Evil Genie! - Page 13

Totorosama · 10-18-2005, 06:40 PM

Granted, but the oil we use now is replaced with a more dangerous version and your car blows up, taking you with it.
I wish to be like Mike. (Mj, Michael Jordan, whatever you want to call him).

~Hidan~ · 10-18-2005, 10:35 PM

Fine but you get to have Aids too
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I wish I was in the airforce

Xartex · 10-19-2005, 06:06 AM

Granted, but on your first flight you get a malfunction in your plane and and the emergency chair doesn't work and you crash

I wish I was better at everything

Totorosama · 10-19-2005, 06:34 PM

Granted, but the first thing you get better at is dying, and you die.
I wish for all the video games and consoles in the world, unlimited free electricity, and the games, consoles, and all the equipment needed to play never malfunctions. Basically, it's damage-proof.

Luis · 10-20-2005, 06:13 PM

Granted, but then someone steals you all your stuff.
(By the way, Michael Jordan does not have the AIDS. The one who has it is Magic Johnson)
I wish my broad band internet was 100gigas fast!

hee

Totorosama · 10-20-2005, 06:24 PM

Granted, but then the wires over heat and your computer explodes.
I wish that I could be two inches taller than I am now.

Xartex · 10-20-2005, 09:45 PM

Granted, but you grow 2 meters. "That's what I heard", says the genie

I wish I would go to bed earlier

~Hidan~ · 10-20-2005, 10:33 PM

Granted but you never wake up again.

I wish I was as cool as Cloud

Totorosama · 10-20-2005, 10:40 PM

Granted, but then Cloud gets mad at you copying him and destroys you.
I wish for all the Final Fantasy games.

~Hidan~ · 10-21-2005, 04:49 PM

Granted, but by the time you have them all your too old and blind to see the tv screan.

I wish I could dance

Xartex · 10-21-2005, 08:42 PM

Granted, but only tango

I wish there was no wars in the world

~Hidan~ · 10-22-2005, 12:56 AM

Granted instead there is just Genocidal cleansings

I wish I could be part of the Baja 500

Luis · 10-23-2005, 12:49 PM

Granted, but tomorrow you'll die
I wish for something tasty and non tricky

~Hidan~ · 10-23-2005, 07:34 PM

Granted, 30 tons of penutbutter are punmped into your stomake and you explode

I wish I wasnt allergic to lobster.

Luis · 10-24-2005, 04:19 PM

Granted, now you're alergic to beef
I wish for a good genie, not an evil one.

10-18-2005, 06:40 PM	#181
Totorosama Highwind Pilot Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: California Age: 33 Posts: 509	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but the oil we use now is replaced with a more dangerous version and your car blows up, taking you with it. I wish to be like Mike. (Mj, Michael Jordan, whatever you want to call him). __________________ golf-flog a toyota-a toyota live no evil-live on evil

10-18-2005, 10:35 PM	#182
~Hidan~ Highwind Pilot Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Clouds above Midgar Age: 41 Posts: 543	Re: Evil Genie! Fine but you get to have Aids too \ I wish I was in the airforce __________________ Invent a new time, a new life, a new reason to fight.

10-19-2005, 06:06 AM	#183
Xartex Gunblade Expert Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sweden Age: 37 Posts: 774	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but on your first flight you get a malfunction in your plane and and the emergency chair doesn't work and you crash I wish I was better at everything

10-19-2005, 06:34 PM	#184
Totorosama Highwind Pilot Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: California Age: 33 Posts: 509	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but the first thing you get better at is dying, and you die. I wish for all the video games and consoles in the world, unlimited free electricity, and the games, consoles, and all the equipment needed to play never malfunctions. Basically, it's damage-proof. __________________ golf-flog a toyota-a toyota live no evil-live on evil

10-20-2005, 06:13 PM	#185
Luis ·· Fresón rebelde ·· Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,539	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but then someone steals you all your stuff. (By the way, Michael Jordan does not have the AIDS. The one who has it is Magic Johnson) I wish my broad band internet was 100gigas fast! hee __________________ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Every story begins with a name

10-20-2005, 06:24 PM	#186
Totorosama Highwind Pilot Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: California Age: 33 Posts: 509	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but then the wires over heat and your computer explodes. I wish that I could be two inches taller than I am now. __________________ golf-flog a toyota-a toyota live no evil-live on evil

10-20-2005, 09:45 PM	#187
Xartex Gunblade Expert Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sweden Age: 37 Posts: 774	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but you grow 2 meters. "That's what I heard", says the genie I wish I would go to bed earlier

10-20-2005, 10:33 PM	#188
~Hidan~ Highwind Pilot Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Clouds above Midgar Age: 41 Posts: 543	Re: Evil Genie! Granted but you never wake up again. I wish I was as cool as Cloud __________________ Invent a new time, a new life, a new reason to fight.

10-20-2005, 10:40 PM	#189
Totorosama Highwind Pilot Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: California Age: 33 Posts: 509	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but then Cloud gets mad at you copying him and destroys you. I wish for all the Final Fantasy games. __________________ golf-flog a toyota-a toyota live no evil-live on evil

10-21-2005, 04:49 PM	#190
~Hidan~ Highwind Pilot Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Clouds above Midgar Age: 41 Posts: 543	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but by the time you have them all your too old and blind to see the tv screan. I wish I could dance __________________ Invent a new time, a new life, a new reason to fight.

10-21-2005, 08:42 PM	#191
Xartex Gunblade Expert Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sweden Age: 37 Posts: 774	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but only tango I wish there was no wars in the world

10-22-2005, 12:56 AM	#192
~Hidan~ Highwind Pilot Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Clouds above Midgar Age: 41 Posts: 543	Re: Evil Genie! Granted instead there is just Genocidal cleansings I wish I could be part of the Baja 500 __________________ Invent a new time, a new life, a new reason to fight.

10-23-2005, 12:49 PM	#193
Luis ·· Fresón rebelde ·· Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,539	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but tomorrow you'll die I wish for something tasty and non tricky __________________ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Every story begins with a name

10-23-2005, 07:34 PM	#194
~Hidan~ Highwind Pilot Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Clouds above Midgar Age: 41 Posts: 543	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, 30 tons of penutbutter are punmped into your stomake and you explode I wish I wasnt allergic to lobster. __________________ Invent a new time, a new life, a new reason to fight.

10-24-2005, 04:19 PM	#195
Luis ·· Fresón rebelde ·· Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,539	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, now you're alergic to beef I wish for a good genie, not an evil one. __________________ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Every story begins with a name

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