1001 ways you know you've played too much FFIX
 

all right, here is a fun thing to do when you're bored. when we get to 1001, we celebrate and make loud obnoxious noises. posts should look something like this:
1: You try to grow a monkey tail
2: You cut your hair with a knife
3: You wear a pointy hat

*next person who posts: put no. 4

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4: You try to grow a horn

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5 - You find yourself tripping over a lot and are never usually clumsy.
6 - You start painting chickens chocobo colours
7 - You create a cemetary in the backyard and bury yours or your sisters dolls.

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8. You go out into the streets rambling on about how youre a genome from another planet :D
9. youve made youre own tetra master trading game cards
10. you try to find the kitten , mittens, but to no avail...kitty! :p
(ps: i wonder if well ever get to 1001...someday :rolleyes: )

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I've made threads like these on other message boards, and we got to more than 1001 lol

anyway, so this isn't spam...
11: You pee off of the roof with one of your best friends.
12: you make a moogle suit (not guilty, but my friend is)

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13.you make up a story with you performing a fusion with Zidane
14. you have a bedroom full of Garnet pics
15. you ask people to call you Zidane.
16. You go to school with a shirt that says Vivi ROCKS MANNN!

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15. You go babbling about a fusion of 2 worlds that made The Earth
16. Dress like a cook and eat frogs

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17. Go to a hospital and shout: Cure, Cura or Curaga and tell people you can heal them

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18) Your hand molds to the shape of the contoller.
19) You walk around with a staff on hand.
20) You start to wear Pirate boots like Zidane.

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21: You start asking old men with beard if they will become your eidolon

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22. you wear rusty armor go to the zoo and say it's the festival of the hunt year and you kill all of the animals.
23.you kick a wall in a church and say hrmmm.

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24. When you get Transformers and Ark confused.

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25. when you try to teach your guinea pig how to fly and act like a moogle

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Hey did you know you all are off track here's where to start
27.You turn your hair blue and paste a horn on your head
28.If you have a twin you dress like jesters
29.If you're these two people http://www.jivemagazine.com/2001/09-...nta-ga/023.jpg
30.If you're her http://multi.cosplay.ne.jp/cappera/cosplay/garnet.jpg

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31: When you play games like Resident Evil, you say "LIFE" when you are about to kill a zombie
32: you are afraid of trees cause they might attack you because you are trying to stop evil fog.
33: when you see a giant purple orb above the tree in 32.

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34. When you think your neighbor's cat is Carbuncle.

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35: You start saying rally-ho

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36. When you tell a chicken to find treasure for you.

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37. When you build something like a zappelin with a basket underneath and go ship dolls as cargo to other places (dolls who you think that can cast black magic)

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38. when you wear puffy make-up like kuja

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39. When you start talking with frogs because one might be a real person.
40. When you stop at every bar because you're looking for people to join your quest.

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41. when you make mist machines

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42. You legally change your name to Zidane

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^ That could refer to the french soccer player Zinedine Zidane too though :)

43. When you collect colorful gems and wonder why you won't learn how to summon.

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^ok ok.... :)

44. When you change your name to a weird one like Vivi.

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34) When you go," Kupo, kupo, kupopo and start searching for kupo nuts when hungry.
35) When you know all the names of all the moogles, their personalities, and where they live.

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^ You messed up the numbering.. please edit your post with the correct numbering, 45 and 46 :)

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47. When you travel the world to look for rare coffe for an old man and when you find them the old man is dead.
48.You die your skin blue and grow red dreadlocks.

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49. youve found mittens, but steal him, because hes such a cute little kitty! yes he is :D
50.you have nightmares about floating eyeballs torching villages.
51. youve memorized all of the ragtime mouses quizzes :)
52.you dont find out how abilities are learned until halfway through disc 3..(guilty :p )
53. you make a giant stuffed yan!
ps: wow! that looks like a real garnet! it mustve taken alot of work to make that costume!

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54. when you start kidnapping princeses..

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55: When you start swinging a stick and think you can jup 15 feet up into the air without a problem
56: You try to melt away big ice blocks with your fire magic

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57. when you wear big rusty armor
58. when you think animals have items and gil with them
59. when you go around asking people for AP

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60. When you start scanning the ground for coins in hope of finding a Stellazio.

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61. when you mistake the word "train" for gargant

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Yeah I found this on yahoo search engines, these people need a life
62. You wear this http://www.japan-expo.com/img/cospla...eate%20FF9.jpg
63.If you do the jump rope thing and make 45 jumps
64.If you collect every single terta master card
65. If you buy every ff9 product on and off the web.

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66: You go to Seattle and call it burmecia =-o
67: when you meet a lady who is a snake and has a fan

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68. now, the stuffed yan has come to life, and has teamed up with mittens to escape...and the pluto knights are after you!
69. you turn your unfaithful spouse into and oglop.
70.you try to get to the cats on the towers in treno...

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71. You say that the only FF worth playing is IX
72.You have pics of Eiko all around your room.
73.If you ask someone in an alley if they want to be your slave.
74.You have all of your characters up too Lv.100
75.You collect every possible item in the game.

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76- You start to repeat what everybody says except in reverse manner.(tried and tested; this pisses alot of people off)
77- You name your account after Steiner's second most powerful weapon.


(Note to Andrew Scaves: You can give the old man his coffee as long as it's still on disk 3, and then you recieve his boat on disk 4. :))

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78: You get the Exalibur II