[Phoenix Flame]

ROFLOL XDDD;


You guys... this is A LOT better than reading my 'New Employee Handbook' XD;



BTW: I has a funny/embarrasing story about the physical.

I had one of those gowns on that they give patients during my physical....


Everything was fine, the Nurse Practitioner came in, listened to my breathing, heartbeat - all that jazz...then she asked me to stand up.

'Move your neck side-to-side'
*does*
'Good, now forwards and backwards'
*does*
'Good, now rotate your hips in a circle like this'
*does*
..........
*does*
..........
*does*
'Ok, now bend over and touch your toes'

*does, and as I did it my now untied gown falls gracefully off of my body and onto the floor*

Me: 'OMGwhoops!'
NP: 'Yeah, be careful there.' XD;

*thinks: yeah, you're welcome for the free show, the next one will cost ya dinner* XD;