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Shaggy
12-18-2004, 06:56 PM
The idea is basically that poster A asks the evil genie to grant a wish.
Poster B grants the wish, then makes one of his/her own.
Of course there is a catch :D

The genie always grants the wish, but with an evil twist

Example

Post A - I wish it would rain today
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Post B - Granted, but it rains so much, your house is washed away, and you end up living under a bridge.

I wish I had a million dollars
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Post C - Granted, but the money comes out of a mobsters bank account, and he sends several large men to visit you

I wish.....etc
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So first wish....

I wish I could fly...

Gumdrop
12-18-2004, 07:18 PM
strange game I've never seen it before! I like it though :)

wish granted, but now you will never land!

I wish I had something to eat right now...

Shaggy
12-18-2004, 07:23 PM
Granted, but you eat something rotten and get sick!

I wish I was in a Rock Band!!

Gumdrop
12-18-2004, 07:27 PM
Granted but everytime you try to play in public you and your bands hands begin to bleed!

I wish I ad a pet

Shaggy
12-18-2004, 07:29 PM
Granted, but your pet bites you and now you have to go to the hospital!

I wish I was Rich!!

Gumdrop
12-18-2004, 07:36 PM
granted, but you lose all your friends and loved ones!

I wish I owned every video game ever invented :P

Shaggy
12-18-2004, 07:47 PM
Granted, but then they are all stolen the next day.. :p

I wish I had a massive big screen TV.. :)

Gumdrop
12-18-2004, 07:58 PM
Granted but it blows up five minutes after you get it!

I wish was famous

-this game is realy fun! one of the most fun I've seen, I think I might post it on other forums if its ok with you?

FFnut
12-18-2004, 11:41 PM
Granted, but the reason behind your fame comes from a long series of terrible serial killings that all have evidence pointed to you...

I wish I had the Zantetsuken (Odin's sword)...

Gumdrop
12-19-2004, 08:40 AM
Granted but some bugger comes along and kills you with it in your sleep!

I wish very, very clever

FFnut
12-19-2004, 02:57 PM
Granted, but then you realize you were missing the words "I were" in your wish and hang yourself in shame!

I wish I weren't so sadistic...

Shaggy
12-19-2004, 03:10 PM
Granted, but you end become the nicest guy in the world, and still everyone hates you.. :p

I wish I was a Pro Basketball player!

FFnut
12-19-2004, 03:33 PM
Granted, but you end up as the ball...

I wish I could make a wish that the Evil Genie couldn't possibly twist around on me...

Gumdrop
12-19-2004, 03:59 PM
damn typos >.<

Granted but then you die before you can make your next wish!

I wish all my enemys would die

FFnut
12-19-2004, 09:19 PM
Granted, but they all die by simultaneously suicide bombing your house!

I wish I could kill Aeris myself, without waiting for Sephiroth to do it...

Gumdrop
12-20-2004, 08:11 AM
Granted but then sephiroth kills you for stealing his kill :P

I wish I would never get ill

primus
12-20-2004, 10:23 AM
granted but then medicine companies will send hitmans that will shot you and your family as revenge

i wish i had the pentagons mainframe as my pc at home

FFnut
12-20-2004, 05:31 PM
Granted, but then the terrorists fly a plane into your house!

I wish I were a vampire...

Gumdrop
12-20-2004, 07:00 PM
Granted, but then you get steaked through the heart

I wish I was free to do anything :D

FFnut
12-20-2004, 07:46 PM
Granted, but then there's nothing to do!

I wish I could create a world...

primus
12-21-2004, 10:41 AM
granted but then an astroid destroys it

i wish i was immortal

Gumdrop
12-21-2004, 02:03 PM
Granted but you become very unlucky and bad things constantly happen to you!

I wish I was the best artist on the planet

primus
12-21-2004, 04:23 PM
granted but then the creator of FF kills you for taking his place:P

i wish i could travel time

FFnut
12-21-2004, 06:04 PM
Granted, but you travel through time only, not space, and end up materializing inside a tree, effectively killing you.

I wish SOMEONE would try some of the trivia that I have a link to in my profile... (it is on these forums, you know...)

Gumdrop
12-26-2004, 08:41 AM
granted but you will have to wait until later because I'm busy :P

I wish I knew if Shaggy had seen the banner I made for him or not (Iwant to know if he likes it :P)

Shaggy
12-26-2004, 04:33 PM
granted but you will have to wait until later because I'm busy :P

I wish I knew if Shaggy had seen the banner I made for him or not (Iwant to know if he likes it :P)
:D

Granted, he saw it but then wanted to change the skin of the whole forum, and didn't want cloud to get made at him.. :p

I wish I put the new skin on first, before I mentioned the banner.. :o

Gumdrop
12-26-2004, 06:46 PM
Does that mean you don't want to use it? thats ok I can think of other uses for it.

granted, the evil genie does not turn your wish against you because its christmas!!!

I wish I owned the biggest television in the world!

Shaggy
12-26-2004, 10:00 PM
Yes I do want to use it...;) but I'm changing the skin, and I hope it fits with it.

Granted, but the night you get it, its stolen!

I wish I had a Billion dollars!

Gumdrop
12-27-2004, 08:00 AM
great, ok then we shall wait :)

Granted but it all gets burned in a fire!

I wish I had super powers :P

Antonio_1025
01-12-2005, 03:41 PM
Granted, but as your about to kill her, Sephiroth drops down and kills you instead

I wish I were a ninja

Gumdrop
01-16-2005, 04:10 PM
granted but then you get arrested trying to act like one

I wish everybody was nice

Shaggy
01-21-2005, 02:37 AM
Granted, but everyone is to nice, and you get sick of the niceness and it makes you crazy, so you whind up in a nut house!

I wish I made $20,000 a day.. :P

Gumdrop
01-21-2005, 09:51 AM
granted but one of your friends gets jelouse and kills you and steals all your money.

I wish I could see into the future

XeroFF7
01-24-2005, 01:49 PM
granted but then Sephiroth kills you

i wish that every time i got hurt i would automaticlly heal

Shaggy
01-25-2005, 10:04 PM
Granted, but when you are healed...you become deformed where you were wonded. Hey you don't hurt anymore but you are one ugly person.. :p

I wish this site was huge!

Gumdrop
01-26-2005, 07:51 AM
granted but the people who come here all become realy annoying

I wish I could control time

FFnut
01-26-2005, 09:37 AM
Granted, but then you end up accidentally killing your mother before you were born, causing a nasty paradox (you can't go back and kill your mom if you were never born in the first place!) and the entire universe blinks out of existence.

I wish I could be a Dark Knight...

XeroFF7
01-28-2005, 04:16 PM
granted but as soon as u became 1 u died

i wish i made my own final fantasy bette that ff7 and nothing bad can ever happen to me

FFnut
01-28-2005, 09:36 PM
Granted, but instead of your FF being better, everyone's copies of 7 just become much much worse!

Plot of New7: Cloud suffers a heart attack in the opening movie and dies from it. The words "The End" scroll up the screen.

I wish I had control of the four Fiends (Lich, Kary, Kraken, and Tiamat)!

Chocobo-bo
02-15-2005, 02:40 AM
Granted but they are all killed and you leave the planet only to be struck by a meteor.


I wish I was a character in all of the ff games like Cid.

Zynk
03-15-2005, 06:49 AM
Granted but Cid kills you in every Final Fantasy because he thinks your gonna take his Final Fantasy spotlight.

I wish I was a RPG Video Game.

~Hidan~
03-20-2005, 02:00 AM
Granted but you'll forever be stuck at the bottom of the stack never to be sold to anyone.

I wish the truck drivers dream would come true.

Wezzy
05-24-2005, 03:36 PM
Granted but Holy comes and kills you!

i wish i was tall...(i'm 13 and only 4'11")

Spiff
05-24-2005, 04:14 PM
Granted but the only job you can get now is a jockey

I wish for bliss :p

Wezzy
05-24-2005, 05:12 PM
Granted, but the bliss changes to bliss-ter and you get many of them on your feet and now you can't walk!
i wish that my next wish can't be twisted

Spiff
05-24-2005, 05:33 PM
Granted, here's your untwisted atomic fire ball :p

I wish for a gun

Wezzy
05-25-2005, 05:26 PM
granted but you find out it shoots backwards...you find out the hard way.

i wish for a model as a girlfriend

alfaitha
05-26-2005, 07:58 PM
granted, but she's an old women's underwear model.

I wish I could replace Mike Tyson as the youngest ever World Heavyweight Boxing Champion, before it's too late (I have a year and two months left).

Wezzy
06-02-2005, 03:27 PM
Granted...but when you win Mike Tyson goes mad and punches you and you're head twists round and your neck breaks(ouch!!!)

I wish that i had every single ff game ever!

johnnylumpkin
06-02-2005, 07:46 PM
wish granted but the games are all scratched up


I wish i had a million dollars not from a mobsters bank account

Wezzy
06-04-2005, 10:55 AM
granted but its all counterfit and you get locked up for it

i wish that i had a wish (hehehe)

Arkacia
06-06-2005, 02:08 AM
Granted, but as the genie isn't very bright it mucks up and gives you a fish instead.

I wish animals could talk.

alfaitha
06-06-2005, 10:35 AM
granted, but only you could hear them, and everyone thinks you're psycho. So you get sent to a mental institution.

alfaitha
06-06-2005, 10:36 AM
granted, but only you could hear them, and everyone thinks you're psycho. So you get sent to a mental institution.

I wish I had the Ultimate Weapon, and knew how to use it.

Wezzy
06-06-2005, 01:26 PM
granted but at the shop your given a fake. btw you could have edited the previous post:)

i wish that more people would post in the game threads

johnnylumpkin
06-15-2005, 10:32 AM
wish granted but they all say bad,bad,bad stuff about u.

i wish i was the best gameplaya ever

Wezzy
06-15-2005, 11:35 AM
Granted but then everyone knows that and can't make a challenge good enough for you.

i wish my mum wasn't old-fashioned

johnnylumpkin
06-15-2005, 02:45 PM
wish granted but shes a hooker

i wish i was good at basketball

Wezzy
06-15-2005, 04:58 PM
granted but you get too tall and lose your head in outer space

i wish my girlfriend lived closer to me

Arkacia
06-15-2005, 08:45 PM
Granted, she lives in the room next door but her nagging at you is driving you nuts.

I wish lawn mowers weren't so noisy (got one roaring outside now).

Zerlina
06-15-2005, 09:47 PM
Granted, but you go deaf.

I wish my favourite necklace wasn't broken and that I wouldn't injure myself or anyone else in trying to repair it.

Wezzy
06-16-2005, 05:22 AM
Granted, but when your 'friend' takes it home to repair he/she repairs it but sells it behind your back.
I wish i could have Cloud Strife's hair (i've wanted it since 8 but i'm not allowed :()

FFnut
06-16-2005, 10:30 PM
Granted, but then Square sues you off the ends of the earth.

I wish that anytime someone trolls a message board they'd instantly get banned...

KeN4628
06-17-2005, 12:16 PM
Granted but then you will get banned for anything you'll do.
I wish I was superman! :)

Wezzy
06-18-2005, 08:45 AM
Granted, but that means you're non-stop helping people and you don't get enough sleep and get very very ill

i wish that i wasn't banned on so many internet sites!

johnnylumpkin
06-19-2005, 02:35 AM
wish granted but your banned from the internet itself.

i wish i never had to sleep

alfaitha
06-19-2005, 05:23 PM
Granted, but you eventually un out of energy, and pass out instead.

I wish I was a SeeD.

Wezzy
06-19-2005, 05:29 PM
Granted but you have to face sorceress ultimecia and can't get back into real time and you have to live in the castle that she lives in

i wish girls didn't take over my mind so much

Spiff
06-19-2005, 05:32 PM
granted, now you're gay.

I wish for nothing.

Wezzy
06-20-2005, 12:18 PM
Granted but everything disappears and now you have nothing!

i wish for a good car that my mum can drive

KeN4628
06-21-2005, 12:24 PM
Granted. But when you try to get out your car doors will get jammed and won't open.
I wish that I could read the minds of only people I want to and when I want to. :P

FFnut
06-21-2005, 02:02 PM
Granted, but the power works both ways - people can read your mind too!

I wish for the ability to time travel...

obliviongirl
06-21-2005, 02:17 PM
Granted.....but that would probably ruin history, and you would have never existed.....

I wish i could turn into a dragon and fly away...

KeN4628
06-21-2005, 04:08 PM
Granted. but then you'll burn yourself.
I wish that the Evil Genie didn't make bad things to me. :P

obliviongirl
06-21-2005, 04:32 PM
Granted......butthen there would be no point to this thread!!!

I wish that i could make money come out of trees!

Spiff
06-21-2005, 05:20 PM
Granted but it's a useless currency

I wish for a million bars of gold

johnnylumpkin
06-21-2005, 06:19 PM
wish granted but its fake

i wish i was skinny

Spiff
06-21-2005, 08:33 PM
Granted now your mouth is sewn shut.

I wish for Final Fantasy Network to be the biggest site on the internet

KeN4628
06-22-2005, 01:08 PM
Granted. All the other sites will close down.
i wish that I had the fastest pc and internet connection in the world.

Spiff
06-23-2005, 11:34 AM
Granted all other computer disappear.

I wish for some Arby's.

Wezzy
07-01-2005, 04:32 PM
granted but the genie's dumb and doesn't know what they are so you get a Quicksilver t-shirt instead.
i wish i was popular

KeN4628
07-03-2005, 05:42 AM
Granted but all journalists and fans will breeak into your house and steal evrything from you.
I wish I could have more than one girlfriend at the same time... :D

Arkacia
07-25-2005, 07:24 AM
Granted, but they find out about each other, then join up together and beat the heck out of you for two-timeing :).

I wish I could think up some interesting new thread ideas for this forum.

Spiff
07-25-2005, 12:46 PM
Granted but nobody likes them.

I wish that I created the internet.

Arkacia
07-30-2005, 11:16 PM
Granted, but you find yourself in jail for 500 years after all the world join together and find the internets creator responsible for all web crime and porn :D.

I wish our local icecream truck would find a new song to play instead of Greensleaves

Zeromus_X
08-02-2005, 07:53 PM
granted, now it nonstop plays "Inagaddadavidda" all the time.(did i spell that right?)
I wish that Cait Sith would become my own personal esper so i could confuse my opponents. :)

Spiff
08-02-2005, 11:36 PM
granted but now you're just a bunch of electronics on a disc.

I wish this thread would end ;)

Arkacia
08-02-2005, 11:52 PM
Granted, but as the genie won't do such a mundane thing and there are no mods on the forum to click the right button, the beat goes on...:)

I wish I could make time stand still.

Glare
08-04-2005, 04:53 PM
Granted but then you use your power so mush you become frozen for ever

I wish i had the killing strokes of an assassin

Zeromus_X
09-03-2005, 02:25 AM
note-time to revive this thread! cure 4! :D seriously, its a fun game..everyone forgot about it?
granted, but you become psychologically addicted to killing, and after nobody hires you, you eventually kill yourself...
i wish i had all the knowledge of the universe... :)

Rorschach
09-28-2005, 08:23 PM
Granted, your brain swells too much and your head explodes from all the knowlege.

I wish I was god.

Zeromus_X
09-28-2005, 08:27 PM
(yay, the thread is alive!! :) )
granted, but nobody has faith in you, and your religion dies out.

i wish i had a giant(no water in it though)swimming pool filled with kitties!!! :D (i love cats!)

Rorschach
09-29-2005, 01:26 AM
This is really sadistic, please don't take it the wrong way, I love cats also :)

Granted, but the pool is filled with DEAD kitties, you cry so hard and long the pool fills up just a little, but enough to submerce your head, while crying, you stumblt and trip into the pool, knocking you out, and drowning yourself...

Yipes..
This ought to be interesting to see waht you people come up with...
I wish the world revolved around me.

Spiff
09-29-2005, 01:03 PM
Granted, now you will burn alive in the sun. :)

I wish I had my own house.

Luis
09-29-2005, 02:34 PM
Granted, but it will be in a deserted island so you will live alone forever.
I wish I was a famous soccer player.

Spiff
09-29-2005, 04:28 PM
Granted, but you're famous for being the worst player ever.

I wish I had a government job.

Luis
09-29-2005, 06:35 PM
Granted, but you will become a slave of burocracy and you won't have free time!
I wish I saw FFVII:AC tomorrow night! :D

Spiff
09-29-2005, 06:37 PM
Since there was no wish to granted the evil genie cut your head off.

I wish I had lots of guns.

Luis
09-29-2005, 06:41 PM
(Damn, you're so impatient! I forgot it!! Why are you so bad Evil Genie?? :p)
Granted, but a gang of psychopaths will steal them to you and they will kill you.
Now again: I wish I saw FFVII:AC tomorrow night! :D

Spiff
09-29-2005, 06:47 PM
Granted, but today is now Groundhog's Day. (If you ever saw the movie)

I wish that hockey was a year-round sport.

(I couldn't help myself) :p

Luis
09-29-2005, 06:56 PM
(Nice answer, hehe) Granted, but people will get bored of hockey and hockey players will retire as no one watchs that sport.
I wish I drove a Ferrari Maranello. (whatever version is fine :D)

Spiff
09-29-2005, 06:59 PM
Granted, but it doesn't come with a steering wheel.

I wish for the Simpson's episode collection

Xartex
09-29-2005, 07:01 PM
Granted, but you drop them on the floor and they all break

I wish i had mor selfconfinence

Luis
09-29-2005, 07:02 PM
Granted, but the same psychopaths of my last post will come again and will steal your collection.( And then they'll kill you ) :p
Ok, I had to edit my post. Then I'll make Xartex wish true too:
Granted, but your nose will become blue. :p
I wish I spoke German

Spiff
09-29-2005, 07:52 PM
Granted, now you're Adolf Hitler at the end of WWII.

I wish I was all knowing.

Rorschach
09-29-2005, 08:05 PM
Wasn't that one done before?

Granted, but every nation in the world notices your birilliance, so they fight for you and destroy the rest of the world with nuclear missles.

I wish I could have a truly invincible firewall.

Spiff
09-29-2005, 08:08 PM
Granted, but you forgot to use a surge protector in a lightning storm. :)

I wish that the internet was an actual place you could go.

Zeromus_X
09-29-2005, 08:09 PM
granted, but its so advanced it gains artificial intelligence and plots against you.

(ps: im not offended by the cat joke ;) ...but...i really would cry :( :p

i wish that my cat dude would get fatter(because i love fat cats :D kinda strange, huh?)

Spiff
09-29-2005, 08:51 PM
Granted, but you'd better get insurance because it's going to get health problems. ;)

I wish I had a cat.

Rorschach
09-29-2005, 10:51 PM
Granted, but your huse is surrounded by dog owners.

I wish I was John Cleese

Zeromus_X
09-30-2005, 01:15 AM
granted, but the genie doesnt know who John Cleese is, and turns you into the fat guy from austin powers...you know who im talking about :p ...you do, dont you :confused:

i wish i knew how to download anime from the internet...

(ps: who is john cleese?)

Spiff
09-30-2005, 01:37 AM
John Cleese = famous member of Monty Python

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/rat_race/_group_photos/breckin_meyer1.jpg

Anyways, Granted but only voltron.

I wish I could write a TV show.

Xartex
09-30-2005, 05:55 AM
Granted, but it's so bad that your the tv channel goes bankrupt because no one want to watch so bad shows

I wish i had a Dodge Viper

Spiff
09-30-2005, 12:11 PM
Granted, but it's had buckets of cod-liver oil dumped in it.

I wish I had hundreds of acres in the wild.

Rorschach
09-30-2005, 08:45 PM
Granted, but its in unuseable swamp land (that is the wild :P)

I wish that FF11 didn't require a monthly fee

Luis
10-02-2005, 07:38 PM
Granted. Then it will require a weekly fee :p
I wish I could fly :D

ShadowHeart
10-03-2005, 05:06 AM
Granted, but you get taken by the wind and drift off into outer space where marsian passer-byers kidnap you and do horrid experiments on you.

I wish FFXII was released today :)

Xartex
10-03-2005, 05:33 AM
Granted, but it's not completed yet so no one can play it

I wish I could be a star

Zeromus_X
10-03-2005, 01:49 PM
granted, but you become involved in a terrorist organization, and eventually get arrested for possession of illegal weapons of mass destruction and end up having an embarrassing mug shot. :p

i wish that i could like real time rpgs better...

Totorosama
10-03-2005, 07:04 PM
granted, but they all disappear. I wish for luck.

Zeromus_X
10-03-2005, 08:39 PM
granted, but the genie gives you bad luck. :)

i wish...for a better wish.

Totorosama
10-03-2005, 10:49 PM
granted, but you must become the slave of a genie.
I wish for no genie.

Zeromus_X
10-03-2005, 11:20 PM
granted, now an even eviller(is that a word?) genie appears! :D

i wish i was good at ff tactics games...

Spiff
10-03-2005, 11:37 PM
Granted, but you're a virgin forever...

I wish for a Coke.

Rorschach
10-04-2005, 12:49 AM
Granted, but its warm.
I wish I could hack into my schools computer system and have the speakers blare out Hells Bells for revenge at the librarian.

Spiff
10-04-2005, 02:43 AM
Granted, but you're arrested and found guilty on terrorism charges. Enjoy prison :D

I wish I owned a Fortune 500 company.

Luis
10-04-2005, 12:13 PM
Granted, but then it goes bankrupt.
I wish thre wasn't any condition that offsets my wish :D

Zeromus_X
10-04-2005, 02:34 PM
granted, but the genie gets angry that you outsmarted him, and banishes you to the cleft of dimension :p

i wish that i could draw as well as amano...

Luis
10-04-2005, 06:39 PM
granted, but you'll never become as popular as he is.
I wish I could have all Final Fantasy VII Compilation!!!

Totorosama
10-04-2005, 06:42 PM
granted, but all the disks are scratched and don't work.
I wish for the game to stop. (Not really)

Luis
10-06-2005, 08:08 PM
Granted, but then somebody will start the game again.
I wish I never had headache!!

Zeromus_X
10-06-2005, 09:28 PM
granted, now you have a toothache :)

i wish...for infinite art supplies to manifest at whim... :p

Totorosama
10-09-2005, 12:59 AM
Granted, but they then take over your life.
I wish for nothing.

ShadowHeart
10-09-2005, 06:50 AM
Granted, the world ends and there is nothing

I wish I had more time :)

Xartex
10-09-2005, 07:36 AM
Granted, but you'll have to relive a day forever

I wish I was a moviestar

Luis
10-09-2005, 02:32 PM
Granted, but you'll become addicted to drugs and alcohol and you'll die young.
I wish I went to the moon

Xartex
10-09-2005, 09:46 PM
Granted but then you'd have to live your hole life in isolation without internet and then you wouldn't be able to visit ffnet anymore :eek:

I wish I was a god

Totorosama
10-09-2005, 11:38 PM
Granted, but all the other gods destroy you.
I wish to be a fish.

Xartex
10-10-2005, 09:52 AM
Granted, but then your caught and fried while you're still alive

I wish I had a Hammer

Zeromus_X
10-11-2005, 01:51 AM
granted, but you accidently nail yourself in the arm(ow! :eek: )

i wish to not be immune from every possible disease or sickness.

Totorosama
10-12-2005, 06:41 PM
Granted, but you die of sickness.
I wish for a better computer.

Zeromus_X
10-12-2005, 07:24 PM
(aahh! crap! i didnt know i put "not" in there!! lol...)

granted, but it's so advanced the government confiscates it and uses it to enslave the world :D

i wish for an endless supply of pepsi and sourdough bread...

ShadowHeart
10-12-2005, 07:24 PM
Granted, but it gets infected with viruses and is rendered completely unusuable.

I wish my computer would stop having freaky errors I've never heard about

Xartex
10-13-2005, 04:47 AM
Granted, but then you only get errors you know about, but can do nothing to correct

I wish my computer hadn't a fault when i try to watch movies

Luis
10-13-2005, 01:38 PM
Granted, but then only the first ten minutes are played, and then comes an error
I wish the genie wasn't evil

Xartex
10-13-2005, 06:06 PM
Granted, but then this game wouldn't be fun anymore

I wish i would take myself time and start getting the drivers licence

Luis
10-13-2005, 06:47 PM
Granted, but then you won't have a car of your own.
I wish I lived in the paradise

Totorosama
10-13-2005, 06:56 PM
Granted, but paradise is then destroyed by a nuclear bomb.
I wish for a lake of chicken noodle soup.

Zeromus_X
10-13-2005, 08:20 PM
granted, but its still boiling, and you jump in and drown yourself in scalding (yet delicious!) chicken broth. :)

i wish i could change my appearance at will...

Totorosama
10-13-2005, 11:51 PM
Granted, but you accidentally change into something hideous, and a magician curses you to stay in the same form forever.
I wish for a new computer.

~Hidan~
10-14-2005, 03:13 AM
Granted, But its going to be as big as the entire state of Texas.

I wish I could make a wish come true.

Xartex
10-14-2005, 06:19 AM
granted, but only if you wish for the destruction of the world

I wish I could hold my breath for an hour

~Hidan~
10-14-2005, 06:43 AM
Granted, but you'r lungs will forever burn as though they had naypalm in them

I wish I was still in Highschool

Xartex
10-14-2005, 10:42 AM
Granted, but you're mobbed because you're too old

I wish I was rich

Luis
10-14-2005, 11:43 AM
Granted, but a strict increasing tax will affect you (the more you have, the more you pay)
I wish I was perfect

~Hidan~
10-14-2005, 12:19 PM
Granted, but you'll never get laid because girls hate perfect guys

I wish i was Moral

Luis
10-14-2005, 12:41 PM
Granted, but then your connection to internet stops working
I wish the world was not poluted

Xartex
10-15-2005, 06:51 AM
Granted, but then all the industries would have to stop and we would have to live in the stone age

I wish there was a way to become immortal

Luis
10-15-2005, 12:49 PM
Granted, but then your internet stops working
I wish I was an angel

Totorosama
10-15-2005, 08:18 PM
Granted, but the devil takes over heaven.
I wish to be a bird and fly to paradise.

Rorschach
10-16-2005, 01:02 AM
Granted, but paradise is "no birds allowed" :P
I wish I had a virus protection program that actually worked!! <_<

Xartex
10-16-2005, 07:31 AM
Granted, but then you can do nothing on the computer, it says no to everything

I wish I was the smartest man on earth

Luis
10-16-2005, 12:55 PM
Granted, but you won't have friends, as you're boastful too. :p
I wish for a mega party :D :D :D

Xartex
10-16-2005, 07:59 PM
Granted, but then it gets out of hand and someone get angry at you an dshoot you

I wish I was at lv 90 in the rpg game

Luis
10-17-2005, 01:37 PM
Granted, but all other users of the RPG game will be a higher level than yours
I wish for a pizza

Xartex
10-17-2005, 07:00 PM
Granted, but it's a pizza that only had things that you dislike on it

I wish I had a car

~Hidan~
10-17-2005, 07:15 PM
Granted but its going to be an 80's Saab

I wish i was able to play the guitar.

Spiff
10-17-2005, 08:15 PM
Granted but you can't tune it.

I wish I had a big screen tv.

~Hidan~
10-17-2005, 08:18 PM
Granted but it wont fit through your door.

I wish i was in a book

Balmung
10-18-2005, 05:11 AM
Granted ut your the poor weak pathetc looser of the story

I wish i was a Poptart

~Hidan~
10-18-2005, 05:16 AM
Granted, but of course you get eaten

I wish I was a Chocobo

Xartex
10-18-2005, 10:48 AM
Granted, but then you're caught by the villagers of Dali and forces to run in a wheel until you faint

I wish I was the heavy weight champion of the world

Luis
10-18-2005, 01:53 PM
Granted, but just for an hour
I wish my computer didn't have weird and stupid errors.

Spiff
10-18-2005, 03:31 PM
Granted the computer's memory is wiped.

I wish I had a ciggerette.

Xartex
10-18-2005, 03:41 PM
Granted, but it is only a cigarette-end

I wish I knew what to do with my life

Spiff
10-18-2005, 03:47 PM
Granted, the genie tells you to become a convicted felon.

I wish I could listen to a CD.

Xartex
10-18-2005, 03:49 PM
Granted, but you don't like the music it's playing

I wish I had more muscles

~Hidan~
10-18-2005, 03:53 PM
Granted, but they are only in you hands. ^^

I wish i could play poker more.

Spiff
10-18-2005, 03:54 PM
Granted, but you don't get enough skin and when you start to flex them your skin rips open. (it's a pretty nasty sight)

I wish I was president.

Xartex
10-18-2005, 03:57 PM
Granted, but it's only for a day in the worlds smallest country

I wish I the oil price would go down (it's like 12 kronor a liter and that is about maybe 1 us dollar and 80 cent or something)

Totorosama
10-18-2005, 06:40 PM
Granted, but the oil we use now is replaced with a more dangerous version and your car blows up, taking you with it.
I wish to be like Mike. (Mj, Michael Jordan, whatever you want to call him).

~Hidan~
10-18-2005, 10:35 PM
Fine but you get to have Aids too
\
I wish I was in the airforce

Xartex
10-19-2005, 06:06 AM
Granted, but on your first flight you get a malfunction in your plane and and the emergency chair doesn't work and you crash

I wish I was better at everything

Totorosama
10-19-2005, 06:34 PM
Granted, but the first thing you get better at is dying, and you die.
I wish for all the video games and consoles in the world, unlimited free electricity, and the games, consoles, and all the equipment needed to play never malfunctions. Basically, it's damage-proof.

Luis
10-20-2005, 06:13 PM
Granted, but then someone steals you all your stuff.
(By the way, Michael Jordan does not have the AIDS. The one who has it is Magic Johnson)
I wish my broad band internet was 100gigas fast! :D:D:D hee

Totorosama
10-20-2005, 06:24 PM
Granted, but then the wires over heat and your computer explodes.
I wish that I could be two inches taller than I am now.

Xartex
10-20-2005, 09:45 PM
Granted, but you grow 2 meters. "That's what I heard", says the genie

I wish I would go to bed earlier

~Hidan~
10-20-2005, 10:33 PM
Granted but you never wake up again.

I wish I was as cool as Cloud

Totorosama
10-20-2005, 10:40 PM
Granted, but then Cloud gets mad at you copying him and destroys you.
I wish for all the Final Fantasy games.

~Hidan~
10-21-2005, 04:49 PM
Granted, but by the time you have them all your too old and blind to see the tv screan.

I wish I could dance

Xartex
10-21-2005, 08:42 PM
Granted, but only tango

I wish there was no wars in the world

~Hidan~
10-22-2005, 12:56 AM
Granted instead there is just Genocidal cleansings

I wish I could be part of the Baja 500

Luis
10-23-2005, 12:49 PM
Granted, but tomorrow you'll die
I wish for something tasty and non tricky

~Hidan~
10-23-2005, 07:34 PM
Granted, 30 tons of penutbutter are punmped into your stomake and you explode

I wish I wasnt allergic to lobster.

Luis
10-24-2005, 04:19 PM
Granted, now you're alergic to beef
I wish for a good genie, not an evil one.

Totorosama
10-24-2005, 06:21 PM
Granted, but you become the good genie.
I wish upon a star for all my dreams to come true.

~Hidan~
10-25-2005, 04:32 AM
Granted, but everyone elses dreams come true too so... whoever it is that hates you killed you in their dream..

I wish George bush would get cought doing smack. (haha)

Totorosama
10-25-2005, 06:31 PM
Granted, but you were found to have supplied him with it.
I wish I had a digital camera that works with FInal Cut.-

~Hidan~
10-27-2005, 03:51 AM
Granted, but you loose both of your arms in a freak accident while fiming something

I wish i could polymorph

Rorschach
10-29-2005, 03:25 AM
Granted, buy you get stuck as the first object you morph into...

I wish my English speech went from a 77 to an 80 (out of 80 ^^)

Totorosama
10-30-2005, 04:44 PM
Granted, but you fail everything else...heh heh.
I wish that I could have all my friends in my classes.

Luis
10-30-2005, 09:12 PM
Granted, but you'll meet enemies there too
I wish I was a snow boarding master

~Hidan~
11-02-2005, 06:19 AM
Granted, but one day you'll die in an avalance.

I wish for something funny to happen.

Totorosama
11-02-2005, 07:27 PM
Granted, but you don't think it's funny, as it was something bad that happened to you.
I wish to get a penny.

Luis
11-09-2005, 12:37 PM
Do you mean the English coin? Right, you'll find it inside your dinner
I wish for a better weather

Totorosama
11-11-2005, 10:17 PM
Hah. Yes I did. Sorry for the possible confusion. Granted, but then you fall asleep when the sun is out and get a terrible sunburn.
I wish to get a slice of cheescake. No poison within!

Luis
11-15-2005, 07:45 PM
Granted, poison is in all other things around you (but I give you the cake, :p ) :D
I wish for a good living

Totorosama
11-17-2005, 07:42 PM
?
Granted, but after you die, all turns bad. Is that what you meant? Sorta? I'm confused.
I wish for a chicken.

Luis
11-18-2005, 08:08 PM
More or less...:p
Granted, but it's dead.
I wish I had a better computer

Phoenix Flame
11-25-2005, 02:45 PM
Granted,.. but you can't load up your ffnet.net webpage.

I wish for success through helping others.

Luis
11-26-2005, 08:56 PM
Granted, but others' envy will bring you pain and suffering!! (I'm really evil :rolleyes: hahaha)
I wish I could visit this site more often

johnnylumpkin
11-26-2005, 10:46 PM
wish granted but you vegetate

I wish iwas never hungry.....

Phoenix Flame
11-27-2005, 04:27 AM
Granted, but you are nauseous for the rest of your life. :(
I wish I had a buster sword.

johnnylumpkin
11-27-2005, 12:38 PM
wish granted but you stab tourself in the foot and you die from loss of blood.

i wish i could drive

Phoenix Flame
11-28-2005, 03:10 AM
Granted, but your vehicle's brakes go out on your way down a mountain!
I wish my brother would help me out more.

johnnylumpkin
11-28-2005, 11:49 PM
wish granted but you have to pay him and go broke and lose everything.

I wish that me and everyone I no live forever

Totorosama
11-30-2005, 07:37 PM
Granted, but you live in a remote desert with nothing interesting, no games, no TV, no good food, etc. for the rest of your life.
I wish that this computer was mine. (It's not at the moment)

johnnylumpkin
11-30-2005, 08:10 PM
wish granted but gay porn keeps poping up.

i wish i could have every videogame in the world

Phoenix Flame
12-04-2005, 10:43 AM
Granted, but you play until you dehydrate, pass out, and die.
I wish it wasn't so cold outside~!

Avathar
12-04-2005, 11:05 AM
wish granted,but it's gotten so hot that tranvestites on the street start undressing. :eek:

i wish i had my own succesful italian restaurant

Phoenix Flame
12-04-2005, 11:09 AM
Granted, but you have to open it in Africa.
I wish I could time travel.

Avathar
12-04-2005, 12:57 PM
wish granted, but you can only travel a couple of minutes back or forth in time. :D

i wish my room could clean itself

johnnylumpkin
12-04-2005, 02:15 PM
wish granted but it kills you

I wish i had a brother

Avathar
12-04-2005, 04:37 PM
wish granted, but your brother keeps blackmailing your girlfriend

i wish that reality tv-shows dissapear from all channels

Totorosama
12-06-2005, 07:38 PM
Granted, but all channels disappear with them, as the reality TV shows sue television networks for discrimination.
I wish that I could be lvl. 99 in the RPG hack

Avathar
12-10-2005, 06:17 PM
wish granted, but you can't reply anymore to any thread or start a new thread.

i wish my cat could tell me what her problem is

Squall Leonhart
12-27-2005, 06:14 PM
Wish granted!!

but the desease was so bad your cat died the next day :( .

I wish my PS2 worked.

Avathar
12-27-2005, 06:22 PM
Wish granted, but it works as a blender, not as a game console.

I wish i can climb on walls.

Squall Leonhart
12-27-2005, 06:25 PM
Wish granted!!

But a masive heat wave melted all the walls.

I wish I have a gunblade :o .

Avathar
12-27-2005, 06:27 PM
Wish granted, but you keep letting it fall on your feet.

I wish i could fly (now that's original :D )

Squall Leonhart
12-27-2005, 06:30 PM
Wish granted!!

But one day you were flying and got hit by a plane!!

I wish I didn't have a gunblade :p .

Avathar
12-27-2005, 06:45 PM
Wish granted, but a ghost of the gunblade keeps haunting you!

I wish i lived in the world of FFVIII. :D

Squall Leonhart
12-27-2005, 06:51 PM
Wish granted!!!

But I came there with my haunted gunblade and it decided to haunt you :p .

I wish I had a power to stop time :cool: :cool: .

Avathar
12-27-2005, 06:54 PM
Wish granted, but then you've also stopped moving.

I wish i could remember the first time i sneezed.

Squall Leonhart
12-27-2005, 06:57 PM
Wish granted!!!!

But the next time you sneeze your head will explode :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: !!!!!!!

I wish I could move :p .

Avathar
12-27-2005, 07:02 PM
Wish granted, but now you can't stop dancing the tango. :D

I wish i don't have to wear glasses.

Squall Leonhart
12-27-2005, 07:07 PM
Wish granted!!!!

But now you are blind!

I wish I ran out of wishes :p .

Avathar
12-27-2005, 07:18 PM
(blind....i didn't see that coming :D :D :D )

"AHEM", ok:

Wish granted, but you also run out of inspiration. ;)

I wish my house was an airship :D

Squall Leonhart
12-27-2005, 07:26 PM
Wish granted!!!!

But your houseship got in a airship accident.

I wish I had some inspiraion :rolleyes: .

Avathar
12-28-2005, 12:50 PM
Wish granted, but you only have inspiration to work in a box factory.

I wish i had a moogle as a pet.

Squall Leonhart
12-28-2005, 01:45 PM
Wish granted!!!

But your pet moogle stays with you all the time and has a bomb in it.

I wish for world peace :p .

Avathar
12-28-2005, 02:18 PM
Wish granted, but aliens will come and destroy the world.

I wish i could see in the dark.

Phoenix Flame
12-28-2005, 02:23 PM
Granted, but your eyes also are extremely sensitive to the light and you become a vampire.

I wish my brother would get his head out of his...yeah.

Avathar
12-28-2005, 02:33 PM
Wish granted!!! ....but now he's banned from all family visites :D

I wish i was a shapeshifter.

Squall Leonhart
12-28-2005, 04:40 PM
Wish granted!!!

But now there are no shapes shift?

I wish I knew what a shape shifter was.

Avathar
12-28-2005, 04:54 PM
(a shapeshifter is one that shift shapes: who can change forms. Chooses how he looks like :) )

Squall Leonhart
12-28-2005, 04:58 PM
Do I get another wish?

If so I wish for more smileys on this forum :) :mad: :p ;) :( :D :o :rolleyes: :cool: :eek: .

Avathar
12-28-2005, 05:01 PM
Don' worry: you're definitely not the only one that wishes for more smileys :mad:

"AHEM", anyway, you can start over with the shapeshift thing :D or whatever :D

Squall Leonhart
12-28-2005, 05:04 PM
Ok

Wish granted!!!!!

but you lose your powers to time you shift a shape.

I wish this Evil Genie wasn't evil.

Avathar
12-28-2005, 05:10 PM
Wish granted, but the Genie is now boring:

"Hello, i'm the Boring Genie. Let me tell you a thing or two about custom box making:
What image do you want portrayed to the customer? If you were packaging an expensive diamond ring, you would select a very elegant box. To display a diamond ring in an inexpensive box would be contradictive. Keep in mind who the end user will be and what would appeal to that specific target market.
DURABILITY
A product's package must withstand a lot of handling. Therefore, the box and it's wrap needs to be durable. Select materials that enhance the product and withstand extensive handling. Appearance is important! You want your product and it's package to look good once it arrives on the shelf!
DESCRIPTIVE
A package must tell what's inside, as well as list all of the products standard features and benefits. For example, if you're marketing a game, you would probably have a picture of the game being played by people on the cover, along with a description of batteries required or recommended for ages 5-8. Tell the customer what's inside and why they should buy it.
PROTECTIVE
Packaging needs to protect the product. For instance, if you were packaging a fragile porcelain doll, you would include a foam insert to hold the item in place and protect it from breaking. Determine what needs your product has, then select the appropriate packaging materials necessary to prevent damage during shipping and handling. We can package anything from elegant crystal to basic office products. Let us design custom packaging for you!
HIGH QUALITY
Our quality can't be beat! Every box is made well, looks professional and is very durable. We use high quality materials to manufacture our boxes and inspect each box that comes off the production line. If it doesn't meet our standards, it doesn't get delivered to the customer. Exceptional quality is our trademark!
COMPETITIVE PRICES
We are very competitively priced in the Midwest. Our experience has allowed us to minimize waste on the production line. Over the years, we have acquired the most efficient box equipment, as well as a wide source of reliable and reasonably priced suppliers. We are able to pass these savings on to you and give you a terrific product at an affordable price.
OUTSTANDING CUSTOMER SERVICE
Our company stands out above the rest because we offer excellent customer service. We do not stock boxes, so every order we produce is a custom box order. We take a lot of time and care to make sure that the customer's specifications are met. We don't take short cuts and we don't produce inferior products. We understand that a satisfied customer means great word of mouth advertising, plus return business. We are not looking for a quick sale, but a long term relationship. We care about our customers and it shows.
What are our
boxes made
of? Our boxes are made of sturdy chipboard. We keep plain and white vat chipboard in stock at all times. We can order special chipboard, if neither of these meets your needs.
We can manufacture any quantity of boxes, but we recommend an order of at least 500 or more for a competitive price. If price is not a concern, we can produce as few as you'd like.
We design custom boxes and can design a box that fits your needs perfectly! However, we do have size constraints. The smallest size of box we are able to manufacture is 1 1/2" Wide by 4" Long by 5/8" Deep. The largest box we are able to produce is 12" Wide by 16" Long by 3" Deep.
We create boxes with or without inserts. Inserts accommodate the unique size, shape or nature of your product. Inserts will also lower packaging costs, prevent shipping damage and improve product appearance. We offer chipboard, foam and flocked inserts.
Plain chipboard is the least expensive insert option. It is often used to hold a specific item in place or to separate and divide several products within a box.
Foam inserts are ideal for packaging glass or fragile items because the foam will conform to the object it's holding. However, foam is the most expensive insert option.
A third option is a flocked insert. This is often used to hold small, but expensive items, such as jewelry, fine cutlery or pen sets.
Shrink Wrapping
We can shrink wrap your boxes, too. This works well if the product needs to remain sealed until it's purchased. If this is a feature you'd like, please request it.
Acrylic Lids
If you do not want a chipboard lid for your box, we also offer clear acrylic lids. This works great if you want the customer to see what's inside the box. This is especially popular for stationery and greeting cards. You may want to consider this option if seeing the product is crucial to selling the product.
Box Wraps
A few customers opt for a plain stay box, but the majority of our customers select a special wrap for their boxes. You may choose from hundreds of pre-printed wraps. There's a wide array of patterns, colors, textures and papers available, from shiny to matte finish wraps.
If you don't want a pre-printed wrap, we can print a custom wrap for you. Many of our customers choose this route so their box wrap is unique! We've printed wraps with logos, special colors, scenes or patterns for many individuals and businesses.
Protective packaging has never looked so good! We offer three great insert options to choose from:

Flocked

Chipboard
.......

I WISH THE GENIE WASNT BORING ANYLONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!