you know you've been playing FFs too much when....

[Squall Leonhart]

feel free to add your own! :)

1. You pretend that your marbles (and other shiny round objects) are Materia.
2. You glue a paper cone to your forehead and pretend to be a summoner.
3. You have a little hand floating above your head.
4. You go to Mcdonalds and ask for Gysahl greens instead of fries with your chicken nuggets.
5. You try to fly your garden.
6. You know the exact movements to ALL limit breaks/overdrives etc.
7. You quote characters.
8. You know more about Final Fantasy than Hironobu Sakaguchi does.
9. You refer to characters using both their first and last names.
10. You saw off part of your arm in an ill-fated attempt to look like Barett.
11. Instead of talking an actual language, you say “Kupo” and expect people to know what you’re talking about.
12. Kupo.
13. You think your cat is an enemy, and try to draw magic from it.
14. You start to talk like Barett.
15. You try to play blitzball in your pool
16. You notice that Cloud can’t possibly carry 99 Mimett Greens. No one can.
17. You start to refer to money as Gil.
18. You squash your canary attempting to ride it like a Chocobo.
19. You see a cactus and attempt to defeat but end up in hospital.
20. You try to swear and come out with “$&%*!”
21. You find yourself in a fight the school bully; you scan him to determine his HP and his weaknesses.
22. You let the bully have the first punch while you wait for your ATB bar to fill.
23. You are defeated, but know it’s ok because you can be revived at the nearest save point.
24. When your parents are asleep, you attack them to wake them up.
25. You read a book and compare it with Final Fantasy.
26. You forget something and blame your GF.
27. You try to summon.
28. You really can summon!
29. You mistakenly kill an old woman, believing it to be Sephiroth.
30. You look up at the moon in terror.
31. You write a “You know you've played too much FF when...” list.

[Tiny Bronco]

Very Funny list. :D I got some...
32. When you beleive you can easily survive gunshots because Cloud can.
33. When you blow off huge mistakes saying I'll just hit the restart button.
34. When you won't go around alone because you're afraid you'll get attacked by monsters.
35. If you try to level up by getting in random fights.

[Squall Leonhart]

36. You try to find materia slots in your Guns and Swords
37.You talk to random people hoping that they'll give you something.
38.You own -real- Triple Triad/Tetra Master cards.
39.You ask every person on the street if they'd like to play Triple Triad/Tetra Master.
40. You throw bird feathers on dead people trying to revive them.
41. You dye your hair yellow and spike it hoping someone will tell you "Hey, you look like that guy from Final Fantasy"
42. If someone asks you about a movie that made you cry, you mention the scene where Sephiroth kills Aeris.
43. You throw a molotov coctail at someone shouting "Firaga"!
44. You glue 2 stuffed animal heads to your dog and call him Cerberus.
45. You get a tatoo of your favorite FF character.
46. You find a frog and try to use a remedy to make it turn 'back' to human.
47. You try and dodge lightning bolts 200 times to get a Celestial Weapon in a rain storm
48. When you win a fight, you hum the victory music and do a victory stance.
49. You go to every country in search of the Promised Land
50. You have mastered all of the following phrases:
"........."
"?"
"!"
"!?"
51. You try find the island closest to heaven on your local map
52. You get some ice and throw it at people yelling " Blizzaga!"
53. You throw a clock at someone and yell "Slow."
54. When you think a cloud is Cloud.
55. You tape your water-pistol with a kitchen knife, pretending it would be a gun-blade.

[Tiny Bronco]

56. If you open up all the doors, chests, closets,drawers, ect. hoping to find an ether.
57. If you run around on bird footprints trying to fight a chocobo.
58. If you think every guy named Cid has an airship.
59. If your college major is Black Magic.
60. If you go to a college that has Black Magic as a major.

[Squall Leonhart]

61. When half or more of these apply to you
62. You dress like the characters
63. You check this thread everyday.
64. You tell your friends to call you Squall

[Tiny Bronco]

65. If you are convinced powerplants are draining the planets lifesource.
66. If you legally change your name to Cloud.
67. If you try to revive the dead using Pheonix Downs.
68. If you walk into random people's houses just to talk to them.
69. If you can't tell the difference between a chicken and a baby chocobo.

[Squall Leonhart]

70. You think dressing in black leather, acting careless, and putting a scar on you nose bone is the best way to get a girlfriend.
71. You have a 20 hour version of Hymn Of The Faith.
72. You buy the Buster sword online.
73. You buy a gunblade online.
74. You think the only way to die is to be sent by a summoner.
75. You all the soundtracks to FF games.
76. You tell people your group of freinds name is AVALANCH.
77. You write down EVERYTHING you do in FF and make it into a book.

[Tiny Bronco]

78. You dig really big holes in your backyard looking for spirit energy.
79. If you won't go near any swamps for fear of the Midgar Solemn.
80. If you think there are only five contenents.
81. If you won't go into forests because you know bandits are waiting to ambush you.

[Squall Leonhart]

82.You try to summon the Knights of the Round on cheese mistaking it to be the Cheese WEAPON.
83. You went to the FF Chicago concert
84. When you get into a fight, you let yourself get beaten within an inch of your life, confident that your Limit Break will defeat your enemy.
85. You name all of your characters by your own name just so you can tell people what you did.
86. You get cold feet during your wedding and jump from the top of the chapel, mistaken in the belief that a rather podgy pigeon is Valefor.
87. You die your hair blue, grow it WAY long, spike it out, then use countless bottles of hairspray on it.
88. You think you can walk over a swamp since you have on your feather boots but just get stuck.
89. You run around humming songs from FFs.

[Tiny Bronco]

90. You try to morph all the cactuses in a desert mistaking them to be Cactuar thinking you'll get a bunch of Tetra Elements.
91. You stick you hand in an outlet to see if your bolt ring works.

[Squall Leonhart]

92.You defeat a wolf (dog) and are puzzled when you don't gain Exp.
93. You're even more puzzeled that it doesn't drop any Gil or Items.
94. When visiting a high-profile casino, you immediately look the arcade.
95. You start planning to blow the moon to bits to finish the source of all monsters on earth.
96. You go to your local fountain in the park and look for aeris' materia.
97. You search for a T-Rexuar in your school gym.
98. You're short on cash for the ride home and decide to kill some stray cats and dogs for money.
99. You find yourself unable to pick up more than 99 of an item.
100. You get one hundred answers.

[Tiny Bronco]

ONE HUNDRED ANSWERS!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!
101. You make hacked files for FF PC versions.
102. You've memorized all the gameshark codes for all the FFs.
103. You make walkthroughs for FFs.

[Squall Leonhart]

104. When you ask random people to join your blitzball team.
105. When you try to attach a red pom-pom to your cat.
106 When you cut of your cats tail and glue it to your "lower back" ;)
107. You wake up after 5 seconds of sleep expecting to be fully rested.
108. Whenever you sip from a drinking fountain, the words "HP/MP Restored" appear above your head.
109. You expect to find out of date games because you've learned Familiar skill.
110. After high school, you walk around expecting to get your SeeD payments.

[Tiny Bronco]

Squall completely of topic but u can fight monsters to gain exp. On the hompage in the top right corner it says RPG. Clik it and at the bottom of the list theres monster arena.

[Squall Leonhart]

Thanks but I have more questions in the RPG hack forum.
111. You drown becuase you thought you could stay underwater for an entire game of Blitzball.

[Squall Lionheart]

I think he meant me.... let's keep it going ( sry gonna say ff8 stuff only)
112.When you kill your parents and go looking for a school run by a Sorceress
113.If your answer to life is ''Whatever...''
114.When you enter any house you like & search for Gils & Items untill you get arrested
115.When you go to the moon & notice that it has no monsters to fight nor a sealed sorceress!
116.When you expect your computer to give you your first 2 GFs.....
117.When you like your school cafteria's hotdogs!

[Tiny Bronco]

No, I meant the other Squall. Look at the date.

[Squall Leonhart]

118. You join FFnet.net

[Squall Lionheart]

you know...there is a miserable part about it too!

[Tiny Bronco]

119. You spend your time talking on FFnet.net when u have a bunch of homework. :D Oops.

[Squall Leonhart]

120. 5 members are on FFnet.net right now

[Tiny Bronco]

That's the highest i've ever seen it at. I'm skippin homework! :D :D :D

[Phoenix Flame]

You let your business down :(

[Squall Leonhart]

121. You go to miltary school thinking it was a garden.

[Squall Lionheart]

122. You spend all day in the basement looking for something to make it fly......
123.lok for a calm city in the ocean and crash your flying garden into it.....

[Squall Leonhart]

124. You glue two stuffed animal head to your dog saying it's Cerberus

[Squall Lionheart]

125. When you go killing off magicians....

[Squall Leonhart]

126. You look at the moon thinking "Where's the Cheese WEAPON?"

[Squall Lionheart]

127. When you list more than 127 reasons........!

[jessek705]

128. you take 2 canaries give them a peanut and expect a baby one to appear 15seconds later. :rolleyes:
129. you look into your fireplace and see sephiroth

[Tiny Bronco]

130. You think Disney Land is called the Gold Saucer.

[jessek705]

131. you think the sun is a meteor that is gunna crush you :p

[Squall Leonhart]

132. When it's storming, you cast blizzaga on the clouds to make it snow.

[jessek705]

133. When you name your new dog Nanaki or Red XIII
134. When you start calling your dog Nanaki or Red XIII :rolleyes:

[Tiny Bronco]

135. You spend hours looking for Midgar on a map.

I like your sig. jessek705. Cool FF7 pic.

[jessek705]

136. when you start looking and testing out rumours in the game that most realize are fake :p

Thanks Tiny I got a few better ones on my comp just cant upload pic for the sig :(

[Squall Leonhart]

137. You own every version of FF

[Tiny Bronco]

138. Your job is FF tester at Square-Soft. (Wouldn't that be great!)

[jessek705]

139. if you apply for a job at square enix:p i want to gaming programming can lead to a bit of personal testing :D

[Tiny Bronco]

He He!
140. You move to Japan so you can get FFs faster.

[Tiny Bronco]

141. If you see a shooting star and claim the world is going to end because you thought it was METEOR.
142. If you beleive Palmer is the head of NASA.
143. If you are confused when people say dollar or euro and then realize they are talking about gil.
144. If you say the Sahara Dessert is proof that The War of the Magi did happen.
145. If you stare at the moon looking for pieces of the Giant of Babel.

If you post in this thread please make sure your reason hasn't already been used. ;)

[Hydra]

146:You kill a rabbit on the street, and dance to imaginary victory fanfare.

[Avathar]

147: When you try to do Angelo Cannon with your own dog. xD

[Hydra]

O.o xD

147:When you get down on your knees and pray for a 30 foot sword.

[Spec Highwind]

148: When you start writting on a book your name, date of save, play time, and stuff, everytime you want to go sleep.
149: When you try to make a high jump, have a coffee in the meanwhile, and then come back to spear a dude.
150: When you are equipped with a large jug of husk, and a giant katana.
151: When you strart running whenever you see someone with a lamp and a chief knife.
152: When you order some tickets to go on a world trip in a boeing called Ragnarok

[Hydra]

153:When you attempt to bring Aeris back to life by learning voodoo and magic.

[Spec Highwind]

154: When you fall in love with tifa =D

[Avathar]

155. When you dress up like a clown, and try to move three statues out place. :D

[Spec Highwind]

156. When you start being the best at maths because of excessive playing of sphere core

[Tiny Bronco]

156. You wonder why people say there are 7 continets in the world. Everyone knows there are 5. :D

[Avathar]

158. When you think you got Geostigma.

[Eru Iluvatar]

159.When you sleep,you hear the sleep midi

[Avathar]

160. You cut out cactuar faces in pumpkins for Halloween. :)

[Eru Iluvatar]

When you have geostigma.

[Tiny Bronco]

162. You tie ribbons in your hair so you won't catch the cold. :D

[Avathar]

163. When you throw dice as a weapon. :)

[Hydra]

164:When you quit your job to become a flower girl.

[Spec Highwind]

165. When you start trying to eat poison with a star amulet in your neck.

[Hydra]

166:When you create a Mako Reactor with green jello and metal.

[Spec Highwind]

167: When you become blind because you smoke marlboro

[Hydra]

168:When you dress up as Vivi for halloween and prance around yelling, 'FIRE, BLIZZARD, THUNDER!!!'

[Avathar]

169. When you come home from vacation, you expect a fanfare to play Rufus' Welcoming March.

[simi87]

170. when you see a cat you call it because you want to save
171. when you see a cat you try to give him a letter because the mogunet is broken
172. when you don't wash your teeth because you want to use molboro's move

[Spec Highwind]

173: When you start singing opera, even if it isn't normal of you

[simi87]

174. when you try to steal Gils from your friend's pocket

[Spec Highwind]

175: When you try to bribe your friends for dark matters

[Avathar]

175. When you think Advent Children is the best movie ever.

[Spec Highwind]

(isn't it, avathar?)

177: When you inject drgus in your body, then you lock yourself inside a coffin for some years

[Hydra]

176:When you forget and skip numbers by the sheer awesome force of being near anything Final Fantasy. :D

[simi87]

178. when you do a portrait of your dog and hope that it would attack
179. when you take your dog and try to turn him into magicite

[Avathar]

180. When you start talking to a random old person about fitting the pieces of a story together. :D

[Spec Highwind]

181: When you think real life is the game.

[darkshadow2247]

182: When you unzip your jacket half-way and rest your left arm through the opening.

[Hydra]

183:When you put your favorite characters name on anything and everything you own.

[Spec Highwind]

184: When you draw a FF character every time you grab a pencil.

[Tiny Bronco]

185. You are sure that you saw a Ruby's head in the Nevada Dessert.

[Spec Highwind]

185: When you say chickens do WARK!

[Tiny Bronco]

Spec3s was 186.

187. If you see a joker card and beleive you will insantly die unless it misses.

[Spec Highwind]

(you can call me spec =D)

188: When you start chasing a cactus to train athletics...

[Avathar]

189. When you dress up your pet turtle as a Tonberry.

[Tiny Bronco]

190. When FF images are engraved on your eyeballs.

[Hydra]

191:When you dress as Tifa at a Game Con, and you're a dude.

[Tiny Bronco]

192. You try to sell a blue marble for 1,400,000 gil claiming that its a mastered All Materia.

[Hydra]

193:When you attack everyone you know, claiming you're in Berserk status.

[Tiny Bronco]

194. You see Sephiroth, Cloud, Tifa, ect. in the clouds.
195. You look up in the sky and wonder why there is only 1 moon.
196. If you say that there is a giant Pheonix on top of Mt. Everist.
197. If you are afraid of old trains because you think you are in a graveyard.
198. If you can fall 500 meters, go through a church roof, land on a flower bed, and still survive.
199. Every time you do something brave theme song music plays.
200. You get 200 ways to know you’ve played to much FF!!!!! :D :D :D :p :p :rolleyes: :cool: :eek: :D :p
Congratulations all. We've played to much FF!!!

[Hydra]

201:You continue the topic. :D

[Tiny Bronco]

202. You carry around an Amulet. Luck +10!

[Hydra]

203:When you try to dodge 200 lightning bolts to get part of a mass mudering onion.

[Avathar]

204. When you rebuild your bike like the Tiny Bronco. ^^

[Spec Highwind]

205: When you see an invisible barrier on a crate in North Pole

[Avathar]

206. When you think you can revive Aeris without using a Gameshark code.

(isn't it, avathar?)

No, Spec. Advent Children isn't the best movie ever.

[simi87]

206. when you jump from a plane because you want to land on a floating island

[Avathar]

208. When you build a gigantic treehouse, filled with rats.

[simi87]

209. when you don't want to enter in a cathedral because you are scared by Omega weapon

[Spec Highwind]

No, Spec. Advent Children isn't the best movie ever.

Well... but it surely is the best animation movie

[Avathar]

Well... but it surely is the best animation movie

Well, for me it surely isn't. :p


210. When you're getting paranoid by all the references in FF-games about other FF-games.

[Eru Iluvatar]

211.When you have a lust for an FF7 remake so much
212.When you think clowns are creepy
213.When not a day passes by,having you not thinking about FF even once.
214.When you see a girl in short pants and : drool :
215.When you see a girl in rikku-thong style and you : drool : again
216.When you wanna live in all F.F. worlds even for a while
217.When you have no jaws after watching FF7AC for the first time.
218.When you have as a 'thing to do before I die' to see a Nobuo's concert and meet him personally
219.When everytime you see Latin numbers [actually Etruscan] and you wanna put an ''F.F.'' next to it,thinking of the series.
220.When 60% of the English language you know,is a never-ending result of trying to interpret the dialogues in the game.
221.When you name every VIRTUAL pet nanaki or red XIII
222.When you have a collage of F.F. pictures made on your room,also a big FF12 image on a frame,and also a big poster of an F.F. image too.
223.When you LOVE F.F. music so damn much.
224.When you have as a dream,your name to be on the credits of an F.F.
225.When you know many people who have contributed to the series.

[Hydra]

226:When you own a gun arm from a secret laboratory.

[simi87]

227. when you try to jump from wagon to wagon on a train because you have to kiddnapp the president

[Hydra]

228:When you throw out a card and expect a monster to come out.

[Avathar]

229. When you truly believe that Mormon people are actually Genomes.

[simi87]

230. when you are scared by the moon because you think that some monsters can fall from it

[Spec Highwind]

231: When you call everyone Mr. Cid
232: When you start killing people, and doing whatever you want, and then ou say you were being contolled by a lunarian

[Avathar]

233. When tauntings like "You spoony bard!" are your favorite lines to insult people.

[Hydra]

234:When you have a copy of FF1 in your backpocket, so you'll never part with it again. :D

[Spec Highwind]

235: When you are a quiet guy, who only talks one time a week =D (just for the style)

[Hydra]

236:When you curse every single sentence you say, all day, every day.

[Spec Highwind]

237: When you have 4 crystals in your room

[Hydra]

237: When you have 4 crystals in your room
Uh............... :D

238:When you own every single Final Fantasy.

[Spec Highwind]

239: When join your sword to an AK-74 to create TEH ULTIMATE WAPON OF PWN!!!

[Avathar]

237: When you have 4 crystals in your room

Uh...............:D

^___^

240. When you're gonna start a mythril mining company. :p

[Spec Highwind]

241: When you start using magic everytime you see a oversized turtle... then you extract it's skin to make swords.

BTW... 4-crystal-stories in FF rule!

[Avathar]

242. When you form a gang of silver-haired guys, dressed in leather.

[Hydra]

243:When you own Cloud and Sephiroth tighty whiteys, and they battle to the death.

[Avathar]

244. When you write the ultimate walkthrough for defeating the Cheese Weapon.

[Spec Highwind]

245: When you don't ear anything more than FF OST

[Eru Iluvatar]

235: When you are a quiet guy, who only talks one time a week =D (just for the style)

When you are a quiet guy,who only talks one time a week,not for the style,but because you think too many words are meainingless.

[Avathar]

Wow, that's caused by playing too much Final Fantasy? o_o.. i better watch out. ;)

246. When you're constantly on the search for the person who wants to change your shiny stone into the mightiest sword. =D

[Spec Highwind]

247: When you try to unlock doors with a bell :)

[Hydra]

244. When you write the ultimate walkthrough for defeating the Cheese Weapon.
You better be kidding. If not....O.o God cleanse my over obsessive Final Fantasy sins. :D

248:You get two guns and a sword, and switch dress spheres.

[Avathar]

249. When you really want airplanes to look like Airships. ^^

[Hydra]

250:When you try to complete a rumor in the FF rumor topic. O.o

[Zeromus_X]

251. When you genetically alter an ostrich/raptor hybrid and create a chocobo.

[Hydra]

252:When you make a chocobo ranch, and get pissed off when they don't mate to make a long wanted Gold Chocobo.

[Phoenix Flame]

253. When you daydream about tifa. :p

[Avathar]

254. When you're looking for cards under your local church' bell. :p

[Spec Highwind]

255: When you think this is the end of this topic, because 255 is the max number for stats

[Avathar]

256. When you believe Hallmark is just a small fraction of the Shinra Corporation.

[Spec Highwind]

257: When you start singing to yourself final fantasy music that represent momments in the game similar to your real life... like... when you are battling with someone O_o

[Hydra]

258:When try to make babies with a Final Fantasy disc, and make little Final Fantasies.

[Spec Highwind]

259: When you try to bribe birds for marbles...

[Avathar]

260. When you believe that fire only has three different degrees. :p

[Phoenix Flame]

261. When you get fed up with the world and the way things are going you begin looking for a black rock to call meteor with. :p

[Avathar]

262. When you go to Switzerland, and you start your own FFVII Snowboarding resort. xD

[Eru Iluvatar]

263.When every time you start a new ff,you think time passes by very quickly,and also you think of this as a holy act.[To play it ]

[Avathar]

264. When you put on a ribbon, every time you're getting sick.

[Hydra]

265:When you backslap a Mcdonalds worker, and complain your Big Mac won't revive your party members.

[Spec Highwind]

266: When you play 1 hour... you forget to save, and you have the pacience to play that part of FF again... (like I'm doing now...)

[Hydra]

267:Following Spec, when you get up to Jenova, reach to save, and you have no more memory left. Then you die on purpose, to save, then go through it again.

[Avathar]

268. When you do Final Fantasy cosplay for a living.

[Hydra]

269:When you make a X-Potion out of poisons in your house to heal your wounds.

[Avathar]

270. When you want to perform a theater skit with a bunch of random gangsters.

[Hydra]

271:When you make a homemade Final Fantasy movie.

[Avathar]

272. When it has become your profession to kidnap the lead actrice of an opera.

[Hydra]

273:When you liked the movie Final Fantasy:The Spirits Within.

[Avathar]

274. When you got every inch of your walls covered with The Spirits Within and Advent Children pictures.

[Hydra]

275:When you play a Street Fighter game, and say 'OMG, WHERE'S CLOUD?!', then you throw it out the window, disgusted that no Final Fantasy characters are in it.

[darkshadow2247]

276: When you carry stuffed animals around hoping that it will come to life and deal damage to a person you're angry with.

277: When you feel the need to label a taxi driver, bus driver, chauffeur, etc. Cid

[Hydra]

278:When you name your son Wakka, and your daughter Lulu.

[darkshadow2247]

279: When you dress up to "give" you a prowess

[Hydra]

280:When you kill a cute kitty, claiming it was an unsent, and you had to defeat it to send it.

[simi87]

281. when you capture every animal you met because you want to send it to the zoolab

[Hydra]

282:When you dress up as a Final Fantasy character, and go on the prowl.

[Spec Highwind]

283: When you collect a white mask and a black mask, and then try to obtain a tome which conatins the ultimate magic.

[Tiny Bronco]

284. If you call a cell phone a PHS.

[Spec Highwind]

285: When you call a kitchen knife an "Orichalcum"

[Hydra]

286:When you continue this topic. :D

[Avathar]

287. When visiting Final Fantasy forums is the very first thing you do in the morning.

[Spec Highwind]

288: When you see a bird, you rip one of it's wings... to make it a One Winged Bird

[Avathar]

288: When you see a bird, you rip one of it's wings... to make it a One Winged Bird

xD One of the best!


289. When everytime you're telling a joke, you somehow always involve Advent Children in it. ^^

[Hydra]

I need to try 288 sometime... :D

290:When you walk up to an ant hill, claim you are the ruler of it. Then three lone ants come and beat the living daylights out of you.

[Spec Highwind]

291: When you run everytime you see a turtle, you run to your parents, and start shouting:

"Run! There's an Adamantois over there! Use Blizzaga, dad"

[Hydra]

Hah, lol.

292:When you LOVE Final Fantasy cosplay. -_-

[Spec Highwind]

(wtf is cosplay? sorry, but i'm portuguese... and it's a little difficult to understand all)

293: When you think the only way to reach Ireland is on a golden chicken...

[Avathar]

294. When you think people like this are perfectly normal.

(this is cosplay, Spec3 :p )

http://digilander.libero.it/thebetmark/Cosplay/Final%20Fantasy.jpg

[Spec Highwind]

ZOMG! Crazy dudes...

295: When you try to summon a Big Blue Whale and go to the giant cheese up there =) THE POWER OF CHEESE!!!

[Avathar]

296. When you think Moby Dick is the Big Whale from FFIV. :D

[Tiny Bronco]

297. If you sleep in a coffin as punishment
298. If drinking caffine makes your limit gauge fill faster.
299. If you repeat your setences until someone pushes the circle button.
300! If you get 300 ways to know you've played to much FF!!!!!!!!
:D :cool: (Squall Leonhart would be proud)
301. If you wonder why people take Advil instead of a Tranquill or Remedy.
302. If you try to get your cat to tell your fortune. (Cait Sith!)
303. You hum the Highwind theme song the entire time your on a plane. Even if it's a 6hr. flight. :D

[Hydra]

303:When you post more than one at a time. O.O

[darkshadow2247]

304: When you join FFNet.
305: When you purchase a system just because you want to play FF (guilty as charged)

[Avathar]

306. When you think bandnames like Fear Factory and Foo Fighters start two times with an F, just 'cause they're the biggest Final Fantasy fans.

[Hydra]

307:When you can play through any Final Fantasy game 3 times, and not want to skip ONE cutscene.

[darkshadow2247]

308: When you go to a canival/amusement park/fair and are mad because they don't have Chocobo merry-go-round

[Hydra]

309:When avoid family reunions, thinking it's Sephiroths revival.

[Spec Highwind]

That's the best one til now, hydra...

310: When you know al-bhed better than your own language

[Hydra]

311:When you go to a Comedy Club, dress up as a Final Fantasy character, and start telling RPG jokes, only to be off the stage in 5 minutes.

[Avathar]

312: When you plant flowerseeds inside a church.

[darkshadow2247]

That's the best one til now, hydra...

310: When you know al-bhed better than your own language
that's the best i've seen so far lol

[Phoenix Flame]

313) When you have deja vu moments in real life that remind you of a time you played FF...

[Zeromus_X]

314.) When a thread like this reaches over 300 answers. xD

[Hydra]

315:When all the games you play are Final Fantasies.

[simi87]

315. when you attack every octopus you see because you think that is Ultros

[Spec Highwind]

315: When you kill legendary gods/monsters with voodoo, while you have one chief knife in one hand, and a lamp in the other

[Hydra]

318:When 3 people post different things on the same number, all about Final Fantasy. :D

[Spec Highwind]

319: When you think it is strange to see snakes in the land (wtf? What about leviatan?)

[Hydra]

320:When you stand your hot girlfriend up at the movies by staying home and playing the new Final Fantasy.

[Spec Highwind]

321: When you look for a gf who likes FF xD (very hard to find in Portugal...)

[Hydra]

321: When you look for a gf who likes FF xD (very hard to find in Portugal...)
Blast! Foiled again. :D

322:When you have a room full of Final Fantasy characters you've seen on games and TV before.

[Avathar]

323. When you believe that Cloud and Squall's character is based on your personality.

[Hydra]

324:When you wish you had a giant ninja star like Yuffie.

[Spec Highwind]

325: When you like red pompons!

[Hydra]

326:When you spend all your money to play a Final Fantasy game you've beaten several times.

[Triton]

327: When you try to perform omnislash on a bully. (I have seen this before in high school, kid got beaten to a pulp)

[darkshadow2247]

328: When you see no need for electricty, and then you look at an FF game and see 328 reasons for it

[Hydra]

329:When you try to make babies with a Final Fantasy disc.

[darkshadow2247]

330: when you get water pistols and emulate Yuna's Gunner dressphere

[Hydra]

331:When you think that if you don't make your sins go away, Sin will come and eat you.

[darkshadow2247]

332: When you spend an entire evening mapping out your FFX's character's sphere grids to maximize their potential

[Hydra]

........*points at someone else besides me* :D

333:When you notice that the number we're on is a Final Fantasy damage number.

[darkshadow2247]

334: When you buy a strategy guide for the sake of having one...even though you can get everything off the Internet

[Spec Highwind]

335: When you come to this forum at 6:50 AM (GMT+1)

[Avathar]

336. When you got more than 10.000 posts at one Final Fantasy forum.

[Zeromus_X]

337.) When you beat Final Fantasy VI in 5 hours. (And no, the best I got was like 19 hours, all characters recruited.)

[Hydra]

338:When you try to be just like Tidus, and put water and bubbles on a sword.

[Avathar]

339. When you keep thinking of ways you've been playing too much FFs. ;)

[darkshadow2247]

340: When you notice small pointless things like the fact that Yuna's Sword (X-2) looks kinda like Tidus's

[Hydra]

341:When you have homemade Final Fantasy Waffles for breakfest, made by yourself.

[Spec Highwind]

Shouldn't it be:

342: When you have homemade cakes with flavours like:
Phoenix Down
Potion
Dark Matter
Gysahl Greens
Kupo Nuts

[choco luvor]

343.wen you cant sleep because you are trying to think of ways to revive aeris
344.wen you cant beat a boss and you havent saved in a while and you die after you die you throw the controler at the tv and start cursing.
345.wen u start to get close to 400
346.wen u think that an evil grl at your skool is the true ultimacia
347.wen u look for spheres in hopes of finding your bf after he jumped off an airship

[Hydra]

348:When you post more than one number at a time on how you know you've been playing too much FF. O.o

[darkshadow2247]

649: When you attempt to beat the game for the 21st time because you're sure there is something you've missed that's not mentioned in any strategy guide or website

[Spec Highwind]

650: When you play the game without Walkthroughs (nice thing to see...)

[Hydra]

651:When you answer a Final Fantasy related answer on a history test.

[Spec Highwind]

652: The Roman Empire? No clue. But I know of an Empire which destried Altair, Paloom, Poft and Gatrea

[Phoenix Flame]

353. When you post so much in this thread and start to misnumber your posts. :)

[Tiny Bronco]

O.K. now we're back on track. Somehow we jumped up 300 ways there for a while.

354. If you cry just because you hear an FF song associated with saddness.

[Avathar]

355. When your boss gives you a promotion: from thief to ninja. xD

[Phoenix Flame]

356. Boss,..what boss? I'm too busy kicking Sephy's butt again to go to work! X P

[Hydra]

357:When you buy a Final Fantasy game. Every day. O.O

[Spec Highwind]

358: When you cry everytime anyone dies in FF 2 or 4 (OMG... you wouldn't have enough tears for that)

[Tiny Bronco]

358. If you are positive you saw a Glenkia Plane, a Shinra Helicopter, and the Tiny Bronco at the airport. 8-)

[Spec Highwind]

359: When you can't sleep with this thoughts in your head:

Josef... Minwu... Cid... and now Ricard?

Anna... Palom... Porom... Tellah... Yang... Cid... (ok... only Anna and Tellah really die)

and...

Just Aeris??????? I want more deaths!!!

[Hydra]

360:When you notice the number we're on is the next gen system to have a Final Fantasy game on it. :D

[darkshadow2247]

361: When you log on to FFnet at 1:30 just to post a reason

[Phoenix Flame]

362. When you stay up all night playing FFVII - only to go online to ffnet.net and Say WHAZZZUPPPP!!! :p

[Hydra]

WHAZZZZU..... Er.. :D

363:When you own a line up of WHAZZZUP Final Fantasy flashes. o.o

[Phoenix Flame]

364. When you just HAVE to check the arcade games at the mall to see if they have Mog's House. :D

[Hydra]

365:When you have your own Final Fantasy playroom.

[Spec Highwind]

366: When you finish FF2 with 25 playhours in one week (like meh) o_O

[Hydra]

367:When you have all FF's in the form of a rom on your computer.

[Spec Highwind]

368: When you help moogles in teir mognet

[Tiny Bronco]

369. If you eat Sylika Greens in order to make you smarter, faster, and have more stanima.

[Spec Highwind]

370 - When you need to eat nuts everytime you have sex :X

[Hydra]

:D

371:When you own copies of the 2 episode series of FF on Fox. O.o

[Spec Highwind]

wow... did that exist?

372: When you know the names of all FFs

Final Fantasy I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VII: DoC, FFDoC: Lost Episode, VII: AC, VII:LO, VII,PS3 Tech Movie, FFVII: CC, FFVII: BC, FFVIII, FFIX, FFX, FFx-2, FFXI, FFXII, FFXIII, FF versus XIII, FF agito XIII, FF: Unlimited, FF: MQ, FF TSW, FFT, FFTA, FFII: Soul of Rebirth, FFLotC, FF: CC, FFCC Crystal Bearers, FFCC: Ring of Fates FFLegends, FFLegendsII, FFLegendsIII and FFAdventure?

did I miss anything?

[Hydra]

Looks like it.

373:When you have costumes of all FF characters in your closet.

[Spec Highwind]

THAT WOULD BE GREAT!!!! (eheh... i just realized that is my dream... to have all FF costumes)(ok... my dream is being in a FF history

374: When you know all the crossovers, and you try to search for more.

[Hydra]

375:When you have solid proof that Culex from SMRPG is an easter egg, and that Culex was in FF2. Which he clearly wasn't. :D

[darkshadow2247]

376: When your dreams deviate from you doing whatever to cell-shaded cutscenes

[darkshadow2247]

377: You insist on stopping at every inn or hotel to rest.

[Hydra]

378:When you think of another idea to keep this topic alive. O.o

[darkshadow2247]

379:When you make regular posts in this thread.

[Tiny Bronco]

380. If you E-Mail NASA the designs for the Highwind.

[Spec Highwind]

381: When you only catch the fast fish, in order to save Cid

[darkshadow2247]

382: When you can point out every single similarity the KH series has with the FF series

[Tiny Bronco]

383. If you talk to your FF characters beleiving that they can hear you.

[Spec Highwind]

384: You run away, screaming, from all the stairs you see, after you went inside Shin-ra's building

[Hydra]

385:When you get paid, and go all around the internet purchasing Final Fantasy items, games, and clothing. o_o

[Staircase]

386: *sigh* you have every song that was ever in a Final Fantasy game on your computer.... like me.... lol.

[Tiny Bronco]

387. If you try to look up Midgar in an atlas book.
388. If you glow green when you are sick.
389. If you are mortaly afraid of frogs because you believe that if the frog sings a song you will turn into a frog yourself.