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Griever
07-02-2008, 11:44 PM
This is just a post to tell how my day went. React how you will.

The day started at 6 AM with an army of stealth ninjas surrounding my room.
I nonchalantly stepped out of bed and fought them with one hand while creating breakfast/brushing my teeth with the other hand.
After I defeated the pathetic ninjas, I had a three sum with the Olsen twins and then they went off to sling cocaine. Afterwards, I made a few socially insightful posts on ffnet and then wrote an award winning novel about how homosexuals are the anti-thesis to humanity.

Then the real day began.

An anonymous evil doer revived all 301 soldiers from 300 along with Tupac and Biggie. I rolled up in my rolls royce phantom, and grabbed my glock (the same one that shot 50 cent) and started to bust caps. The only problem was, they were actual caps and not guns. The caps gave them all super powers making them nearly immortal and I had no real weapon.
So, using my insane wit, I told them all to close their eyes for 2 hours and ignore anything they hear. I then proceeded to kill each one of them with their own weapons.

I rode my kangaroo back home, had sex with J-Lo and now I'm here.

/end

Kat
07-03-2008, 12:07 AM
You must be related to the ZOHAN.
xD

Leon
07-03-2008, 07:27 AM
so..

you slept through the whole day is what you're sayin.... -.-"

Hydra
07-03-2008, 04:25 PM
Fail.

You came here, twice in the same day.

You have no life.

._.

Fawkes Lament
07-05-2008, 08:57 PM
At least he wasn't on all 24 hours of the day. That would be no life.

Leon
07-06-2008, 06:13 AM
Fail.

You came here, twice in the same day.

You have no life.

._.


haaaaiiii :-/

i come'ere more than twice a day sometimes

i haz life

n this's a part of it ;)

Fawkes Lament
07-06-2008, 02:07 PM
Yeah, that's how I put it.

My life is... Checking MySpace, helping out at my dad's shop, then checking here. All at the same time.

What's wrong with that?

Kat
07-06-2008, 02:09 PM
Hahh.

And the funny thing is, he probably has more of a life than all of us put together.
XDD

omg.
xD

Fawkes Lament
07-06-2008, 02:10 PM
Waait... Are you talking about Leon?

Kat
07-06-2008, 02:12 PM
Nahhhhh.
I'm talking about Griever.
=D

Fawkes Lament
07-06-2008, 02:12 PM
Hmmm... Are you sure about that, then?

Kat
07-06-2008, 02:13 PM
Hmmm... Are you sure about that, then?
Positive.

Fawkes Lament
07-06-2008, 02:14 PM
Glad you put such an emphasis on it, then.

I noticed it, at least. maybe everyone else will, too.

Hydra
07-07-2008, 06:53 PM
Even me. And my life is like, fun. D:

Fawkes Lament
07-07-2008, 07:43 PM
Wow. That's sad

Kat
07-08-2008, 01:21 AM
Even me. And my life is like, fun. D:
Fun?
Your life is awesome, the way it sounds.
....
Besides the crappy school, and stuffs.
xD

Doctor
07-08-2008, 02:59 AM
Life. Is. Ridiculous.

Hydra
07-08-2008, 02:44 PM
Depends on how you make it. :3

Fawkes Lament
07-08-2008, 05:48 PM
You know, there's really only one way to make life.

Soo... There's not exactly a 'depending on how' part of it.

Kat
07-08-2008, 09:36 PM
Life. Is. Ridiculous.
Life is only ridiculous if you live it ridiculously.
=/

Hydra
07-09-2008, 12:00 AM
Depends on how you make it. :3

=D

I could just mope around all day, and think, like I want to.

Or I can go out and do things, which I don't particularly want to do, but it makes me feel better.

Either way, I get what I want accomplished. It's all about how you live it. And though that's as simple as it get, it branches into millions of alternatives, hence how everyone's lives are different.

Live it your own way, since it's your own, and not anyone elses.

Though, I'd like to live mine like Griever.

Ninjas. D:

Griever
07-09-2008, 01:11 AM
My crotch smells like onions.

Ewwwwww.

-scratches ass

Fawkes Lament
07-09-2008, 08:06 PM
What in all hell???

WHERE DID THAT COME FROM???

Too much info, by the way.

Hydra
07-09-2008, 08:14 PM
My crotch smells like onions.

Ewwwwww.

-scratches ass

Don't smell your ass.

It smells like peppers.

D:

....

Bubbles The Monkey told me that.

D:!

Fawkes Lament
07-09-2008, 08:54 PM
Y'know, Hydra, a better face could be... D:|

Like it?

Kat
07-09-2008, 09:02 PM
Don't smell your ass.

It smells like peppers.

D:

....

Bubbles The Monkey told me that.

D:!
I was really scared there for a minuet.
XDD

Fawkes Lament
07-09-2008, 09:14 PM
I'm pretty sure we all were.

But Bubbles is trust-worthy.

Hydra
07-10-2008, 12:57 PM
Y'know, Hydra, a better face could be... D:|

Like it?

I don't dig the unibrow, guy.

D:

Kat
07-10-2008, 06:04 PM
LOL.
eww.
Unibrowww.

D:

Fawkes Lament
07-12-2008, 01:08 PM
Wasn't it a monkey-face though? A unibrow would go good.

Hydra
07-12-2008, 04:03 PM
D:l

Or D:

I like D:

D:

Kat
07-12-2008, 04:26 PM
I like D:

xD

Fawkes Lament
07-13-2008, 09:34 PM
Wow...

:D?

Hydra
07-13-2008, 10:59 PM
:D

It's the Sensitive Hulk.

Light green, with a big smile.

:D

Kat
07-13-2008, 11:42 PM
XD

I hate those emoticons.
D:

I like to be original.

=D

:]

=)

=/

>_<

o__o

o.o"


-_-"

;D

Hydra
07-14-2008, 12:21 AM
Yesss, text faces are bettter.

:3

Kat
07-14-2008, 03:48 PM
Indeed.
^.^

Fawkes Lament
07-17-2008, 01:19 AM
=.=

Text are much better.

Doctor
07-17-2008, 02:56 AM
I hate emoticons.

But I use them out of habit, because of people like you and just about every freakin' person who uses the internet, who influence me and therefore cause me to use emoticons.

BLARGH JAHJHJKAJKAF @_____________@

Kat
07-17-2008, 01:39 PM
Without emoticons, when you're talking to someone, it's like talking to a wall.
=/
Replies are boring, and it irritates me.
xD

Griever
07-17-2008, 01:55 PM
Emoticons make me happy in pants. :o

Fawkes Lament
07-17-2008, 05:19 PM
Ummm... Dude.

Is that just an incomplete sentence or what?

Griever
07-17-2008, 06:30 PM
Ummm... Dude.

Is that just an incomplete sentence or what?

Ummm... Dude.

Do I care?

No?

Thanks for playing.

Hydra
07-17-2008, 09:17 PM
You just lost the game?

Oshi-

Fawkes Lament
07-19-2008, 01:55 PM
... *Makes the scream you always here when people are emotionally distressed or falling off buildings in movies*

NOOO

Griever
07-20-2008, 12:47 AM
... *Makes the scream you always here when people are emotionally distressed or falling off buildings in movies*

NOOO

Fail.

Kat
07-20-2008, 05:16 PM
Quit making fun of Fawksiee.
Goshhhh.

He's just a little boy, he doesn't know any better.

xD