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Old 07-02-2008, 11:44 PM   #1
 
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My day.

This is just a post to tell how my day went. React how you will.

The day started at 6 AM with an army of stealth ninjas surrounding my room.
I nonchalantly stepped out of bed and fought them with one hand while creating breakfast/brushing my teeth with the other hand.
After I defeated the pathetic ninjas, I had a three sum with the Olsen twins and then they went off to sling cocaine. Afterwards, I made a few socially insightful posts on ffnet and then wrote an award winning novel about how homosexuals are the anti-thesis to humanity.

Then the real day began.

An anonymous evil doer revived all 301 soldiers from 300 along with Tupac and Biggie. I rolled up in my rolls royce phantom, and grabbed my glock (the same one that shot 50 cent) and started to bust caps. The only problem was, they were actual caps and not guns. The caps gave them all super powers making them nearly immortal and I had no real weapon.
So, using my insane wit, I told them all to close their eyes for 2 hours and ignore anything they hear. I then proceeded to kill each one of them with their own weapons.

I rode my kangaroo back home, had sex with J-Lo and now I'm here.

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Old 07-03-2008, 12:07 AM   #2
 
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You must be related to the ZOHAN.
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Old 07-03-2008, 07:27 AM   #3
 
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Re: My day.

so..

you slept through the whole day is what you're sayin.... -.-"
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Old 07-03-2008, 04:25 PM   #4
 
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Fail.

You came here, twice in the same day.

You have no life.

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Old 07-05-2008, 08:57 PM   #5
 
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At least he wasn't on all 24 hours of the day. That would be no life.
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Old 07-06-2008, 06:13 AM   #6
 
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Fail.

You came here, twice in the same day.

You have no life.

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haaaaiiii :-/

i come'ere more than twice a day sometimes

i haz life

n this's a part of it
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Old 07-06-2008, 02:07 PM   #7
 
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Re: My day.

Yeah, that's how I put it.

My life is... Checking MySpace, helping out at my dad's shop, then checking here. All at the same time.

What's wrong with that?
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Old 07-06-2008, 02:09 PM   #8
 
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Hahh.

And the funny thing is, he probably has more of a life than all of us put together.
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Old 07-06-2008, 02:10 PM   #9
 
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Waait... Are you talking about Leon?
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Old 07-06-2008, 02:12 PM   #10
 
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Nahhhhh.
I'm talking about Griever.
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Old 07-06-2008, 02:12 PM   #11
 
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Hmmm... Are you sure about that, then?
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Hmmm... Are you sure about that, then?
Positive.
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Old 07-06-2008, 02:14 PM   #13
 
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Glad you put such an emphasis on it, then.

I noticed it, at least. maybe everyone else will, too.
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Even me. And my life is like, fun. D:
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Old 07-07-2008, 07:43 PM   #15
 
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Wow. That's sad
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