha Cha now ya’ll

*do do do do, do do, do do do do*

Now it’s time to get funky
To the right now, to the left
Take it back now ya’ll
1 hop this time, 1 hop this time
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Criscross, criscross
Cha Cha real smooth

*do do do do, do do, do do do do*

Let’s go to work
To the left, take it back now ya’ll
2 hops this time, 2 hops this time
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Get funky with it, aahhhhhhhhhh yaaaa
Come on, Cha Cha now ya’ll

*do do do do, do do, do do do do*

Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya’ll
5 hops this time
Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp
Right foot again, left foot again
Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp

Freeze, Everybody Clap yo hands
Come on ya’ll, check it out
How low can you go?
Can you go down low?
All the way to da floor?
How low can you go?
Can you bring it to the top?
Like it never never stop?
Can you bring it to the top?
1 hop, right foot now
Left foot now ya’ll
Cha Cha real smooth

*do do do do, do do, do do do do*

Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya’ll
1 hop this time,1 hop this time
Reverse, Reverse
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Reverse Reverse, reverse reverse
Cha Cha now ya’ll
Cha Cha again
Cha Cha now ya’ll
Cha Cha again
Turn it down

To the left, that it back now ya’ll
2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops
Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp
Charlie Brown, hop it out now
Slide to the right, slide to the left
Take it back now ya’ll
Cha Cha now ya’ll

Turn it down
To the left, take it back now ya’ll
3 hops this time
Right foot now, left foot now ya’ll
Cha Cha it out
Turn it down

To the right, to the right ya’ll
To the left, take it back now ya’ll
4 hops this time
Right foot now now ya’ll, left foot now ya’ll
Cha Cha now ya’ll
Cha Cha again, Cha Cha again

Turn it down
Take it back now ya’ll
Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp
6 hops this time
Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp
Right foot 2 stomps, Left foot 2 stomps
Criscross, Criscross
Slide to the left, Slide to the right
Let me hear you clap yo hands
Cha Cha now, Cha Cha again

Turn it down
To the left, take it back now ya’ll
2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Aahhhh yaaaa, get funky with it
Get down now ya’ll,
Come on, come on
Cha Cha now ya’ll
Let’s go to work!

Besides the weird fact I acutally convinced myself to post these lyrics, we all need to dance. Nao. Before the moment is wasted.

So, everyone!

Cha Cha Slide Time!

[Tifa-chan]

THAT IS SO F-ING AWSOME!

*starts to dance*

This is something new,
The casper slide part two,
Featuring the platinum band,
And this time were gonna get funky (funky funky)
Clap your hands, clap clap clap clap,Clap your hands,

Alright now, were gonna do the basic step,
To the left,
Take it back now y'all,
One hop this time,
Right foot lets stomp ,
Left foot lets stomp,
Cha-cha real smooth,
turn it out,

To the left,
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time,
Right foot lets stomp,
Left foot lets stomp,
Cha-cha real smooth

Now its time to get funky
To the right now,
To the left now,
take it back now y'all
one hop this time,
one hop this time,
right foot two stomps,
left foot two stomps
slide to the left,
slide to the right
criss cross,
criss cross,
cha cha real smooth

lets go to work
to the left
take it back now y'all
two hops this time
two hops this time
right foot 2 stomps
left foot 2 stomps
hands on your knees hands on your knees
get funky with it

oooooooh yea
come on
cha cha now y'all
turn it out

to the left
take it back now y'all
5 hops this time (one two three four five)

right foot lets stomp
left foot lets stomp
right foot again
left foot again
right foot lets stomp
left foot lets stomp
freeze!
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!

come on y'all
check it out y'all

how low can u go
can u go down low
all the way to the floor
how low can u go
can u bring it to the top
like u neva gona stop
can u bring it to the top
one hop
right foot now
left foot now yall
cha cha real smooth

turn it out

to the left
take it back now y'all
one hop this time
one hop this time
reverse
reverse
slide to the left
slide to the right
reverse reverse
reverse reverse
cha cha now y'all
cha cha again
cha cha now y'all
cha cha again
turn it out

to the left
take it back now y'all
2 hops 2 hops
2 hops 2 hops
right foot lets stomp
left foot lets stomp
charlie brown
hop it out now
slide to the right
slide to the left
take it back now y'all
cha cha now y'all

oh yeah
yeah yeah
do that stuff
oh yeah
im outta here y'all
peace

[Hydra]

Ooohhh!

E-burn.

How you gonna take that everyone?!

You got a back-up plan to this 1337 Cha-Cha Slide?!

[Tifa-chan]

How about this on top of that!

This is for all the imitators, perpetrators and haters
This is something new
The Casper Slide part 3
Featuring the platinum band
And this time
We're gonna get funky (funky, funky, funky)
Funky (funky, funky, funky)

Everybody clap your hands
Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands
Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands

Alright now
We're gonna to do the basic step
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Cha Cha real smooth
Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Cha Cha now y'all

Lasttime to get funky
To the right now
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
One hop this time
Right foot 2 stomps
Left foot 2 stomps
Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Chris cross
Chris cross
Cha Cha real smooth
Let's go to work

To the left
Take it back now y'all
2 hops this time
2 hops this time
Right foot 2 stomps
Left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, Hands on your knees
Get funky with it
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah
Common, Cha Cha now y'all
Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
5 hops this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Right foot again
Left foot again
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Freeze
Everybody clap your hands

Common y'all
Check it out y'all

How low can you go
Can you go down low
All the way to the floor
How low can you go
Can you bring it to the top
Like you'll never never stop
Can you bring it to the top
One hop
Right foot now
Left foot now y'all
Cha Cha real smooth
Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
One hop this time
Reverse
Reverse
Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Reverse, reverse
Reverse, reverse
Cha Cha now y'all
Cha Cha again
Cha Cha now y'all
Cha Cha again
Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
2 hops, 2 hops
2 hops, 2 hops
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Charlie Brown

Hop it out now
Slide to the right
Slide to the left
Take it back now y'all
Cha Cha now y'all
Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
3 hops this time
Right foot now
Left foot now y'all
Cha Cha it out
Turn it out

Be looking out for part 3
It's gonna to be coming to you soon
But right now, we're gonna keep this groove

Here we go, to the right, to the right y'all
To the left
Take it back now y'all
4 hops this time
Right foot now
Left foot now
Cha Cha now y'all
Cha Cha again
Cha Cha again
Turn it out

Take it back now y'all
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
6 hops this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Right foot 2 stomps
Left foot 2 stomps
Chris cross

Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Let me hear you clap your hands
Cha Cha now
Cha Cha again
Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
2 hops, 2 hops
2 hops, 2 hops
Right foot 2 stomps
Left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Ohhh yeah
Get funky with it
Get down now y'all
Common, common
Cha Cha now y'all
Let's go to work

Ohhh yeah
Mmm hmm
Yeah (yeah)
Ohhh yeah

[Hydra]

And just when you were recooperating from the last one!

It's another!

Some people can't take it!

The funk is too much.

[Luis]

And just when you were recooperating from the last one!

It's another!

Some people can't take it!

The funk is too much.

I can't. Or at least not today XD

[Tifa-chan]

aw common! It;s like Cotton Eye'd Joe! The REAL full song is 6 min long and I can do the dance the whole time NO problem!

[Hydra]

As can I!

Luis, be a trooper! XD

[Seyluv]

You guys must really be bored.

[Hydra]

You guys must really be bored.
Yes.

We are.

[Seyluv]

Ha, ha, ha, well let me get back to work before my teacher dock my grade.

[Tifa-chan]

o_O yea do that

[Hydra]

We'll continue to boogie down while you're absent.

=O

*turns on the Cha-Cha slide, and starts to dance*

Dang, dang. XD

[Kat]

O.O im missing out on the party!!!
*turns up the stereo and starts dancing*
yaay!

[Hydra]

Oh, dang, now it's a party.

It's 'bout to get funky. =O

[Kat]

XD

now if only Avathar were here..
then it would t3h p4rty 0f t3h c3ntury =o

[Hydra]

Dang, if Avathar was here, we'd tune into the

Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess Sumo Wrestling Musik

Hiyooo........hite!

XD

*stomps foot three times*

Dang. XD

[Tifa-chan]

Common Yall To The Left Now! Take It Back!

Oh Yea That's Right! Real Smooth!

[Hydra]

Sliiiide to the left!

Sliiiiide to the right!

Reverse, reverse!

Reverse, reverse!

[Tifa-chan]

I just download all 4 versions XD

[Hydra]

Quadruple dang!

Awesome!!

[Tifa-chan]

hellza yesh

[Hydra]

You cha cha hardcore. o_O

[Tifa-chan]

Oh yea!

[Hydra]

Dang, can anyone cha-cha as hardcore?! XD

[Tifa-chan]

Me! Oh Yeaz Look At These Skillz!

[Hydra]

z0mg that's t3h new breakdancing cha cha real smooth.

Wow, you're good.

[Tifa-chan]

Told ya!

[Hydra]

I never doubted you! XD

[Tifa-chan]

good!

[Hydra]

Dang, and if I did, you'd out cha-cha m3h.

[Tifa-chan]

yush I would

[Hydra]

You might. =O

[Tifa-chan]

might? HAHAHAHAHA! I think I have

[Hydra]

z0mg, lemme see what chu got.

I could totally 1337 you, with Luis and Reason's help. XD

I could without their help, but it'd take longer. =D

[Tifa-chan]

XD well then lets just see you try huh? ~__^

[Hydra]

OOh, dang, is that a challenge I smell?

[Tifa-chan]

oh indeed it is

[Hydra]

Wait, lemme get the coffee.

http://www.geocities.com/rraattbbooyy/images/folgers.jpg

Ken Griffy Jr, you got the peanuts?

Yeeeeeeeeah.

http://www.maztalk.com/PEANUTS.jpg

Stone Cold, you got the b33r?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah.

http://www.caida.org/~bhuffake/megatokyo/chars/boo.gif

Boo's got the idea!

Yeeeeeeeah.

In other words...

You're in for it now! XD!

[Tifa-chan]

ooo am I suppost to be scared? LMAO

[Hydra]

Did you not see the peanuts from Ken Griffy and the b33r from Stone Cold?

Yeeeeeah.

You're supposed to be scared.

[Tifa-chan]

>.> odd...I'm not

[Hydra]

Dang, you hurt Stone Cold's feelings.

S'okay Stone Cold, she can't out Cha-Cha me. :D

*rides into the sunset with Stone Cold on a Harley*

Dang, Luis REALLY needs to see this thread. XD

[Tifa-chan]

O_O you know what. I think I should take out the video camra and tape myself chachaing! Upload to youtube and share! XD

[Hydra]

O_O you know what. I think I should take out the video camra and tape myself chachaing! Upload to youtube and share! XD
Or Photobucket. XD

That'd be 1337. I bet j00 can't cha-cha better than me. o.O

[Luis]

Dang, you hurt Stone Cold's feelings.

S'okay Stone Cold, she can't out Cha-Cha me. :D

*rides into the sunset with Stone Cold on a Harley*

Dang, Luis REALLY needs to see this thread. XD

My Mod-sense was tingling. :cool:

Dang, you hurt Stone Cold's feelings.

S'okay Stone Cold, she can't out Cha-Cha me.

*rides into the sunset with Stone Cold on a Harley*

Oh DANG!! Sunset already? LOL

O_O you know what. I think I should take out the video camra and tape myself chachaing! Upload to youtube and share! XD

You shouldn't. You have to. It's your duty as a FFNet member. Didn't you read the small print when you signed in? XD
By the other hand, we'd 0u7 ch4-ch4 U!
Remember where do I come from... WONDerl.. I meeean, SPAIN! XD

[Hydra]

My Mod-sense was tingling. :cool:



Oh DANG!! Sunset already? LOL



You shouldn't. You have to. It's your duty as a FFNet member. Didn't you read the small print when you signed in? XD
By the other hand, we'd 0u7 ch4-ch4 U!
Remember where do I come from... WONDerl.. I meeean, SPAIN! XD
Cha-mon!

It's Thriller all over again.

[Luis]

´Cause this is thriller, thriller night! =D

[Hydra]

´Cause this is thriller, thriller night! =D
Grab your happy place and moon walk.

Then go get a nose job, and turn African. XD

[Luis]

LMAO!
You know... I don't wanna become more white... I'm not from Albania XD LMAO!

[Hydra]

LMAO!
You know... I don't wanna become more white... I'm not from Albania XD LMAO!
XD

I'm hungry. Gonna get me a powered donut.

Oh, wait, it's your hand!

[Luis]

LMAO!!
Look this. It's not a donut, but it's... dunno, judge it by yourself. I think he's German btw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0


LMAO!!

[Hydra]

LMAO!!
Look this. It's not a donut, but it's... dunno, judge it by yourself. I think he's German btw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0


LMAO!!
.......

O_o

o_O

XD

[Luis]

Beware of the milky pirate! =0

[Hydra]

Beware of the milky pirate! =0
XD

Wanna get slimed?

XD

[Luis]

Not really. Everytime I come back from Germany I'm much slimmer XD

[Hydra]

XD

Jetpackz! =O

[Tifa-chan]

O__O whoaz... XD

Um I did tape it...now I just have to figure out how to get it from tape and onto the computer...DAMN IT! where is my dad when you need him!

the whole things is like 25 min long though XD one song right after the other!

[Hydra]

Dang, dang, you are making Luis impatient. XD

[Luis]

Dang, dang, you are making Luis impatient. XD

Yes, you are!! XD

[Hydra]

See, I told 'ja! XD

[Tifa-chan]

well you tell me how to do it and I will!

[Hydra]

*preforms CPR on thread*

Dang, j00 must have t3h power.

[Tifa-chan]

*starts chachaing* this better?

[Hydra]

*do do do do, do do, do do do do*

Yep. Loads better.

j00 have t3h power. xD

[Tifa-chan]

I GOT THE POWER! *dose lil dance*

[Hydra]

Don't kill me!

*squeaks*

XD =O

[Fawkes Lament]

Stone Cold, you got the b33r?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah.

http://www.caida.org/~bhuffake/megatokyo/chars/boo.gif

Boo's got the idea!

Yeeeeeeeah.

In other words...

You're in for it now! XD!
Go for the Beer, Boo! Go for the Beer! Raask

[Hydra]

Oh, dang, j00 got t3h right idea. =D

[Fawkes Lament]

I always have the right idea.

MINOR POWER

[Tifa-chan]

oh thanks *hsabeenchachadout*

[Hydra]

Turtles in a half shell!

Turtle power!

=D

[Fawkes Lament]

Turtles r00l!!!

ULTIMATE TURTLE POWER!!!

[Tifa-chan]

are? turtle desu ka? eto...sora wa...

gha!

BAKA BAKA BAKA!

[Fawkes Lament]

Noo! The 1337n3ss of the awesomeness of the Japanese language is fogging my brain! Really, I have forgotten all the Japanese I've learned in the last 3 years... Other than the word "baka"... Which I call my sister a lot

[Hydra]

*dun dun dun*

Know any other languages? =P

[Fawkes Lament]

The horrible and crude American-English language... But I want to learn Japanese and French completely

[Hydra]

Aww..

Vous voulez apprendre quelque francais? Attendre l'ecole secondaire, zut.

:D

[Tifa-chan]

O_O *isseverlylost*

[Hydra]

Lawl, it's french. =O

[Fawkes Lament]

I realized that when you said, "francais"!

[Hydra]

Oh, okay. =D

[Fawkes Lament]

Besides, I'm French-Canadian... Through ancestry...

[Hydra]

Dang! =O

You're immune to Asians and Africans!

But you get owned by both Japanese and Americans.

='(

Tough lucks there.

[Fawkes Lament]

I was born in America... Down with the government!

[Hydra]

That doesn't change who you are..

On the inside!

I think. O.o

[Fawkes Lament]

Really? Oh... That'll change a lot of things!

[Hydra]

Right!

Like t3h love of bacon.

[Fawkes Lament]

You mean... t3h h4mses... right? >.>

[Hydra]

H4m 0n S4t3rd4y, b4c0n 0n Sund4y.

[Tifa-chan]

Dang! =O

You're immune to Asians and Africans!

But you get owned by both Japanese and Americans.

='(

Tough lucks there.

XD not true! I am French Canadian, and I am more Japanese at heart than any Japanese XD jk. Nope I have to be stuck being a crappy american!

[Hydra]

It's racist law!

..

I mean, racial. Yeah, racial.

[Tifa-chan]

me <---racist agains herself

[Hydra]

z0mg, you're a self-racist!?

=O =O =O =O =O

[Tifa-chan]

maybe

[Hydra]

Oh, woa, you are not JJJ.

You're too kewl to be JJJ. XD

[Tifa-chan]

O_o <--- is lost again

[Hydra]

But at least you're not racist. XD

[Tifa-chan]

me <--- racist against myself

[Phoenix Flame]

me <--- racist against myself

0_o

Mind explaining how that works? LOL!

[Tifa-chan]

just dose...not that I know how...

[Fawkes Lament]

XD not true! I am French Canadian, and I am more Japanese at heart than any Japanese XD jk. Nope I have to be stuck being a crappy american!
Exactly how I have felt for... 5 years!... Wow, it's creepy.

[Hydra]

0_o

Mind explaining how that works? LOL!
It involves something naughty, so for the sake of our jobs (and our hormones/lives), it's best we not mess with it.

:)

[Tifa-chan]

O_o and how did you come to that conclusion???

Fawkes that is weird...but it is the truth! GO JAPANESE AT HEART PEOPLE!

[Hydra]

Whoo!

[Fawkes Lament]

You know it! Anyone else can come forward and come out of their "Japanese-at-heart closet"!

[Tifa-chan]

O_o we should make a special thread just for Japanese at heart people!

[Fawkes Lament]

Okie! I'll wait while you do that!

[Hydra]

=O

Awesome? XD

[Tifa-chan]

yes! *goes off to make topic*

[Fawkes Lament]

YOU DID IT!!! HoorayZ for y00!... I dunno, I got b0red all uv a sudden... G00fy Day for All

[Tifa-chan]

XD oh I see

[Fawkes Lament]

At least you do... Goofy day over!

[Tifa-chan]

yush and mine is begining XD

[Fawkes Lament]

Woohoo! can I join?

[Tifa-chan]

yes you can!

[Hydra]

Bob the Builder!

Can j00 fix it?!

Bob the Builder!

yes you can!

w0rd.

[Tifa-chan]

XD b3caus3 I am that 3ffing 1337!

[Hydra]

Oh, oh, c0rr3ct.

[Tifa-chan]

0h y3as

[Hydra]

w0rd, j00r e-4w3s0m3.

[Kat]

*screams over the music*

IS THIS AS LOUD AS IT GETS?
*cranks the stereo up some more*
I GUESS NOT XD

*dances*

[Fawkes Lament]

Now THAT was some w0rd...

PS. MY STEREO GOES LOUDER!!!!

[Hydra]

Oh, whoa.

It's bout to get funky. (Funky, funky)

=P

[Kat]

everybody clap your hands!

clap,clap,clap,clap your hands!

XD

[Hydra]

XD

To the left!

To ya' back now ya'll!

[Kat]

*dances*
*screams over the music*

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVAH! XD

[Hydra]

Yeah!

XD

Criss-cross!

Criss-cross!

Cha-Cha Real Smooth!

*do do do do, do do, do do do do*

[Kat]

*criss crosses*

j00 should be a choreographer XDD

[Hydra]

XD

Shut up.

And daaaaaance

To the left now ya'll!

Three hops this time!

Three hops this time!

[Kat]

DANG! he told me to shut up ='(

*keeps dancing*

okay i feel better now =D

[Hydra]

For the sake of dancing. =P

Now how low can you go?!

Can you go down low?

All the way to the floo?

How low can you go?

Can you take it to the top?

Like you never never stop?

One hop! =D

[Kat]

did you memorize the WHOLE song?! XD

*dances*

[Hydra]

Lol, no. XD

Cha-Cha Real Smooth!

[Kat]

suuuuure you didn't

hey i know lets roller disco XDDD

j/k :p

*dances*

[Hydra]

XD

Refer to the first page.

z0mgz0rz lyriks.

[Kat]

so you look @ that page ebery time you post i see how oui are :p
j/k!
^^

[Hydra]

Mostly, I try to remember. Then search the lyrics if I can't. =P

*do do do do, do do, do do do do*

[Fawkes Lament]

So... Many... dos...

[Hydra]

*pops a mint, and preforms CPR on the topic*

Cha-Cha!

=D =D

[Fawkes Lament]

CPR is t3h success!

Uber-cha-cha

[Hydra]

Oh yeah.

....

To the left!

To the back now ya'll!

Three hops this time!

Three hops this time!

Cha-Cha Real Smooth.

*do do do do, do do, do do do do*

[Fawkes Lament]

*does the do*

DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO


Do...

[Hydra]

Turn it out! =P

[Fawkes Lament]

Did you almost just say, "off"??????

[Hydra]

No. XD

*do do do do, do do, do do do do*

[Fawkes Lament]

okayz!

*do do do do, do do, do do do do o do do do, do do, do do do do o do do do, do do, do do do do*

[Gackt Camui]

Whats with all the do's??

[Hydra]

Yeah, I'm not sure there's all of those in the song. =P

[Fawkes Lament]

Altogether...

Maybe