joke contest - Page 2

Kat · 07-08-2006, 07:11 PM

this really isnt that funny but.
once there was this blond she was thirsty so she decided to go to the pop machine to get somthing to drink.so she walked to the pop machine and she put her money in,a couple seconds later the pop fell down,the blond's face turned red with excitement and she screamed,"I won, I won!!

Greendragon · 07-08-2006, 08:55 PM

"Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut."

wow....awesome.. 9.5/10.....great...hooray for spiff

good one kat. =D 7/10

Kat · 07-08-2006, 09:11 PM

this one is also a blond joke.....
there was a brunette and she was jumping on the rail road track saying 21,21,21,21.
and this blond heard her saying it so she walked up to the brunette and asked if she could join the brunette said,"go ahead its really fun." so they both jumped on the track saying 21 over and over.pretty soon the blond heard the train coming and she kept jumping but said,"the train is coming." the brunette shrugged her shoulders and said it wouldnt hit them so they kept jumping.then just befor the train hit the brunette jumped of and the blond stayed on....after the train had hit the blond,the brunette jumped back on singing 22,22,22,22.

Greendragon · 07-08-2006, 09:28 PM

LOL nice. 9/10

Kat · 07-08-2006, 09:35 PM

my last blond joke=)

there was a blond,a brunette, and a red head.
they all went and robbed the food market after they robbed it the police were looking for them so they hid in burlap sacks [potatoe bags].the first cop walked by the brunette and she said,"MEOW." then he walked by the red head she said,"RUFF,RUFF." and alas he walked by the blond and she said,"P-O-TA-TO-E." in the end she got arrested for stealing a bunch of carrots.

Tifa Lockheart lover · 07-09-2006, 02:17 AM

what kind of cheese do americans eat.
american cheese.(yeah i know it's not funny)

Spiff · 07-09-2006, 02:22 AM

Yeah, I love cheesy jokes.

Greendragon · 07-09-2006, 12:40 PM

more good ones.

Kat
potatoes = 8.5/10
Tifa Lockheart Lover
cheese = 3.5/10 "A" for effort. =D
Spiff
"cheesy" = 3.5/10..LoL

Kat · 07-11-2006, 01:59 PM

there was this guy who wanted some beer really bad,so he decided to throw a cinder block through the liquor store window,grab some booze and run.
so he lifted the cinder block heaved it over his head and at the window,but the block bounced off the window and hit him knocking him unconscious.the window was made of plexi-glass and everything was caught on vidio tape.

Greendragon · 07-11-2006, 03:27 PM

lol the funny thing about that is that probably at least 3 of my relatives have probably tried that =)
ill giva ya....8/10 =)

Kat · 07-12-2006, 07:12 PM

they REALLY tried that?!!
XD

Greendragon · 07-13-2006, 01:41 PM

probably, i dont doubt it for one second lol
my family is 110% PURE redneck. and all drunks too. except for the female members lol and every male in my family except my father has been to jail, on more that one occasion lol...chile support, gets you every time lol.

07-08-2006, 07:11 PM	#16
Kat k i t t y . Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oh, I'm in your room..under your bed, haha <3 Posts: 11,038	Re: joke contest this really isnt that funny but. once there was this blond she was thirsty so she decided to go to the pop machine to get somthing to drink.so she walked to the pop machine and she put her money in,a couple seconds later the pop fell down,the blond's face turned red with excitement and she screamed,"I won, I won!! __________________ The perfect Example of: Imperfection

07-08-2006, 08:55 PM	#17
Greendragon Moogle Farmer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: central square, new york Age: 34 Posts: 144	Re: joke contest "Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut." wow....awesome.. 9.5/10.....great...hooray for spiff good one kat. =D 7/10 __________________ Your signature is still too big. You can solve this by only using one of your banners and by putting all text at size 1. All size info is at this thread: http://www.ffnet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1098&page=1&pp=15

07-08-2006, 09:11 PM	#18
Kat k i t t y . Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oh, I'm in your room..under your bed, haha <3 Posts: 11,038	Re: joke contest this one is also a blond joke..... there was a brunette and she was jumping on the rail road track saying 21,21,21,21. and this blond heard her saying it so she walked up to the brunette and asked if she could join the brunette said,"go ahead its really fun." so they both jumped on the track saying 21 over and over.pretty soon the blond heard the train coming and she kept jumping but said,"the train is coming." the brunette shrugged her shoulders and said it wouldnt hit them so they kept jumping.then just befor the train hit the brunette jumped of and the blond stayed on....after the train had hit the blond,the brunette jumped back on singing 22,22,22,22. __________________ The perfect Example of: Imperfection

07-08-2006, 09:28 PM	#19
Greendragon Moogle Farmer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: central square, new york Age: 34 Posts: 144	Re: joke contest LOL nice. 9/10 __________________ Your signature is still too big. You can solve this by only using one of your banners and by putting all text at size 1. All size info is at this thread: http://www.ffnet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1098&page=1&pp=15

07-08-2006, 09:35 PM	#20
Kat k i t t y . Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oh, I'm in your room..under your bed, haha <3 Posts: 11,038	Re: joke contest my last blond joke=) there was a blond,a brunette, and a red head. they all went and robbed the food market after they robbed it the police were looking for them so they hid in burlap sacks [potatoe bags].the first cop walked by the brunette and she said,"MEOW." then he walked by the red head she said,"RUFF,RUFF." and alas he walked by the blond and she said,"P-O-TA-TO-E." in the end she got arrested for stealing a bunch of carrots. __________________ The perfect Example of: Imperfection

07-09-2006, 02:17 AM	#21
Tifa Lockheart lover T-Rexuar Snack Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in a unknown house Posts: 10	Re: joke contest what kind of cheese do americans eat. american cheese.(yeah i know it's not funny) __________________ I love Tifa Lockheart.

07-09-2006, 02:22 AM	#22
Spiff Kung-Fu Fighter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Detroit Age: 40 Posts: 1,026	Re: joke contest Yeah, I love cheesy jokes. __________________ "You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. " Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

07-09-2006, 12:40 PM	#23
Greendragon Moogle Farmer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: central square, new york Age: 34 Posts: 144	Re: joke contest more good ones. Kat potatoes = 8.5/10 Tifa Lockheart Lover cheese = 3.5/10 "A" for effort. =D Spiff "cheesy" = 3.5/10..LoL __________________ Your signature is still too big. You can solve this by only using one of your banners and by putting all text at size 1. All size info is at this thread: http://www.ffnet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1098&page=1&pp=15

07-11-2006, 01:59 PM	#24
Kat k i t t y . Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oh, I'm in your room..under your bed, haha <3 Posts: 11,038	Re: joke contest there was this guy who wanted some beer really bad,so he decided to throw a cinder block through the liquor store window,grab some booze and run. so he lifted the cinder block heaved it over his head and at the window,but the block bounced off the window and hit him knocking him unconscious.the window was made of plexi-glass and everything was caught on vidio tape. __________________ The perfect Example of: Imperfection

07-11-2006, 03:27 PM	#25
Greendragon Moogle Farmer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: central square, new york Age: 34 Posts: 144	Re: joke contest lol the funny thing about that is that probably at least 3 of my relatives have probably tried that =) ill giva ya....8/10 =) __________________ Your signature is still too big. You can solve this by only using one of your banners and by putting all text at size 1. All size info is at this thread: http://www.ffnet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1098&page=1&pp=15

07-12-2006, 07:12 PM	#26
Kat k i t t y . Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oh, I'm in your room..under your bed, haha <3 Posts: 11,038	Re: joke contest they REALLY tried that?!! XD __________________ The perfect Example of: Imperfection

07-13-2006, 01:41 PM	#27
Greendragon Moogle Farmer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: central square, new york Age: 34 Posts: 144	Re: joke contest probably, i dont doubt it for one second lol my family is 110% PURE redneck. and all drunks too. except for the female members lol and every male in my family except my father has been to jail, on more that one occasion lol...chile support, gets you every time lol. __________________ Your signature is still too big. You can solve this by only using one of your banners and by putting all text at size 1. All size info is at this thread: http://www.ffnet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1098&page=1&pp=15

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