feel free to add your own!
1. You pretend that your marbles (and other shiny round objects) are Materia.
2. You glue a paper cone to your forehead and pretend to be a summoner.
3. You have a little hand floating above your head.
4. You go to Mcdonalds and ask for Gysahl greens instead of fries with your chicken nuggets.
5. You try to fly your garden.
6. You know the exact movements to ALL limit breaks/overdrives etc.
7. You quote characters.
8. You know more about Final Fantasy than Hironobu Sakaguchi does.
9. You refer to characters using both their first and last names.
10. You saw off part of your arm in an ill-fated attempt to look like Barett.
11. Instead of talking an actual language, you say “Kupo” and expect people to know what you’re talking about.
12. Kupo.
13. You think your cat is an enemy, and try to draw magic from it.
14. You start to talk like Barett.
15. You try to play blitzball in your pool
16. You notice that Cloud can’t possibly carry 99 Mimett Greens. No one can.
17. You start to refer to money as Gil.
18. You squash your canary attempting to ride it like a Chocobo.
19. You see a cactus and attempt to defeat but end up in hospital.
20. You try to swear and come out with “$&%*!”
21. You find yourself in a fight the school bully; you scan him to determine his HP and his weaknesses.
22. You let the bully have the first punch while you wait for your ATB bar to fill.
23. You are defeated, but know it’s ok because you can be revived at the nearest save point.
24. When your parents are asleep, you attack them to wake them up.
25. You read a book and compare it with Final Fantasy.
26. You forget something and blame your GF.
27. You try to summon.
28. You really can summon!
29. You mistakenly kill an old woman, believing it to be Sephiroth.
30. You look up at the moon in terror.
31. You write a “You know you've played too much FF when...” list.