[Doctor]

Hm...well, I wouldn't want to eat a chocobo with 'roids in it's system. I wouldn't want to eat a chocobo PERIOD--they're useful, and adorable.

This also makes me wonder about some of the other common creatures in Final Fantasy..like Malboros. Are they some kind of cross between an octopus and a land creature, or something else with tentacles? (And I know it's been said a million times, but it's kind of funny that Malboro is so close to Marlboro, the cigarette brand. WHAT WAS SQUARE THINKING?)