Post Ff Rumors Here!!!

[Max the Man]

Post any rumors you want to make up in this thread... heres one:

FFTactics: Male Dancer:

To do this, make sure your male who wants to be a dancer has the right job prerequisites and go to Magic city gariland. a battle will start, and choose your party: (the male who you want to be a dancer must be in it) and beat all the dancers,saving the one named: Jeanne for last. she will tell you a secret, and Zirekile falls will become red, you will trigger an event that will lead to a new area, which is also red. go there, and you will get the: dancers crown, a helmet which allows all males to become dancers.

[Spiff]

You can revive Aerith in a church.

[Zeromus_X]

okay, my friend whos a complete idiot said this a while ago, i hope you find it as hilarious as i do :D he said" sometimes yuffie or tifa get in the way , and sephiroth kills them instead", or something along those lines...i wish i knew how people came up with these things... :p
edited/ps: this is an aerith rumor, just sos ya know. i didnt mention that in the post, just if anyone was confused.)

[Squall Leonhart]

There is a Cheese WEAPON in FFVII. :D

[Avathar]

And (apparently by Zeromus X) a Chocobo Weapon :D :D

[Squall Leonhart]

You can get the Griever GF :D :D :D .

[Avathar]

You can get Beatrix and Mikoto as constant playable characters :D :D :D :D

(Did somebody say spam?)

[Squall Leonhart]

You can make the Highwind go into space.

[Avathar]

You can find the way to reveal the true identity of Gogo (and no, not by buying the japanese version of FF6 :D )

[Squall Leonhart]

you can have Siefer and Edea as constant playable characters :eek: .

[Avathar]

In FFIX you can besides a chocobo, also ride a moogle!!!!

[Squall Leonhart]

It is easy to beat Ozma on Lv.1 with all four characters :eek: :eek: .

[Avathar]

It is easy to beat Ozma on Lv.1 with all four characters .

Sure. You just have to know his weak spot :D

[Squall Leonhart]

Selphie likes trains :rolleyes: .

[Avathar]

There is a mini-game in FFIX with Vivi and a couple of gargants.

[Squall Leonhart]

Irvine is a girl :p .

[Max the Man]

all right, by rumors I mean something that can be true or made up, but if you do make it up, please post a fake guide on how to do it. That makes it funnier. FFTactics: Male Dancer:

To do this, make sure your male who wants to be a dancer has the right job prerequisites and go to Magic city gariland. a battle will start, and choose your party: (the male who you want to be a dancer must be in it) and beat all the dancers,saving the one named: Jeanne for last. she will tell you a secret, and Zirekile falls will become red, you will trigger an event that will lead to a new area, which is also red. go there, and you will get the: dancers crown, a helmet which allows all males to become dancers. <-- like that

[Phoenix Flame]

is that a fake one??? Because that's too funny to be real ;)

[Squall Leonhart]

Okay to fight the cheese WEAPON on FFVII you get a gold chocobo then mate it with a moogle using a Kupo nut and it will make a weird chocobo. the weird chocobo has a moogles head and it can paracute out the Highwind :cool: . Then you parachute down around rocket town and run around it seven times. the cheese WEAPON will chalenge you on the moon.

[Max the Man]

is that a fake one??? Because that's too funny to be real ;)
yes it's fake... I mean that you need to make your rumors like that though.

[Tiny Bronco]

I heard that to fight the cheese weapon you have to be in Disc 3. Firstys you go into midgar in the wall market slums and enter that little restraunt tentish thing. once in the restraunt you talk to only the first and last customers at the bare.( you no there in a line eating and say munch munch and such.) Once you've done that you can sit at the bar and order Cheese. The waiter'll get it from the cook and serve it to u. Once your done eating the waiter will ask you how it was. YOU MUST SAY (I've eaten better dog food than this.) Then get up and leave. Note: if you've done it right you should here a faint roar as you leave the restraunt. Then make your way out of Midgar and low and behold a text box pops up saying (You have insulted the great and terrible Chease Weapon!) :eek: Then a screen pops up that lets you heal and switch your charactors, equipment, and your materia if you wish. When you cancel out of the screen you go into that battle seen were the screen swurls to anounce a battle. Finally you get to fight the Cheese Weapon which is insanely hard. However, if you beat him Cloud learns a level 5 limit called "Cutting the Cheese" which makes Omnislash look like a little ant. ALSOOO, you then get the ability to enter the other Slums which are really cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

[Squall Leonhart]

Stats of the Cheese Weapon:
HP: 2,000,000,000
MP:20,000
Attacks: Sharp Cheddar (a physical attack, causes around +8000 damage)
Cheese Sneeze (Causes +5000 damage to all plus poison and confu)
Cheese Freeze (Ice based, causes +7000 damage to one)
Cheese Breeze (Wind based, causes +5000 damage to all)
Cheese Degrees (Fire, causes +8000 damage to one)
Vitamin Cheese (Heals the Cheese Weapon for 9999 HP)
Death by Cheese (Causes 9999 damage to all, used when HP is down to 1,000,000. Can only be blocked by casting shield or barrier beforehand)
EXP: 1,000,000
AP: 1,000,000
Gil: 1,000,000
Win: Cheese Ring
Steal: Cheese armlet (If you can equip it during battle, which you really can't, it will absorb all damage taken from the cheese weapon as HP)
Morph: Cheese Source (raises stats of all characters to 255)

Notes: The Cheese Weapon will summon four Cheeseasaurus Rexes. They can attack you for about 3000 HP each, and can steal items from you (they usually wind up stealing everything you have, but you can steal them back. you win them back at the end of the battle, anyway.) The easiest way to beat the Cheese Weapon is to summon Odin, which will turn him into cheese slices, then summon Titan to turn him into a cheese sandwich. Then summon Typoon to turn the sandwich over. Then summon the Knights of Round to put toppings on the sandwich. They will put on: Ham, Turkey, Salami, Bologna, Mayonnaise, Mustard, Pickles, Olives, Lettuce, Tomato, Peppers, and Onions. Finally, you mime Omislash a gajillion times to cut him into equal pieces to eat. I still haven't beat him.

There is my Cheese WEAPON :)

[Tiny Bronco]

To get off of the cheese weapon i heard that you can get a cow chocobo that's black and white. First you must beat Ruby weapon it order to get Dessert Rose which you then trade in to get a gold chocobo from the old guy in Calm. Next, breed this chocobo with your own gold chocobo and of course you get another gold chocobo. Ride this little guy out to the Choco Sage who will want it right away. You get the options to trade the gold chocobo, give it to him freely, or keep it for yourself. Choose give it to him freely and as for thanks of your generosity and kindness he'll tell you how to get the cow chocobo. To do this you breed a black male chocobo with a female yellow wonderful chocobo, both of course in S class, using a carb nut. The result will be a black chocobo that is really fast. Take this black chocobo to the Choco Sage who'll love it and ask you if you'd like a RARE chocobo breed. Say yes and he will call an old friend which happens to be the chocobo jocky of the white chocobo at the Gold Saucer. With your permision he will breed these to chocobos using a one of a kind Pic Nut. The screen will go black and you'll hear the sleep music, then MOOOOOOO! You wake up to find a cow colored chocobo in place of the Choco Sage's green one which he then gives to you. This chocobo is really fast and has all of the gold chocobo's abilitys. And it looks great and says MOOO! instaed of Wark! :D :D :D

[Compact Soul]

A materia spitting chocobo is a great summon. :)

[Squall Lionheart]

ok here are some true and some false....
-Quistis loves Squall
-you can get seifer fujin and raijin as your players for a while in the japanese version
-Quistis has griever's special limit break
-Being a Sorceress's knight is both SQUALL & SEIFER's romantic dream

[Phoenix Flame]

Anyway someone could figure out who's child Denzel is???

[Squall Lionheart]

-Garden was built in FH......
-Squall's dream is the same as seifer's...
-Sorceress Adel is more powerfull than Sorceress Ultimicia....

[Squall Leonhart]

The garden wasn't built in FH; but painted there

[Squall Lionheart]

-I know that well.....but yours isn't a rumor.....
-Bahamut was created & used to protect the crystal pillar.......
-Cloud exists as a GF in FFVIII & you own his buster sword in order to summon him.....

[baralai]

Bahumut looks like a dragon...

[baralai]

Auron is a man!

[Squall Lionheart]

You can own GF griever.......
FF VIII will return.....

[darkmajinvegeta]

ff is a game

[Spec Highwind]

aahahah!!! That's a good joke!! Everyone knows it's a relligion

[Hydra]

Wrong again. FF is a crossbreed race between asians and mexicans. :D

[Spec Highwind]

hum... so chocobos are what?

[Hydra]

A chicken with different sex changes and colors who can fly. Obviously breeded with a chicken and a duck.

[Tiny Bronco]

Okay. Then what do they breed to get Cactars?

[Hydra]

Cactus, a smooshed up Adam Sandler, and a Scream mask. Duh. :D

[Avathar]

Wrong again. FF is a crossbreed race between asians and mexicans. :D

xD

[Spec Highwind]

Cactus, a smooshed up Adam Sandler, and a Scream mask. Duh. :D

rofl

[Hydra]

Want to know where a Malbaro came from? You don't want to know where a Malbaro came from. It's........ :eek:

[Spec Highwind]

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/350/malboro7qe.jpg

[Avathar]

Yep, that's so true. =/

...Come to think of it, where the hell do Tonberries come from?? :p

[Spec Highwind]

they are fish, no?

[Eru Iluvatar]

I saw the other post-obviously- and thought ,why not?It's funny.
Just make something funny or stupid enough to be funny and post it here as a rumour/conclusion.
[Extremely stupid made up rumours allowed :p see below )

Start:

You can ride Aeris and Vivi in ff 1.

[Eru Iluvatar]

okay guys i made an official stupid conclusion-rumour thread so,le's go there ^_^

[Avathar]

You can build the Highwind airship in Lindblum Castle.

[Eru Iluvatar]

??

you can summon sephiroth

[Avathar]

In the final battle in FFIV, you can instead of fighting Zeromus, you can let him play poker with Necron.

[Eru Iluvatar]

ffcc never ends

[Avathar]

Final Fantasy Mystic Quest isn't really a Final Fantasy game: it's a documentary about Snake from Metal Gear Solid, about when he was a kid.

[Eru Iluvatar]

ff7 is reality

[Avathar]

Ozma can have a baby cactuar with Quina.

[Eru Iluvatar]

wtf is osma

[Eru Iluvatar]

anyways,wakka eats candy at night

[Avathar]

Vivi and Eiko have secret candle light suppers in Alexandria Castle.

[Eru Iluvatar]

Vivi and Eiko have secret candle light suppers in Alexandria Castle.
This is like,poetic.I wanna see a painting about it.In fact I will seek one [a friend of mine ]

steiner likes to POLISH his armor VERY MUCH

[Avathar]

Cid loves designing pictureframes in his sparetime.

[Zeromus_X]

This is borderlining on spam, but I'll let it go for now. As long as nobody does extreme spamming (posting multiple times with nonsense), then it seems okay. (I'm not saying any of you are spamming, I just mean the whole topic seems rather pointless. And there's a whole other one too, so...)

But anyway...You can defeat Sephiroth by bending the CD. ;)

[Spec Highwind]

In FF10, you'll have a weapon that can exceed 99.999 damage if you press the reset button 20 times, then you switch off your PS2, you take off the CD, throw it to a cow, then you switch the game on again, you click the blue button (eject CD) 15 times, then hit reset, and you'll have that weapon called an RPG-7 (well... final fantasy is an RPG)

[Hydra]

In FF10, you'll have a weapon that can exceed 99.999 damage if you press the reset button 20 times, then you switch off your PS2, you take off the CD, throw it to a cow, then you switch the game on again, you click the blue button (eject CD) 15 times, then hit reset, and you'll have that weapon called an RPG-7 (well... final fantasy is an RPG)
If only it was that easy. :D

You can get Ultima Weapon on your team by beating Ruby and Emerald at the same time, with Tifa in Lucky 7's mode with the time limit of 20 minutes. =/

[Spec Highwind]

That would be cool.

Square is now making a Final Fantasy in which you can use all the main ccharacters of previous Final Fantasies

[Hydra]

You can play as Kain in FF10, if you find a hidden Hydra enemy with his armor in it's stomach.

[Spec Highwind]

ewww....

you can summon Nobuo Uematsu in Final Fantasy IV if you change your characters' names to:

Cecil - THE Pwnz0r
Kain - ThE Hax0r
Rosa - Tha B!tch
Rydia - Webcam XXX
Edge - Stupid n00b

[Hydra]

You can summon Mario if you change all of the summons names(including secret ones), to I-LIKE-MARIO-N-U-R-TEH-SUX.

lol, for each summon, it's a phrase. I for Valefor, Like for Ifirt, and so on. To get Marios second overdrive called Do The Mario, you find a red cap in the Omega Ruins. :D

[Eru Iluvatar]

In FF10, you'll have a weapon that can exceed 99.999 damage if you press the reset button 20 times, then you switch off your PS2, you take off the CD, throw it to a cow, then you switch the game on again, you click the blue button (eject CD) 15 times, then hit reset, and you'll have that weapon called an RPG-7 (well... final fantasy is an RPG)

lol

spoiler ff6 below









If you fail to vanquish Kefka in the final battle of FFVI,He comes out of the TV,and destroys this world as well,then tries to destroy the Galaxy,but one descendant of the El comes and annihilates Kefka.Just before Kefka is done for,you hear a ''finish him''.[Oops,that's another game]

[Avathar]

When in a random battle, if you have Shadow, Strago and Relm in your party: when you let Relm kill Strago, Shadow becomes Sub Zero. :D

[Hydra]

Scorpion appears in FFX-2. When you fight Dark Ixion, lose the second time. Scorpion will laugh and kill Dark Ixion in eleventy million hits. Then, he'll steal your Mascot dress sphere and use it in the fight. When he turns into a Chibi Skull, he'll use Seximator, which is unblockable and will cause 99,9999 damage. The only way to beat him is to use clevage. :D And run.

[Avathar]

When you finish Ipsen's Castle for the first time: if you play it, while you're standing upside down, you can unlock a secret 'Where is Waldo?'-game. xD

[Spec Highwind]

When Yuna dies for the 9999 time, with Tidus in your party, he'll become a berserker

[Avathar]

When you're about to watch one of Shadow's dreams, if you tap the x button three times: instead of watching the past, you see the future of Shadow: him singing in a karaoke bar.

[Hydra]

In FFX, when Seymour summons Anima in the fight, press X,O,X,O,X,O,L1,L2,R3, and shout 'FATALITY!!!!' at the screen. Anima will do her Oblivion overdrive, but Michael Jackson will appear, and throw his nose at you. At the end, he'll say 'Sha-Mone!' and obliterate the party. Causes various effects on you, and puts your HP and MP at one. The most lethal effect is each character you used to 'talk' to Seymour, they do the Moon Walk, and cannot attack the rest of the fight.

[Spec Highwind]

then why should we do it? O_o

[Avathar]

Why? For the awesome Moonwalk, offcourse! =)

When you make Aeris run around in a circle for six times, her hair changes into that of Amarant.

[Kat]

i read in an article some one wrote that wakka kisses rikku!

[Hydra]

It's true. Lulu and Tidus have a little secret relationship too. That's why Cid and Yuna are going out. Family laws don't matter to them. :D

[Tiny Bronco]

It's not in this thread, but somewhere someone said
"Cid really smokes pot! Not a ciggereat."
I thought that was funny.

[Hydra]

lol...Barret's a crack man.

[Avathar]

Laguna didn't became president of Esthar. He just became very famous by forming the best a capella trio: Laguna, Kiros, and Ward (yes, Ward :D ).

[Hydra]

Reno and Rude made a rock band, called 'The Black Suit Wonders' with their special guest, Jenova, the lead singer.

[Spec Highwind]

Zidane is the real dream of the fayth

[Avathar]

The Turks are a real life group of Yakuza gangsters.

[Spec Highwind]

Tantalus are a group of plumbers

[Avathar]

The Shinra corporation first started out as a cookie factory.

[Spec Highwind]

Cid's are stupid (they aren't, are they?)

[Hydra]

Dream Zanarkand is actually a giant poop, pooped out by all of the aeons, and smushed into one big giant magical pile of poo. :D

[Avathar]

The Summoners from Madain Sari don't have a real horns. They just wear fake ones, 'cause they like rhino's so much.

[Hydra]

In FFX-2, dress spheres are made by a dirty mail company. When Yuna and co. put them on too much, they turn into mail ladies. Doomed to forever roam the earth being chased by little doggies.

[Spec Highwind]

The Crystals are made of plastic

[Hydra]

Miasma is made of cotton candy.

[Avathar]

Baku originally was the character that wanted to eat Mog, not Quina.

[Spec Highwind]

George W. Bush wants to take all the geostigma from Iraq

[Avathar]

When you dye your hair silver, Sephiroth gets a haircut.

[Hydra]

If you backslap Auron in the face, you get the Rick Ross weapon, which has the ability to Hustle. This instantly steals anything from an enemy, and rarely instantly kills anything.

[Avathar]

You can beat FFVII quite early in the game, by breakdancing in the Golden Saucer.

[Hydra]

In the first mission of FFVII, if you spend 100 minutes more than you're supposed to, Ifirt will use a giant metomathingything and blow up everything. That includes Ultimecia. :D

[Avathar]

When you collect all Stellazio, if you give them all in one time to Gilgamesh, you get a cookie.

[Hydra]

If you defeat Nemesis from FFX without damage, you unlock a new airship location, called 'Wendys'. Home of the strongest baked potatoes in all of Spira.

[Avathar]

When you give Vincent the name Dracula: the "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?" song is the backgroundtune you hear when in battles.

[Hydra]

Bah.....that was a low blow on the Carmen Sandiego fan boys. Wherever those 3 in the world are.

If you kill Tifa in a fight too many times, she'll turn into Omega Weapon, kill the party, and learn 'Bitch Attack'. Which throws a BF, the ultimate attack of Tifa. It's 100% unblockable, and how many enemies you've killed alltogether, that's how much damage it does. Obtained on the first disc is the Bitch Armor. Which protects any damage done to Tifa, and redirects it to another party member, or an enemy randomly.