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bungee jumper catches puppy and accidently *throws the puppy onto the road*

*throws the puppy onto road*

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*catches puppy before it gets hit by a truck*

*holds puppy, and throws two trucks* :D

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i closely examine the trucks as they gently hurdle torwards my face...discover that both trucks are oreo cookie trucks! YAY!! i move out of the way and cookies go everywhere!! HOORAY!!

*several thousand oreo cookies go flying*

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*catches cookies and eats them*

Uh oh *Drops oreo cookies from stomach*

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vomit or the shit or whatver lonewolf is talking about goes all over a mans face, lol, and the *man runs onto the road*

*man runs onto the road* (Please get run over, Please)

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i watch the man quickly stumble into the street..then i see the car turn the corner about a block away...*YES!!!*..i slowly await the impact...BOOM! ..ohh yea...i begin to laugh...then i notice that the mans left arm had been detached..it is flying in the air.....

*left arm falls*

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a pedestrian is walking and is yawning, the arm suddenly lodges into his throught and starts to choke on the arm.man slowley chokes until he reaches a road.

*man is on the road again* hehhehehehehehe

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again i repeat the classic process of waiting for the impact between humans and any large metal object..so fun.

but this man in the road happens to be CLINT EASTWOOD!
clint pulls out his 44 magnum and blows the car away. and peices go flying everywhere

*car parts fly*

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car parts fly so fast their killing 10 people a second. the driver of the truck is still alive (i dont know how he survived an explosion but hey) he crawls out onto the road

*the driver crawls out onto the road* hahahahahahahahaha rofl

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i watch him crawl. and then a gang of cats jump the crawling man..lol. then they all get hit by a ky lubricant truck. rofl.

*hundreds of bottles of lube fall*

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ALl those bottle crash noto the road and it lubricates the road the cars slip and slide across the road.

*an old lady is trying to cross the road*

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rofl you like it when ppl get hit by cars huh?
i do too lol..

the old lady senses the cars coming her way. and does a series of backflips to dodge the oncomming traffic. the old lady then continues to her destination. the bakery. she orders 2 dozen jelly doughnuts and walks home. meanwhile. a robber is breaking into the white house. the robber succesfully infiltrates the white house. and begins "marking his territory"...then the security guards find him and unload several clips into him.

*unrecognizable peices of flesh begin to fall from the mans body*

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The security guards smell the flesh and realize it has a rare poison init. the security guards are alarmed by it and jump ouyt of the window and onto the road. again. hehehehehe

*men are on the road*

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ROFL!

but.. theres no traffic on the road due to construction...so the men walk home.
while walking home they notice a plane jumper is falling torwards them, screaming...the parachute dosent open..and the men watch

*man falls to his doom*

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*catches his goodbye-note*

*throws paint-bomb in the air* ^^