It's wonderful that that has something to do with the topic.
Anyway, I did beat the 0:0:00 time on the Catcher Chocobo. I got 13 balloons and only got hit twice; but I did have plenty of practice.(From failing and thinking of destroying my TV...) I've heard (though cannot confirm) that holding all L and R buttons (Like in FFVII's chocobo races) helps you control the Chocobo better. As long as you just lightly tap the directional pad to move. It worked for me anyway. You also have to get a lucky course...And get most of the balloons on the little beginning slope. (Let her get the first balloon, she must be programmed to go the direction of the balloons, so let her get that one first while you get in the lead to get all the slope balloons.)
Anyway, Tidus' Ultima Weapon (we all know how I feel about "Caladbolg"
) is pretty dissapointing. (Only about 10,000 a hit.) Then again, Auron does have really high ATK power. Meh.
..Masamune looks like a fork.