Your Funniest Quote

Slider · 02-15-2007, 04:01 PM

To celebrate my return let's all post the funniest quotes you ever know and have a good laugh i'll start the honour with these

(and pray that you like'm before i get banned

!):

-I guess you're not the guy I'm looking for!

...................

And I meant that in angry way not....gay
-....ok
-So BITE ME, SCREW YOU, and KISS MY @$$!

A man is tied to a lie detector with his employee test asking question:
- Do you like me?
- Absolutely! My favourite employee
BUZZZZZZZZZ
What?...it's not like I'm not going to give you a raise!
BUZZZZZZZZZ
This isn't true, your future can't be that bad in this company!
BUZZZZZZZZZ
Well everyone gets a break and so will you!
BUZZZZZZZZZ
OH, will you please take this thing off me! I'd rather wear a dress and stroll down
a harbor full of leering sailor men...
...........
See! its broken, now take it off! I don't deserve this kind of treatment!
BUZZZZZZZZZ

Slider · 02-15-2007, 09:17 PM

FINE!!!!
It's NOT to celebrate my return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;shr

Seyluv · 02-15-2007, 11:17 PM

Sorry I can't think of any right now. When I do then I post it.

jedi geoff · 02-16-2007, 04:46 AM

well in my signature theres a good one by selphie....

all i got for now

**Phoenix Flame** · 02-17-2007, 05:17 AM

You came back?

Oh well... XD

"'Paper Jam'...? Why does it say 'Paper Jam' when there is no paper jam...I swear - one day I'm going to kick this piece of ;cen right out the window." - Office Space, Guy who's name no one can pronounce. XD

jedi geoff · 02-18-2007, 12:26 AM

"well didnt think that on through"

i say that alot

and also

"well that work the way i expected"

ThroneofDravaris · 02-18-2007, 05:06 AM

Probably something from here

Slider · 02-20-2007, 11:14 PM

Here's some stuff from the Drew Carry show:

Drew's boss:"Have a good flight.......into a mountain"

Drew :"Man! Imagine a man getting an arrow pull out of his ;cen ! Can't imagine a worst feeling than this!"
*Opens door to find Mimi*
"Oh here it is!"

Mimi:"Just keep your hands to yourself!"
*Drew looks at his hands*"Don't worry i would never do that to you!"

Mimi:"Sir, here's your meeting schedule, the report you asked for, and i took the liberty to
reserve a massage session for you"
*Drew expecting a prank*"A massage session? You expect me to believe that I'm gonna lie around naked and nothing is gonna happen to me?"
Mimi:"When did it that ever change?"

"To show you her appreciation, Sally promises from now on to give you more believable excuses to not go out with you"
*Drew looks behind him and sees Sally*:"She's alive!!!"

It was an nice episode!

Catalyst · 02-21-2007, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpressCrystal

Sorry I can't think of any right now. When I do then I post it.

Then what was the point of posting that...?

"What is up in your hood my homie?"

blackstar · 02-21-2007, 11:49 AM

(at an arcade with Kite)
Me-Yeah I got the high score
Kite-At least until the power goes out

Slider · 03-02-2007, 09:33 PM

Some more Drew Carry Show!

Drew's basement is drowning in water
Drew: "Oh damn! My baseball glove, my family photo album, my grandma's only pic......
Luis:"Hey Drew your dad's old playboys!"
*Drops everything back in the water*"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

*Woman on date turning Drew down*"Well, Drew.....you're a real.."
Drew:"Dont say im a nice guy"
Woman:"..Pain in the @$$"

Drew, Oswald and Luis see Drew's neighbour entering his backyard with a horse
Neighbour:"Hey Drew!"
Drew:"Hey neighbour! I have a question for you! what has four legs, attracts flies and is standing in my backyard!"
Neighbour:"............Oswald and Luis!"
Drew:" Yeah, well what eats while standing........."
*looks behind him at Oswald and Luis then turns back to neighbour* "Well what has the brain size of......."
*looks back again at Oswald and Luis* "What smells like AH forget it!" (

)

Drew's neighbour wants to buy his house to put his horse in it
Drew:"What? I'm not sellin my house so u can put ur horse in it, it's not a barnyard!"
neighbour:"could be if we clean it up a lil!"

Amy:" We can't afford that!"
Drew:"We can put all our money together to buy a gun to rob a bank!"

From a play about some poor people!<Not a Drew Carry episode>
Fouad:"Wtf are you carrying man?"
Hanafy:"Was walkin around.....found a big gathering of people in front of a gouvermental office, I asked if they were giving out stuff but people said no......after going inside I found they've been handing out Chickens and good Meat........

I came out with 7 kilos of cucumber!"

Same Play of the poor people:

Hanafy:"Fawzeya! Take me back!"
Fawzeya:"Alright! But rent me a stretch taxi to take me home!.....26 seater!"
Hanafy:"..........
I rented a chariot with a donky and another one driving him, it has 2 seats and THAT'S what you're taking!" *leaves the appartment*
Fouad:"Fawzeya,my daughter....take care of Hanafy....give him his prestige in front of other people like your mother did with me!
..........TRUE she took it back once we got home but...."
*Hanafy's voice interupting from downstairs*:"FAWZEYAAAAAAAAA!!!! C'MON!
THE DONKEY'S COUNTING"

**Phoenix Flame** · 03-03-2007, 04:39 AM

I can't believe no one posted this yet:

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpressCrystal

Whoa you look like a porn star. But still pretty. I'm just glad to see you online.

XD

John Smith · 03-17-2007, 10:26 AM

XD

reason...

XD

Tifa-chan · 03-17-2007, 11:51 AM

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

Yuffie: What I don't get it!
Cid: This is man talk!
Yuffie: SEXIST! SEXIST! <--- It's funny because I can sound like Yuffie when she dose it!

Loz: *when they are the cliff and Yazoo and Loz go after Cloud* VROOOM!

Fawkes Lament · 03-17-2007, 03:54 PM

Uhh... It went something like this...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fawkes_Lament

Me: Hi
Nathan: HHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHaaah...

I can do that to people
(I didn't take that from this site...)

02-15-2007, 04:01 PM	#1
Slider Master Summoner Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,866	Your Funniest Quote To celebrate my return let's all post the funniest quotes you ever know and have a good laugh i'll start the honour with these (and pray that you like'm before i get banned !): -I guess you're not the guy I'm looking for! ................... And I meant that in angry way not....gay -....ok -So BITE ME, SCREW YOU, and KISS MY @$$! A man is tied to a lie detector with his employee test asking question: - Do you like me? - Absolutely! My favourite employee BUZZZZZZZZZ What?...it's not like I'm not going to give you a raise! BUZZZZZZZZZ This isn't true, your future can't be that bad in this company! BUZZZZZZZZZ Well everyone gets a break and so will you! BUZZZZZZZZZ OH, will you please take this thing off me! I'd rather wear a dress and stroll down a harbor full of leering sailor men... ........... See! its broken, now take it off! I don't deserve this kind of treatment! BUZZZZZZZZZ Last edited by Slider; 02-15-2007 at 07:01 PM.

02-15-2007, 09:17 PM	#2
Slider Master Summoner Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,866	Re: Your Funniest Quote FINE!!!! It's NOT to celebrate my return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;shr

02-15-2007, 11:17 PM	#3
Seyluv Isu's Empress/Wife Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ??? Posts: 5,441	Re: Your Funniest Quote Sorry I can't think of any right now. When I do then I post it. __________________

02-16-2007, 04:46 AM	#4
jedi geoff And then there was one... Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On the plains of FF6. So i can hear that cool overworld music Age: 30 Posts: 337	Re: Your Funniest Quote well in my signature theres a good one by selphie.... all i got for now __________________ Selphie : "Up yours, we're here to screw up your plan"

02-17-2007, 05:17 AM	#5
Phoenix Flame Go Umbarbar do my bidding Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: By myself. It's lonely ;-; Posts: 3,044	Re: Your Funniest Quote You came back? Oh well... XD "'Paper Jam'...? Why does it say 'Paper Jam' when there is no paper jam...I swear - one day I'm going to kick this piece of ;cen right out the window." - Office Space, Guy who's name no one can pronounce. XD

02-18-2007, 12:26 AM	#6
jedi geoff And then there was one... Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On the plains of FF6. So i can hear that cool overworld music Age: 30 Posts: 337	Re: Your Funniest Quote "well didnt think that on through" i say that alot and also "well that work the way i expected" __________________ Selphie : "Up yours, we're here to screw up your plan"

02-18-2007, 05:06 AM	#7
ThroneofDravaris Chocobo Jockey Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 274	Re: Your Funniest Quote Probably something from here Last edited by ThroneofDravaris; 02-18-2007 at 05:11 AM.

02-20-2007, 11:14 PM	#8
Slider Master Summoner Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,866	Re: Your Funniest Quote Here's some stuff from the Drew Carry show: Drew's boss:"Have a good flight.......into a mountain" Drew :"Man! Imagine a man getting an arrow pull out of his ;cen ! Can't imagine a worst feeling than this!" Opens door to find Mimi "Oh here it is!" Mimi:"Just keep your hands to yourself!" Drew looks at his hands"Don't worry i would never do that to you!" Mimi:"Sir, here's your meeting schedule, the report you asked for, and i took the liberty to reserve a massage session for you" Drew expecting a prank"A massage session? You expect me to believe that I'm gonna lie around naked and nothing is gonna happen to me?" Mimi:"When did it that ever change?" "To show you her appreciation, Sally promises from now on to give you more believable excuses to not go out with you" Drew looks behind him and sees Sally:"She's alive!!!" It was an nice episode! Last edited by Slider; 02-20-2007 at 11:16 PM.

02-21-2007, 11:49 AM	#10
blackstar Headbanger For Life Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: TN Age: 33 Posts: 1,578	Re: Your Funniest Quote (at an arcade with Kite) Me-Yeah I got the high score Kite-At least until the power goes out

03-02-2007, 09:33 PM	#11
Slider Master Summoner Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,866	Re: Your Funniest Quote Some more Drew Carry Show! Drew's basement is drowning in water Drew: "Oh damn! My baseball glove, my family photo album, my grandma's only pic...... Luis:"Hey Drew your dad's old playboys!" Drops everything back in the water"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Woman on date turning Drew down"Well, Drew.....you're a real.." Drew:"Dont say im a nice guy" Woman:"..Pain in the @$$" Drew, Oswald and Luis see Drew's neighbour entering his backyard with a horse Neighbour:"Hey Drew!" Drew:"Hey neighbour! I have a question for you! what has four legs, attracts flies and is standing in my backyard!" Neighbour:"............Oswald and Luis!" Drew:" Yeah, well what eats while standing........." looks behind him at Oswald and Luis then turns back to neighbour "Well what has the brain size of......." looks back again at Oswald and Luis "What smells like AH forget it!" () Drew's neighbour wants to buy his house to put his horse in it Drew:"What? I'm not sellin my house so u can put ur horse in it, it's not a barnyard!" neighbour:"could be if we clean it up a lil!" Amy:" We can't afford that!" Drew:"We can put all our money together to buy a gun to rob a bank!" From a play about some poor people!<Not a Drew Carry episode> Fouad:"Wtf are you carrying man?" Hanafy:"Was walkin around.....found a big gathering of people in front of a gouvermental office, I asked if they were giving out stuff but people said no......after going inside I found they've been handing out Chickens and good Meat........ I came out with 7 kilos of cucumber!" Same Play of the poor people: Hanafy:"Fawzeya! Take me back!" Fawzeya:"Alright! But rent me a stretch taxi to take me home!.....26 seater!" Hanafy:".......... I rented a chariot with a donky and another one driving him, it has 2 seats and THAT'S what you're taking!" leaves the appartment Fouad:"Fawzeya,my daughter....take care of Hanafy....give him his prestige in front of other people like your mother did with me! ..........TRUE she took it back once we got home but...." Hanafy's voice interupting from downstairs:"FAWZEYAAAAAAAAA!!!! C'MON! THE DONKEY'S COUNTING"

03-17-2007, 10:26 AM	#13
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03-17-2007, 11:51 AM	#14
Tifa-chan Gunblade Expert Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Edge Age: 34 Posts: 899	Re: Your Funniest Quote Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. Yuffie: What I don't get it! Cid: This is man talk! Yuffie: SEXIST! SEXIST! <--- It's funny because I can sound like Yuffie when she dose it! Loz: when they are the cliff and Yazoo and Loz go after Cloud VROOOM! __________________ My newest sig, please view with much love.

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