1001 ways you know you've played too much FFIX

[Max the Man]

all right, here is a fun thing to do when you're bored. when we get to 1001, we celebrate and make loud obnoxious noises. posts should look something like this:
1: You try to grow a monkey tail
2: You cut your hair with a knife
3: You wear a pointy hat

*next person who posts: put no. 4

[Xartex]

4: You try to grow a horn

[Arkacia]

5 - You find yourself tripping over a lot and are never usually clumsy.
6 - You start painting chickens chocobo colours
7 - You create a cemetary in the backyard and bury yours or your sisters dolls.

[Zeromus_X]

8. You go out into the streets rambling on about how youre a genome from another planet :D
9. youve made youre own tetra master trading game cards
10. you try to find the kitten , mittens, but to no avail...kitty! :p
(ps: i wonder if well ever get to 1001...someday :rolleyes: )

[Max the Man]

8. You go out into the streets rambling on about how youre a genome from another planet :D
9. youve made youre own tetra master trading game cards
10. you try to find the kitten , mittens, but to no avail...kitty! :p
(ps: i wonder if well ever get to 1001...someday :rolleyes: )
I've made threads like these on other message boards, and we got to more than 1001 lol

anyway, so this isn't spam...
11: You pee off of the roof with one of your best friends.
12: you make a moogle suit (not guilty, but my friend is)

[Andrew Scaves]

13.you make up a story with you performing a fusion with Zidane
14. you have a bedroom full of Garnet pics
15. you ask people to call you Zidane.
16. You go to school with a shirt that says Vivi ROCKS MANNN!

[Coelie]

15. You go babbling about a fusion of 2 worlds that made The Earth
16. Dress like a cook and eat frogs

[Ghost]

17. Go to a hospital and shout: Cure, Cura or Curaga and tell people you can heal them

[Spiff]

18) Your hand molds to the shape of the contoller.
19) You walk around with a staff on hand.
20) You start to wear Pirate boots like Zidane.

[Xartex]

21: You start asking old men with beard if they will become your eidolon

[Andrew Scaves]

22. you wear rusty armor go to the zoo and say it's the festival of the hunt year and you kill all of the animals.
23.you kick a wall in a church and say hrmmm.

[Dayne]

24. When you get Transformers and Ark confused.

[Coelie]

25. when you try to teach your guinea pig how to fly and act like a moogle

[Lyde Lyde]

Hey did you know you all are off track here's where to start
27.You turn your hair blue and paste a horn on your head
28.If you have a twin you dress like jesters
29.If you're these two people http://www.jivemagazine.com/2001/09-22-2001-AnimeWeekendAtlanta-ga/023.jpg
30.If you're her http://multi.cosplay.ne.jp/cappera/cosplay/garnet.jpg

[Max the Man]

31: When you play games like Resident Evil, you say "LIFE" when you are about to kill a zombie
32: you are afraid of trees cause they might attack you because you are trying to stop evil fog.
33: when you see a giant purple orb above the tree in 32.

[Dayne]

34. When you think your neighbor's cat is Carbuncle.

[Xartex]

35: You start saying rally-ho

[BLaCK_MaGiC]

36. When you tell a chicken to find treasure for you.

[Coelie]

37. When you build something like a zappelin with a basket underneath and go ship dolls as cargo to other places (dolls who you think that can cast black magic)

[BLaCK_MaGiC]

38. when you wear puffy make-up like kuja

[Spiff]

39. When you start talking with frogs because one might be a real person.
40. When you stop at every bar because you're looking for people to join your quest.

[BLaCK_MaGiC]

41. when you make mist machines

[Spiff]

42. You legally change your name to Zidane

[ShadowHeart]

^ That could refer to the french soccer player Zinedine Zidane too though :)

43. When you collect colorful gems and wonder why you won't learn how to summon.

[Spiff]

^ok ok.... :)

44. When you change your name to a weird one like Vivi.

[Totorosama]

34) When you go," Kupo, kupo, kupopo and start searching for kupo nuts when hungry.
35) When you know all the names of all the moogles, their personalities, and where they live.

[ShadowHeart]

^ You messed up the numbering.. please edit your post with the correct numbering, 45 and 46 :)

[Andrew Scaves]

47. When you travel the world to look for rare coffe for an old man and when you find them the old man is dead.
48.You die your skin blue and grow red dreadlocks.

[Zeromus_X]

49. youve found mittens, but steal him, because hes such a cute little kitty! yes he is :D
50.you have nightmares about floating eyeballs torching villages.
51. youve memorized all of the ragtime mouses quizzes :)
52.you dont find out how abilities are learned until halfway through disc 3..(guilty :p )
53. you make a giant stuffed yan!
ps: wow! that looks like a real garnet! it mustve taken alot of work to make that costume!

[BLaCK_MaGiC]

54. when you start kidnapping princeses..

[Xartex]

55: When you start swinging a stick and think you can jup 15 feet up into the air without a problem
56: You try to melt away big ice blocks with your fire magic

[BLaCK_MaGiC]

57. when you wear big rusty armor
58. when you think animals have items and gil with them
59. when you go around asking people for AP

[ShadowHeart]

60. When you start scanning the ground for coins in hope of finding a Stellazio.

[BLaCK_MaGiC]

61. when you mistake the word "train" for gargant

[Lyde Lyde]

ps: wow! that looks like a real garnet! it mustve taken alot of work to make that costume!
Yeah I found this on yahoo search engines, these people need a life
62. You wear this http://www.japan-expo.com/img/cosplay/individuel/Individuel%20HD%2016%20-%20Beate%20FF9.jpg
63.If you do the jump rope thing and make 45 jumps
64.If you collect every single terta master card
65. If you buy every ff9 product on and off the web.

[Max the Man]

66: You go to Seattle and call it burmecia =-o
67: when you meet a lady who is a snake and has a fan

[Zeromus_X]

68. now, the stuffed yan has come to life, and has teamed up with mittens to escape...and the pluto knights are after you!
69. you turn your unfaithful spouse into and oglop.
70.you try to get to the cats on the towers in treno...

[Andrew Scaves]

71. You say that the only FF worth playing is IX
72.You have pics of Eiko all around your room.
73.If you ask someone in an alley if they want to be your slave.
74.You have all of your characters up too Lv.100
75.You collect every possible item in the game.

[Ragnarok]

76- You start to repeat what everybody says except in reverse manner.(tried and tested; this pisses alot of people off)
77- You name your account after Steiner's second most powerful weapon.


(Note to Andrew Scaves: You can give the old man his coffee as long as it's still on disk 3, and then you recieve his boat on disk 4. :))

[Xartex]

78: You get the Exalibur II

[Andrew Scaves]

79.If you have a room full of Steiner pics
80.If you have a room filled with Quina pics.
81. You walk around holding a giant fork
82.Everyday you talk to someone about FFIX.

[Arkacia]

83 - You start calling your little sister Eiko but you don't have a little sister.

[Totorosama]

84. When you believe you can make fire come out of your hands.
85. When you try to start jumping fifty feet down a cliff and expect to survive.
86. When you start buying all the weapons you've ever seen in FFIX.

[Lyde Lyde]

87.You make a serious debate about how you think Tidus and Zidane are alike.
88. You name your twin children Benero and Zenero
89.You name your twin children Zorn and Thorn
90.If you go to a shrink and gives you the inkblot test, you say that each one is from FFiX.
P.S.I think it should be for jusy FF in general, I could think of more then.

[Xartex]

91. When you call in sick from work/school because you need too level up tour characters a little more

[Troublesom]

92. When you draw monsters on playing cards and say "Let's play Tetra Master!!!"

[Max the Man]

87.You make a serious debate about how you think Tidus and Zidane are alike.
88. You name your twin children Benero and Zenero
89.You name your twin children Zorn and Thorn
90.If you go to a shrink and gives you the inkblot test, you say that each one is from FFiX.
P.S.I think it should be for jusy FF in general, I could think of more then.
Sorry, it has to be FFIX, you can make a general one if you want though.


Anyway.
93: You carve hedges to look like FFIX characters
94: you take a flute and try to summon eidolons
95: You think that there are friendly monsters in every ff, so you give every monster a healing item.

[Dayne]

96. when you create a secret black mage factory in your closet.

[Troublesom]

97. You think they're nuts when ppl are telling you Alexandria was burried long time ago under water

[Xartex]

98: You start constucting Hilda Garde 4

[Totorosama]

45) When you go," Kupo, kupo, kupopo and start searching for kupo nuts when hungry.
46) When you know all the names of all the moogles, their personalities, and where they live. Sorry to below party.

[Andrew Scaves]

Oh man can't think of anymore!

[Dayne]

98. When you start to grow Gysahl Greens in your garden.

[gcarev10]

34.You play agen.ha! ha! ha!

[Avathar]

101. When you step into a post-office, complaining that a purple moogle didn't deliver your mail on time.

[Phoenix Flame]

#666, You have an imaginary friend named Steiner.

[Avathar]

Damn, this thread is fun!! So here ya go, another list of "when..." (i think we're gonna reach.... 500. Don't exagerate :p )

103. When you go to a library, you go trough all the books to find Tantarian.
104. When you go to Reno, and ask people where you can fight monsters for money.
105. When you cook dinner, you wonder if you should put an oglop in it.
106. When you can't start your day without a gysahlpickle.
107. When someone asks you a question, you always answer with "Hey, that's Ipsen's line!"
108. When you want to do a bookreport about Shakespeare's "I want to be your canary".
109. When you start calling people mr. 347, or mr. 211, or...
110. When you're carrying a hammer with you all the time FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!
111. When you dye your hair green and all of a sudden you talk with a Texan accent.
112. When the word "horny" has a complete new meaning for you. (DAMN, Dagger's hOT!!!!!!!!)
113. When you accidentaly find a tunnel from Europe to America.
114. When you go to a tailor and ask if he can make a scarf out of a hat and a pair of pants.
115. When you start a fight with a friend in a big crowd, you expect the people to give you money (especially a big fat lady).
116. When you no longer think about "life and death", but about "life and stop".
117. When you always wear the same f*cking outfit!!!!!

[Phoenix Flame]

118. When you constantly consider saying to your boss @ work "Screw you, I'm gonna get my game on!" :)

[Avathar]

119. Everytime you find something, you see a big black-on-white '!' appear.
120. When you want to stop the evil plans of the queen of a neighboring nation.
121. When you start believing in horoscopes, just because the star-signs are worth lots of money.
122. When you're constantly listening to a whole in the ground, 'cause you keep hearing a chocobo and a kid crying.
123. When you ask a professor to help you write your love letter.
124. When you send your twin-brother on a quest to find the Gulug-stone.
125. When you perform a sacred dance to save a giant tree.
126. When you think it's absolutely normal that rats are the size of humans, and can talk and wear clothes just like us.
127. When you want to challenge a pilot for a card game, thinking he has the best airship cards.

[Avathar]

128. When you start thinking your grandpa looks a lot like Quina. :D

[Avathar]

...And there are more ways:

129. When you stay indoors, everytime a bit of mist appears outside.
130. When you become a real fanatic row-skipper.
131. Even when the people near you only use e-mail, you visit them to help them deliver their letters.
132. When you think that in every country there is an ice cavern.
133. When you think that Terra and Gaia really once existed. :eek:
134. When you start building an airship... Hey, if a frog can build a half-ass Hilda Garde, it couldn't be that difficult!..... right?....
135. When you step up to some gangsters in the street and ask them: "Hey, do you guys also perform 'I want to be you canary'?"
136. When you start tolerating stalkers, just "because they wanted to be with you."......

[Zerlina]

When you drag your friend all over a mall to find a crystal pendant that looks just right.

[Avathar]

138. When you start decorating your entire house after the theatre ship. :rolleyes:
139. When you start brewing your own supersoft for the body, and superslick for the hair.

[Phoenix Flame]

129. When you start looking through bud K to see if they have any new daggers to upgrade yours with.

[Avathar]

141. When your girlfriend's new nickname is Dagger. :rolleyes:

[Phoenix Flame]

142. When you can see the battles even after you close your eyes.

[Avathar]

143. When you can play 'Kuja's theme' on the piano. :eek:

[Phoenix Flame]

144. When you stay up past 6 am posting in forums on FFNet.net about you uncontrollable urge to play.

[Avathar]

.... i'm running out of ideas :cool: ......

145. When you think back to the good old days, when you were driven to school on a chocobo.

[Totorosama]

A few things
1) The numbering is off....
2) Don't double post
3) Here are mine...

129) When you add "kupo" or "kuuuu" to the end of every sentence, kupo!
130) When you can write down the entire story of FFIX by heart
131) When you memorize more than 20 quotes from FFIX
132) When you have unlocked all the chocobo treasure chests
133) If you have so much gil that the game gets a bug and tells you the amount of gil you have in a different language or not at all.
134) If you have gone through three sets of FFIX, and having them all die to overuse.

[Avathar]

...No, i'm gonna continue the numbering... one who started this thread wanted to go to 1001. So i just keep the count :cool:

so.... yeah, number 152:

152. When you think viagra pills are just kupo nuts.

[Totorosama]

ER? I disagree. I think it's when you call any nut kupo nut. But I digress.
153) When you start trying to sell "potions" and "remedies" in the street.

[Phoenix Flame]

ER? I disagree. I think it's when you call any nut kupo nut. But I digress.
153) When you start trying to sell "potions" and "remedies" in the street.

I guess we can make up the numbering anyhow :)

154) Giving the "tail" instead of a phalange. :rolleyes:

155) Planning a foolproof battle plan to get through the next level of the day.

[ave]

1. you try to find chocobos in the park
2.you go to trees and think that thay are the sours of all the mist
3.when you have dreams about killing ozma
4.when you think that rats can cast spells and live in claryral
5.when you sow a tail to your pants
6. when you dress frogs up and think that it mit be regete cid
7. when you go to the fair and think every clown is zorn and thorn
8. when you go to hawaii and think its suimering island
9.when you think that the desert is really madian shari
10.when youthink you come from anuther planet and wear a fake cat ears
:)

[Mega Flare]

um one of the ones tht Totorosama number 134 i have actually done lol i have gone through THREE copies of the game each dieing on me in a different way, i am now on my 4th set and still going strong as this is my favorite ff.

156: When you think your cats a torma and try to fight it only to have it scratch u.
157: When you and other ff fans meet up regularly to find out who knows which ff the best.
158: When you try to heal yourself with a Hi-potion/ bootle of water.

[Winterkill]

34: When you go around challenging people and then state that you don't understand them
35: When you run around with a pitchfork saying you want to be a master gourmand

[The Stalker]

159. When you do this:
http://aycu22.webshots.com/image/21341/2002819825263885979_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2002819825263885979)

[clief101_]

160: u walk up to a big oak tree and bash it up (sorry if its already been sed)

[Zerlina]

There's a trail of dead chickens which look suspiciously sat on, leading up to your door. :P

[Skye]

162. When your afraid castles will turn into alexander and devour you.

[Doctor]

163. When you fantasize about Dagger and Beatrix in your sleep...(sorry if it's been said.)

[dappa]

164. When you start to grow your facial hair like Cinnna's

[Aulayna]

165) When you try to find moogle in order to save your life every evening.
166)You look in archelogical dig site walls looking for more moogles
167) You want a choboco for a pet
168) When listening to the soundtrack you can tell where each piece of music has been played inthe game.

[Doctor]

169. When you believe that Moogles deliver your mail.

[kb-sama]

170.you love all rats

[Max the Man]

171. You believe that all chefs live in caves or swamps

[Aulayna]

172) You try to play the flute to cure people
173) You carry a Weapon which looks impossibly heavy to lift above your head everywhere.
174) You feed peppers to chickens hoping to see them jump 20ft in the air
175) You believe every big sandstorm houses a nation of lifesized rats living in a huge tree

[kb-sama]

176 you have a 4 giant rocks in your house,you won't let ANYONE mess with

[Doctor]

177. You believe that there are people as "ugly" as Cinna out there. XD

[kb-sama]

178,you fear fog and/or mist

[Doctor]

179. You're constantly in a panic about a certain princess you've sworn to protect.

[kb-sama]

180.your still playing "1001 ways you know you've played to much FFIX"


(kb wins)

[clief101_]

181: u try and sing a song ny humming

[kb-sama]

182 you try to cast "doomsday" on your pets

[Doctor]

183. You think that you can use thievery skills and steal from people

[kb-sama]

184,you think a card game is more fun then the STORY...(DOCTOR,Ms "i HAVE to beat eveybode in the world")

[clief101_]

wen u go to a swamp and catch frogs to try and make friends with a Qu

[Doctor]

184,you think a card game is more fun then the STORY...(DOCTOR,Ms "i HAVE to beat eveybode in the world")

...MEH. >=[

186. When you think you can use the "Jump" ability, and as a result you end up breaking a leg.

[kb-sama]

...MEH. >=[

186. When you think you can use the "Jump" ability, and as a result you end up breaking a leg.

(EY! you took mine!!!!)


187.You think bells can open gaint doors ^_^

[clief101_]

188. you change your name 2 dagger in the hope that no1 will recognise u

[Doctor]

189. You see lots of airships fly overhead

[kb-sama]

189. You see lots of airships fly overhead

190 you try to cast "doomsday" on said airships

[Doctor]

191. You realize that the monster in your closet that you've always been afraid of since you were a five-year-old was none other than Queen Brahne =DDD

[kb-sama]

192.you think all fat birds are gods

[Doctor]

193. You think that any yellow bird is rideable

[kb-sama]

194.You tape a tall to your butt and act like it's not there....(that one sucked!)

[clief101_]

194.You tape a tall to your butt and act like it's not there....(that one sucked!)

not as bad as others

195. u get a racket and try and shoot magic dust at someone u dont like to hurt them

[kb-sama]

(thanks)

196.you find a cute little girl with a horn on her head and try to make her summon a dragon

[Asylum]

197. You have forced your friends to perform 'I want to be your Canary' and wrote the missing parts. (done it)
198. You can play Garnet's hymn on guitar, piano, and harmonica.
199. When you here the term 'Stiltzken' you instantly think "traveling cloaked moogle" not "baby stealing nursery rhyme. (occasionally)
200. You truly admire the Black Waltz trio. (used to)

[Asylum]

201. You've honestlly compared the complexity of FF9 to FF7.
202. You've used FF9 quotes as pick up lines.
203. You read everything that one Moogle said to his little brother in that marsh. (bad disk1 so its been awhile)
204. You've written an entire fanscript pareleling what would have happened if Tantalas had failed to capture the Princess.
205. When someone is being naggy you mutter to self "you're such a steiner".

[jedi geoff]

206. you know what every single character in the game says at every point in the game.
207. when you jump on the back of a golden bird you expect it to fly you around the world. (sorry if this has been said before)

[kb-sama]

RES'D

209-you Take Old Pokemon Cards And Change Them In to "terra Master" cards

[Rinoa]

210. When it starts helping you with your college work :o

(A teacher asked us to explain what a lieutenant was and I knew thanks to FF ;P)

[strife]

211. You hate being outside for fear a giant eye will appear and set you ablaze.

[clief101_]

212. u see a random colourful ball that will mostt likely obliterate u (ozmo: optional boss)
213. you name your child after 1 of the characters
214. try to build an engine that runs on 'mist'
215. try to find a tunnel in a marsh/swamp that leads to another continent
216. run around with a giant fork with your tounge sticking trying to stab things

[Phoenix Flame]

217. think about alternate/better endings to the games.