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okay heres how it goes..this is a sort of "forum game" some of you may be familiar with. i didnt see it anywhere on this forum so i decided to start one. okay so heres the rules.

you will "catch" the - item/person/baby...and create a little one line story about it. and then you will "drop" something for the next poster to "catch" heres an example..

Greendragon's Post:
*drops nintendo DS*

Someone's Post:
*catches DS and takes a crap on it*
*drops a baby*

ETC. ETC.

this worked well on the last forum i was on (over 1k posts) and i was wonderin if it would do as well here. oh and uhh im not too sure about the "limits" (language, content, etc.) on this forum. so if you dont think it would be apropriate you shouldnt post it. just be careful. so, go ahead. ill start

*DROPS A JELLY DOUGHNUT*

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Yes, let's all keep it clean.

Anyway...

*throws away Jelly Doughnut, because he is on a diet* :)

Drops a ten-ton weight. xD

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attempts to catch teh' weight with my teeth, and succeed..

*my teeth fall*

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*catches them, and quickly throws them away*

Drops a piece of sourdough bread. :)

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catches bread and makes a tasty turkey sandwich...*burp*

*drops a bottle of gas relief pills*....lol

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*takes them* Had to get rid of them somehow. :D

*drops cut up green apples*

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Eats it, as it is appropriate.

Drops a mirror. :)

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*catches it, and sees Brahne in the reflection.* O_O

*drops a sixteen-ton weight* ;)

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*catches it and falls through the floor* o_0

*drops an asprin*

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*catches aspirin and crushes it into a plastic bag, sells it to a under-cover officer as cocaine and goes to jail*

*Drops/Throws away life*

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*catches it* Bwee! Another extra. That makes it 18. :D

*drops a computer*

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catches it and then strip it and sell everything


drops 8metric tons of flower petals

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burn it with a flamethrower.
throws flamethrower in the middle of the street.

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grabs flamthrower and burns down a small apple tree.

Thows a knife

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*grabs knife, and starts cutting a banana very artistically*

*throws banana-pie*

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*better not risk it*

*drops a kitty!* (I mean I put him down gently. :) )

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catches the kitty..gives it to kat


*drops a puppy*

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*catches puppy, and puts it into a bingo basket*

*turns and turns around the bingo basket*

*throws dizzy puppy* xD

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catches my returning puppy.. he pukes on my new shoes..

*throws vomit-covered VANS (shoes)*

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*dodge it and hit an old lady*

*old lady called the cops

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then the old lady got put in a nut house...

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<_<

>_>

*throws old nut house* :p

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hmm catch a house.....nah, ill go have lunch.
while making my ham sandwich i drop the OPEN jar of mayo...ahhh!

*drops OPEN jar of mayo.*

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*watches it splatter on the floor*

*drops the broken jar*

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*breaks the broken jar even in more bits with a baseball bat*

*throws glass sharves*

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*catches them with a thick blanket*

drops the blanket

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now that my nut house is gone. i have nowhere to sleep. i find a box and catch the blanket. roll up in it to escape from the cold while cutting deeply into my skin. ouch! i throw away the sunday newspaper i used to sheild myself from the rain.

*throws newspaper.

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"catches the paper"
darn yesterdays issue
"lights paper on fire"
"throws flaming paper"

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*catches it, and puts it in a glass of coughing syrup*

*throws weird coughing syrup-cocktail*

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catches syrup-paper cocktail..sniffs it....decides not to drink it. so i feed it to my still dizzy dog....and he likes it..then he becomes a mutant puppy. and starts reading off old scripts of will and grace re-runs....i hate will and grace so i *punt the puppy off a bridge* (god bless anchorman)

*punted puppy falls*

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bungee jumper catches puppy and accidently *throws the puppy onto the road*

*throws the puppy onto road*

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*catches puppy before it gets hit by a truck*

*holds puppy, and throws two trucks* :D

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i closely examine the trucks as they gently hurdle torwards my face...discover that both trucks are oreo cookie trucks! YAY!! i move out of the way and cookies go everywhere!! HOORAY!!

*several thousand oreo cookies go flying*

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*catches cookies and eats them*

Uh oh *Drops oreo cookies from stomach*

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vomit or the shit or whatver lonewolf is talking about goes all over a mans face, lol, and the *man runs onto the road*

*man runs onto the road* (Please get run over, Please)

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i watch the man quickly stumble into the street..then i see the car turn the corner about a block away...*YES!!!*..i slowly await the impact...BOOM! ..ohh yea...i begin to laugh...then i notice that the mans left arm had been detached..it is flying in the air.....

*left arm falls*

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a pedestrian is walking and is yawning, the arm suddenly lodges into his throught and starts to choke on the arm.man slowley chokes until he reaches a road.

*man is on the road again* hehhehehehehehe

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again i repeat the classic process of waiting for the impact between humans and any large metal object..so fun.

but this man in the road happens to be CLINT EASTWOOD!
clint pulls out his 44 magnum and blows the car away. and peices go flying everywhere

*car parts fly*

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car parts fly so fast their killing 10 people a second. the driver of the truck is still alive (i dont know how he survived an explosion but hey) he crawls out onto the road

*the driver crawls out onto the road* hahahahahahahahaha rofl

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i watch him crawl. and then a gang of cats jump the crawling man..lol. then they all get hit by a ky lubricant truck. rofl.

*hundreds of bottles of lube fall*