Re: FFNet Bar
Humor Section
And becausee this Bar needs some live entertainment I'm going to randomly post even more random jokes/riddles in here.
Please note that I am getting these jokes from Laffy Taffy wrappers which is what I had for lunch today!!! I forgot my wallet so I begged for money and laffy taffy is the cheapest to buy.
The answers are black so you need to highlight them to see them.
Tacky Taffy Joke #1.
Where do you go to see prehistoric cows?
Answer: The Mooseum.
Tacky Taffy Joke #2.
What has 10 letters and starts with gas?
Answer: An Automobile.
Riddle #1. (Note that these are from "The Hobbit" which is the best book within several million square miles of where you are.)
What has roots that nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?
Answer: Mountains.
Riddle #2.
Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Answer: Teeth
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Last edited by Tiny Bronco; 12-07-2006 at 06:55 PM.
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