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Old 03-13-2006, 03:19 AM   #1
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Final Fantasy VIII "Drinking Game" :p

This is a funny thing I found on a website, at least, I think it's funny

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This game can be played with any beverage of your choosing. I know most of you out there playing FFVIII are not of drinking age…so I have rules for different types of drinks:

Non-caffeinated beverages: Play until you, *ahem*, do the dance Winner is the last one in the bathroom.

Caffienated beverages: Play until players are literally vibrating and can no longer hold and operate a controller. Last person to be able to see straight is the winner.

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Every time Squall says "Whatever": One drink

Every time Quistis repeats him then snickers: Two drinks

Every time Selphie sings her train song: Two drinks

Every time Irvine hits on someone: Three drinks

Every time Laguna gets a leg cramp at a key moment: Two drinks
…If he ends up humiliating himself because of it: Three drinks

Every time Kiros and Ward make fun of Laguna: Two drinks, laugh and point

Every time Laguna calls himself a genius: Two drinks and disbelieving expression

Every time Laguna does something that gets himself in trouble: Two drinks

Every time a character thinks to him/herself and everyone else acts like it was spoken aloud: One drink

Every time Squall's SeeD rank goes down right after passing a written test: One drink and growl in frustration

Whenever a GF is acquired: Two drinks
…Without a fight: Four drinks

Every time a GF learns a new skill: One drink

Every time a GF reaches 1000 compatibility with a character: Half the beverage

Whenever a new weapon is modified: Two drinks

Whenever the party defeats a Molboro: Four drinks

Whenever Selphie says, "Booyah!", "Booyaka!", or, "Whoo-hoo!": Two drinks

Whenever someone calls Selphie or Quistis "Sefie" or "Quisty", respectively: Three drinks

Whenever Seifer calls Zell a chicken-wuss: Two drinks

Whenever Fujin kicks Raijin: One drink

Every time you defeat Biggs and Wedge: Three drinks

Whenever the rule "Random" is passed: One drink and groan

Whenever a rare card is won: Two drinks
…If you lost a rare card in the process: Three drinks and throw things at the TV

Every time Squall does his hand on forehead 'I do *not* suffer fools gladly' gesture: One drink

Whenever Zell exercises enough self control to keep his big mouth SHUT: Down six-pack

Every time Zell opens his trap and eats foot: One drink

Every time Zell blows up and/or becomes irate in some manner: One drink

Every time Squall insults Laguna: One drink

Every time Laguna is maimed/injured/hurt/bed-ridden: One drink
…If it was his own fault: Two drinks
…If it was a 'genius idea': Three drinks
…If it was in a monster battle: One drink and give him a Phoenix Down, ya fool!

Every time a character knows nothing about fill-in-the-blank art form yet can perform flawlessly: Two drinks

Every time Laguna butchers a metaphor: One drink and supply correct metaphor. Last person to do so must drink entire beverage

Every time Fujin says more than one word: One drink
…If she says more than two words: One drink for each word over one
…If she speaks in lowercase letters: Chug for duration

Every time Raijin says "ya know?": One drink

Every time Squall goes up in SeeD rank: Three drinks

Every time Squall goes down in SeeD rank: One drink

Whenever Rinoa pouts and sits on the floor: Two drinks

During FMV:
…If Squall is in it: One drink
…If Rinoa is in it: One drink
…If it is introducing a character: Chug for duration
…If Seifer is in it: Three drinks
…If Zell is in it: Chug as long as he is on screen, then say, "Out of hot dogs again?!"
…If Selphie is in it: Chug as long as she is on screen, then say, "Whooo-hoo!"
…If Irvine is in it: Chug as long as he is on screen, then imitate tipping a cowboy hat
…If Quistis is in it: Chug as long as she is on screen, then say, "Did he say 'whatever' again?"
…If Edea is in it: Three drinks
…If Laguna is in it: Entire beverage
…If Kiros or Ward are in it: Entire beverage

During battle:
…If Edea is on your team: Two drinks per fight
…If Seifer is in it: One drink per fight
…If Odin shows up: Two drinks
…If Gilgamesh shows up: Three drinks
…If Phoenix resurrects you: Entire beverage

If you actually figure out what Eden is: Entire beverage

Whenever a younger version of a character shows up: Two drinks
…With the older version on-screen: Three drinks

When ever someone hints at just who Laguna is to Squall: Entire beverage and gasp.

Whenever something can't be connected to Laguna: Three drinks

Every time you beat a boss character: Two drinks
…If it's Ultima Weapon: Entire beverage
…If it's Omega Weapon: Entire six-pack and brag extravigantly

Every time you see a UFO: Five drinks

Every time you find Mr. Monkey: Two drinks

Every time you hear Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec: Three drinks

Every time sorceress' powers are transfered: Five drinks

Every time Rinoa expresses interest in Squall: One drink

Whenever Squall expresses interest in Rinoa without insulting her to cover up: Three drinks

Whenever Ellone shows up: Two drinks

Every time a character uses a limit break: One drink

Every time Squall busts out with Lion Heart: Five drinks
...If it's at a very good time, i.e., a boss fight: Chug for duration and say, "That's gonna leave a mark."
...If he wastes it on a Bite Bug: Five drinks and call Squall a moron.

Every time a character gets a Limit: One drink
...If it's Rinoa's Angel, and she casts Scan three times in a row: One drink per magic cast and throw things at screen.

Whenever you see one damage number higher than 9999: Three drinks
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:33 PM   #2
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Re: Final Fantasy VIII "Drinking Game" :p

wooohooo taht was funy so they have problem with alkohol if i understud corect, but abaut that subject i dont know nothing sorry.
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Old 03-19-2006, 01:06 PM   #3
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Re: Final Fantasy VIII "Drinking Game" :p

Well, it's just that it's understood that mostly underage people play video games Well, maybe not anymore of course.
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Old 04-06-2006, 02:35 AM   #4
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Re: Final Fantasy VIII "Drinking Game" :p

man... if you played that drinking game, you'd die of alchohal poisoning in a matter of minutes
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Old 04-06-2006, 05:42 PM   #5
 
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Re: Final Fantasy VIII "Drinking Game" :p

Seriously, the game would take about 150 hours to complete because you'd be looking through the rules every 5 seconds.

You can play a similar game with James Bond and Star Wars movies.......

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Old 04-06-2006, 08:23 PM   #6
 
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For all those people that're saying that FFVIII is boring, and those that really don't like it at all: Final Fantasy VIII: Drunkness
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Old 04-06-2006, 10:24 PM   #7
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Re: Final Fantasy VIII "Drinking Game" :p

Well, you aren't supposed to drink alchohol with it, but I do imagine you'd have to go the hospital if you did this. Especially if you're one of those people who has 'marathons' to play through the game in one sitting.
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Re: Final Fantasy VIII "Drinking Game" :p

Someone should try it with caffeinated beverages It would sure help you stay up lol. However it would take longet to read the rules everytime like Gunslinger said...hmmmm.... Maybe the first person to go use the restroom would loose?
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Re: Final Fantasy VIII "Drinking Game" :p

Whoever made up this game has waaay to much time!
Very amusing to read though. The most pop I can comfortably drink is 4-5 cans. Doing that game would kill me!
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Old 04-12-2006, 06:38 PM   #10
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ha ha ha maybe u dont have exp in alkohol staf, what u say that we go all to the bar and have some exp on that subyect and we all be expert in that game ha ha ha just a jokeing with u.
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Re: Final Fantasy VIII "Drinking Game" :p

that was funny to read
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wahahaahahahaahahahaa funny and fun leii tis game haah
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Sounds kinda funny. I dont think I'd last long if alcohol was involved (lol)
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Haha thats made me laugh. It'd be fun to try it but you'd die from it probably.
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meh first time i noticed it

lookz like it wasn't funny jus for me
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