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Re: 101 Ways To Tell Your Addicted To Final Fantasy 7.
112. You look up FF7 porn. (So.... not... guilty.... >.>)
113. You turned if off because watching Aerith and Tifa go at was too much for you. (<.<)
114. You think Sephiroth was the one epic enough to come up with "You Spoony Bard" not anyone in Final Fantasy 4
115. You are deluded into thinking Gaia exists... you just havent found in it in our solar system yet...
116. You intend to check the next one.
117. You build a rocket and get a guy named Cid to pilot it.
118. This guys has an assistant named Shera.
119. You gasp in disbelief and begin stalking them to see if Cloud comes to visit.
120. You become skitzophrenic enough to believe he has.
121. You RUN to the man you think is Cloud and tackle him.
122. The man shoots you for assault and all you can say as you die is "CLOUD NEVER USED A GUN!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!!
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"My soul, corrupted by vengeance, hath endured torment to find the end of the journey, in my own salvation and your eternal slumber."
—Genesis Rhapsodos
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