Forums | RPG | Guild |
|
|
Off-Topic All things related to anything that doesn’t have to do with Final Fantasy should be posted here. (Keep it clean or be banned.) |
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread | Display Modes |
07-05-2006, 10:41 AM | #1 |
Moogle Farmer
|
joke contest
OKAY THE CONTEST IS NOW OVER.. AND THE WINNER IS SPIFF!! ILL START ANOTHER CONTEST SOON. ONCE I MAKE MORE GIL.
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: THE DONATE FUNCTION DOSENT WORK?!...GRRRRR. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I KEEP GETTIN "There are none of this item left!" WHEN I TRY TO DONATE 200 GILL TO SPIFF... Spiff, remember that i owe you 200 gill once the donate thing is fixed. ill write it down, but just in case i lose it, remember. sorry about this..i probably should of checked this function out before i started this contest...again sorry everyone.
__________________
Your signature is still too big. You can solve this by only using one of your banners and by putting all text at size 1. All size info is at this thread: http://www.ffnet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1098&page=1&pp=15 Last edited by Greendragon; 07-12-2006 at 01:31 AM. Reason: update scores |
07-05-2006, 10:58 AM | #2 |
Master Summoner
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Core of the Moon (Phoenix, AZ)
Age: 95
Posts: 2,931
|
Re: joke contest
Yes, I would second keeping it clean. You should all know where the line is. So let's not go there.
At any rate, I'll wait for the next poster, since I suck at telling jokes. |
07-05-2006, 11:25 AM | #3 |
Moogle Farmer
|
Re: joke contest
not to start this thread off topic, but i sent a pm to shaggy (just found a random admin ) asking him to try and set some really clear rules that should be used for this thread, cuz it can become really fun, as long as people know exactly where the line is. so as not to start this off badly heres a quick joke. not terribly funny...=(
why cant ray charles (blind) read... beacuse hes dead.
__________________
Your signature is still too big. You can solve this by only using one of your banners and by putting all text at size 1. All size info is at this thread: http://www.ffnet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1098&page=1&pp=15 |
07-05-2006, 11:54 AM | #4 |
·· Fresón rebelde ··
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,539
|
Re: joke contest
I think an important thing to take into consideration is that humour sense is really different from a country to another (you can see it in films, for example). E.g.:The humour sense in france is very different from the one in UK... Just wanted to say that
Go with the jokes!
__________________
------------------------------------------------------------------------ Every story begins with a name |
07-05-2006, 12:57 PM | #5 |
3, 2, 1, Let's Jam
|
Re: joke contest
lol....
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
__________________
LEft. |
07-05-2006, 01:16 PM | #6 |
"GET YOUR NAILS DONE!!"
|
Re: joke contest
I wish my lawn was emo, so it could cut itself.
|
07-05-2006, 01:21 PM | #7 |
3, 2, 1, Let's Jam
|
Re: joke contest
That's bad and so clever at the same time.
__________________
LEft. |
07-07-2006, 09:02 PM | #8 |
Kung-Fu Fighter
|
Work vs Prison....
This ones great...
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer. IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK..you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens AT WORK...they are called managers Have a Great Day at WORK !!!
__________________
"You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. " Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865) |
07-07-2006, 10:33 PM | #10 | |
Highwind Pilot
|
Re: joke contest
i dont know any clean jokes
__________________
Quote:
|
|
07-08-2006, 02:34 PM | #11 |
Moogle Farmer
|
Re: joke contest
lol nice ones,
Hydra: Blonde/paint = 8/10 Avathar emo = 8/10 Spiff work/prison = 7.5/10 nice ones guys keep em' comin' Standings (Top Three) 1. Hydra, Avathar 2. Spiff 3. N/A
__________________
Your signature is still too big. You can solve this by only using one of your banners and by putting all text at size 1. All size info is at this thread: http://www.ffnet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1098&page=1&pp=15 |
07-08-2006, 05:51 PM | #12 |
Kung-Fu Fighter
|
Re: joke contest
I got this one from my Uncle.
Headlines from the year 2029: Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. Now, send this to whoever you want to and as many as you want and guess what....NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile.
__________________
"You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. " Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865) Last edited by Spiff; 07-08-2006 at 05:53 PM. |
07-08-2006, 06:04 PM | #13 |
Master Summoner
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Core of the Moon (Phoenix, AZ)
Age: 95
Posts: 2,931
|
Re: joke contest
That was really xD
|
07-08-2006, 06:06 PM | #14 |
Shinra Owner
|
Re: joke contest
"France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica."
LMFAO, I KNEW IT!! I knew france would fall to either Jamaica, Antartica, or Australlia.
__________________
|
07-08-2006, 06:32 PM | #15 | |
Highwind Pilot
|
Re: joke contest
lmao thats one of the funniest things i've ever read.
the sad part about it is that there is a hint of truth in it
__________________
Quote:
|
|
Bookmarks |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|