The Battle Room

[clief101_]

Okay, so heres the rules. we just post out a HUGE battle scene against eachother. all members are welcome, you can use attacks, bombs, magic anything at all. you can die and all that, its jus one continuous battle against eachother. its all friendly btw!! ill start off

*drops a bomb in the middle of the room*

'heheheheh'

[rissole25]

*runs outside and summons a meteor on top of the room*

[clief101_]

oh thats jus uncool :(

*dodges the meteors as they hit the ground, but gets hit by the shockwave and flies through the wall*

[rissole25]

*MUAHAHAHAHA. laughs manically at clief and walks away*

[clief101_]

*gets back up, brushes the dirt off his pants and casts lightning at rissole*

[rissole25]

*falls to the ground, kicking and juttering*

[clief101_]

"BAHAHAHAHA!! thats what u get for laughing at me"

*withdraws steel sword and uses blade beam at rissole*

"now to finish u off!!"

[rissole25]

*gets up, dodges blade beam, casts Triple on himself*

"haha not yet"

[Leon]

*throws in a flea gernade n watchez as erryboy's scratchin like crazy* :D

gotta have a big entrance
..coz im that cool :cool:

[rissole25]

"You idiot"

*scratches self and casts Haste, Reflect and Nul All on himself*

"You'll never defeat me"

[Leon]

an idiot then? fine i'll fix it >:-)

*casts dispel on rissole, float on himself then summons leviathan n watches as errybody in the room is litterally blown away an spinin as if in a washin machine by the now water flooded room*

that oughta wash away teh fleas n j00r mouth :p :p :p

[rissole25]

"grr"

*looks for clief but can't find him. Casts Petrify on Leon*

[clief101_]

*swims through the hole in the wall*

"woh!! wat the hell just happened!? that was crazy!!"

*jumps out water and casts lighting in the water and watches as people get electrocuted*

[rissole25]

"BZZZT"

*falls to the ground but soon gets up*

"Ah, there you are"

*Summons a chain whip. Swings wildly at clief until he is knocked over*

[clief101_]

"OW!! thats kinda hurts"

*pulls out a bazooka from no where and shoots a rocket at rissole*

XD

[rissole25]

*rissole grabs onto the rocket*

"I'll be back"

*rissole and the rocket disappear into the horizon*

[clief101_]

"hmm....what to do now? i think i'll do some washing and hang it on leon. better make use of a statue"

*leaves room and comes back with a basket full of washin*

[Leon]

*pet iguana crawls in, throws remedy onto leon*

i'm aliiiiIIIiIiiive 0.0


<.<```


>.>?


*sees clief*



.... 0.0```



die ^_^

*summons bahamut onto him*


*looks onto arm as clief runs around having caught on fire*

what's wit teh female panties hangin thar? o.o

[clief101_]

"umm, they're my girlfriends.....?....phew, got away with that one"

*finds a puddle and sits in it then casts blizzard at leon*

"u dont like being stone huh? how about being frozen?"

[rissole25]

*rocket comes whizzing back to the battle room and hits the Bahumut*

*BOOM!!!*

"Missed me?"

[Leon]

whoa 0.0!

nice comeback, now begone again :)

*casts tornado on clief and rissole*

[rissole25]

*is thrown into the air and then into a wall*

"Oww"

*falls into unconsciousness*

[Spiff]

*enters room with the Necronomicon*

"Let's get this party started"

*summons a demon from "the Evil Dead"

http://kaseydriscoll.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/ed-evil-dead-zombie.jpg

[rissole25]

*regains consicoussness and see's clief next to him unconscious*

"..."

*stares at the demon with wide eyes*

"Di..D...D.Dia"

[Leon]

whoa, that was a powerful sleep spell somebody had cast, it's been 3 weeks! 0.0

DANG! them r some ugly teeth o.O

*casts stop on teh demon*

think i'm keepin it in my place,
MINE! 0.0
i'll call'im fluffy n pet'im n feed'im n wash'im n...

*looks back*

uh-oh, I'm open >.<```

[rissole25]

*Casts Quake*

"Arrrgh........I shoulldddddn'ttttttt offf castttt thaaat...."

*Is thrown into the air*

"Looks like we're blasting off again"

...............................................

"Wobba"

[Leon]

*regains balance*

*casts pain on rissole* (silence+poison+blind)


irritating, aint i :D

..

curses, I should've used silence instead >.<```

[rissole25]

"..."

*Finds a Remedy infront of him*

"..."

*Uses Remedy*

".......f..finally I can do stuff again"

*stares a Leon*

"....TOAD"

[clief101_]

*wakes up*

"how long was i out for?"

stands up, then falls back down

"it appears ive lost sum leg mass"

*crawls towards rissole and grabs his foot*

"BBBBOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[rissole25]

"ARR"

*stumbles to the ground and turns around to see clief getting up*

"you knocked me over..."

*gets up, summons a battle staff and knocks clief on the head with it*

[clief101_]

*after being hit with the staff and his head bounceing on the ground, he struggles to get back up, then fall over, again hitting his head on the ground*

"Woh, that is a serious headache!!"

*casts confuse on rissole*

"not so fun now is it!?"

[rissole25]

*walks around feeling sick, not knowing where he is.*

"Ah, I have no control over my actions...."

*looks at the floor*

"HOLY"

[clief101_]

"LMFAO!!!! thats the like, the second worst thing u could do, cast holy on urself!! the worst would be to do this"

*looks down*

"ULTIMA!!.....WAIT, NNNOOOOOOOOOO!"

[rissole25]

*waits till the dust clears before he does anything*

"Hmph...everyone is unconscious and theres nothing to do...."

[clief101_]

"wow that was dumb..."

*looks up and sees rissole lookin around*

"heh heh heh, PROD!!"

*pokes rissole in the back of the head. Rissole jumps and turns around*

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU SHOULDA SEEN UR FACE!!! PRICELESS!!"

[rissole25]

"Hehe, you should see your face after this"

*grabs a frypan and smacks clief in the face*

[clief101_]

"oh crud, now i look like lil nicky...."

*kicks rissole in the shin*

(that always hurts soooo much)

[rissole25]

"gahhhhh"

*picks clief up*

"cmon, lets play fistycuffs"

[clief101_]

"haha,ok then"

*pulls out some handcuffs and cuffs rissole*

MWAHAHAHAH *cough* *cough*

"i always cough wen doing my evil laugh"

[rissole25]

"Oh you'll see"

*pulls out a toy car and puts it on the ground*

"Ahem"

*puts on his Shanaynay voice*

"TRANSFORM"

*the car does nothing*

"..."

*stares at the car then at clief and smiles* :)

[clief101_]

LMFAO!!! i laughed lots when i read that......HAHAHAHA

wait, thats wat it was supposed to do wasnt it? to buy urslef a little time....im onto u!!!

[rissole25]

*Rocket Launcher locks on to clief*

"Cya"

*fires the Rocket Launcher*

[clief101_]

"i wonder if its heat seaking??"

*starts a fire and runs away*

"wow, thats a slow rocket.....oh sh*t its still coming for me!!!! AAAHHHHH"

[Leon]

*shows up from behind*

*pokes rissole*


PWNAGE! ^_^ |/

[rissole25]

*Looks into leons eyes*

"Look into my eyes. Your going to feel a strange feeling soon. When I count to 3 your going to be in my command" 1...2...3"

*Leon looks at you stupidly*

*looks embarrased*

[clief101_]

*wonders if leon was commanded to look stupid by telepathy*

"hmm.....my head hurts..."

[rissole25]

*grabs some throwing knives and throws them at clief*

[Leon]

EH! that was better than drugs..
do it again \(@.@)/

er.. or not ^.^

*summons an army of chocobos to cause rampage in the room*

[rissole25]

"Arghhhh"

*chocobos start running on rissole*

[clief101_]

*has his clothes stabbed to the wall, hanging him up*

"hmm, wheres the sun? i need to dry off"

*then casts beserk on rissole*