Five words to continue the story.
 

This is a game I started on Randomgames ages ago that became very populour, not to mention funny with some of the answers.

Its a simple game, you just have to add five words in your post to continue the story from the posts above, trying to make the story as a whole a bit funny and interesting.

For example

Post 1
The bright purple fish was...

Post 2
putting on his pants when...

Post 3
a great big piece of cheese...

Post 4
landed right on top of...

etc.

So to start off, and because I like the idea of the purple fish .....

The purple fish decided that....

He would go to the.....

supermarket with his uncle and...

try to find a yellow.....

dildo to shove up his....

hated enemy's left nostril, but....

he couldnt find him, so...

he decided to kill Lokus

except he hates violence so.....

they decided to eat pie...

, watch SpongeBob SquarePants and...

shave the cat so when....

mother came home, she wouldn't

beat them silly with a...

thin wooden stick because it...