Which fruit are j00?

[Luis]

A top secret conversation between high ranked (aka 1337) people was being held via Internet... it was held between an unknown point from Belgium and another one from Spain.. We'll keep the names secret for the sake of these people.

FFNet research system could get part of the conversation:

In the land of the living... says:
dang
In the land of the living... says:
u r an artist
In the land of the living... says:
XD
The Demo Saou ~ isn't feeling all too well O: haha says:
ARTIST, MORE LIKE,
The Demo Saou ~ isn't feeling all too well O: haha says:
I AM AN APPLE, 'CAUSE I ROCK

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The Demo Saou ~ isn't feeling all too well O: haha dice:
you can be pineapple ^_^
In the land of the living... says:
XD
In the land of the living... says:
it's an apple after all
In the land of the living... says:
just with a pine before

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The Demo Saou ~ isn't feeling all too well O: haha says:
what kinda fruit would Hydra be
In the land of the living... says:
err...
The Demo Saou ~ isn't feeling all too well O: haha says:
PROBABLY SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE A GRENADE APPLE
In the land of the living... says:
=0
In the land of the living... says:
grenade apple!

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In the land of the living... says:
it's official already
The Demo Saou ~ isn't feeling all too well O: haha says:
This calls for spam thread, LOLOL

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Originally Posted by ...

This calls for spam thread, LOLOL

Wish granted XD

Both parties know the existence of the thread.


Now... reason:

Which fruit are j00??