Why?
Maybe his job doesn't give him much time to get on :/
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2548/23603915.jpg
Dunno if you're running a CD or ISO, but these should do both fine. Looks very clean with these setting (compared to how it looks on the PS1 anyway
). I think it was F5 you press for the controller, but mines started to do it auto for some reason.
My PC is 4 years old so it will probably run better on yours.