The "Going Nowhere" RP

[Catalyst]

You're probably wondering right away, why am I putting an RP in the spamtastic forum.

The reason for this is how this thread will turn out. I've taken this off of another one I'm a part of in a different forum.

Basically use RPG attacks (and what'd be really neat and helpful is if you were to put the non-Final Fantasy related games that have the attack in brackets). There isn't an HP / MP limit, and really, nobody dies. The way this thread will turn out is basically someone will come up with a reversal to another person's post and then the thread is gone pretty much. This is the "sane" way:

Poster 1 Casts Fire 3!
Poster 2 Dodged poster 1's spell and Summons a Odin in return!

This is the way it'll turn out eventually:

Poster 1 Casts Magic Missle
Poster 2 Jumps 128473 yards away and throws an asteroid at Poster 1!
Poster 1 Catches asteroid, sets it down, and blows up the earth!

Well, I think you guys get the picture. So of course, I will start.

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*Summons Chocobo and runs around while waiting for another poster*

[Phoenix Flame]

<Sits back and sips coffee...squints eyes> Uh...I'm not too sure about this, but I'm positive you'll get a hoot out of some of us!

Summons Phoenix, resurrects Shadow from VI...Shadow (equipped w/genji glove/offering) does a 8 hit combo for 10k HP damage a piece.

[Hydra]

*uses !Smoke before the attack, and escapes*

*re-enters the battle after Reasons attack is over, and casts Meteo*

=O

[Cloud101]

*Quickly casts haste and dodge's the attack retaliates by throwing a rock!*

[Hydra]

*eats the rock*

Pop-Rocks. =O

*opens the next posters mouth, and pours Pop-Rocks and Coca-Cola down it*

Unreal Rumor, ATTACK!

[Cloud101]

*Stomach explodes*
*Final Attack-Life2+Summon Bauhamut*

(What WILL he do now!?)

[Hydra]

*changes jobs into a Tamer, and tames the beast*

*Controls Bahamut to use Mega-Flare*

=O

[Cloud101]

*Casts confusion on Bauhamut and he shoots him self in the foot, hah!*
*Casts Bolt3 on self cause it feels gooooooooooood!*

[Hydra]

*looks at Cloud101 oddly*

*throws a kitty at him while he's distracted with his Bolt3*

[Cloud101]

*bends down to pet the kitty*
*then bites it's head off and spits it at opponent*
*Will later cry when he realizes what he's just done*

[Hydra]

*grabs the head*

...O.o;

*paints on it, and throws it somewhere*

Bwjajajajajaja!

[white mage]

Wonders what is wrong with the opponents.

Summons Odin and attacks Cloud101.

[Cloud101]

*Can't resist the urge*
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!"

[Hydra]

*joins in*

BWJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!

*gets lots of Espers and weapons while everyone is Bwhahahahaha'ing*

[Cloud101]

*Uses the eternal ring, and takes white mage out of battle*

"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"