granted but then you get arrested trying to act like one

I wish everybody was nice

Granted, but everyone is to nice, and you get sick of the niceness and it makes you crazy, so you whind up in a nut house!

I wish I made $20,000 a day.. :P

granted but one of your friends gets jelouse and kills you and steals all your money.

I wish I could see into the future

granted but then Sephiroth kills you

i wish that every time i got hurt i would automaticlly heal

Granted, but when you are healed...you become deformed where you were wonded. Hey you don't hurt anymore but you are one ugly person.. :p

I wish this site was huge!

granted but the people who come here all become realy annoying

I wish I could control time

Granted, but then you end up accidentally killing your mother before you were born, causing a nasty paradox (you can't go back and kill your mom if you were never born in the first place!) and the entire universe blinks out of existence.

I wish I could be a Dark Knight...

granted but as soon as u became 1 u died

i wish i made my own final fantasy bette that ff7 and nothing bad can ever happen to me

Granted, but instead of your FF being better, everyone's copies of 7 just become much much worse!

Plot of New7: Cloud suffers a heart attack in the opening movie and dies from it. The words "The End" scroll up the screen.

I wish I had control of the four Fiends (Lich, Kary, Kraken, and Tiamat)!

Granted but they are all killed and you leave the planet only to be struck by a meteor.


I wish I was a character in all of the ff games like Cid.

Granted but Cid kills you in every Final Fantasy because he thinks your gonna take his Final Fantasy spotlight.

I wish I was a RPG Video Game.

Granted but you'll forever be stuck at the bottom of the stack never to be sold to anyone.

I wish the truck drivers dream would come true.

Granted but Holy comes and kills you!

i wish i was tall...(i'm 13 and only 4'11")

Granted but the only job you can get now is a jockey

I wish for bliss :p

Granted, but the bliss changes to bliss-ter and you get many of them on your feet and now you can't walk!
i wish that my next wish can't be twisted