Evil Genie! - Page 8

Rorschach · 09-29-2005, 08:05 PM

Wasn't that one done before?

Granted, but every nation in the world notices your birilliance, so they fight for you and destroy the rest of the world with nuclear missles.

I wish I could have a truly invincible firewall.

Spiff · 09-29-2005, 08:08 PM

Granted, but you forgot to use a surge protector in a lightning storm.

I wish that the internet was an actual place you could go.

Zeromus_X · 09-29-2005, 08:09 PM

granted, but its so advanced it gains artificial intelligence and plots against you.

(ps: im not offended by the cat joke

...but...i really would cry

i wish that my cat dude would get fatter(because i love fat cats

kinda strange, huh?)

Spiff · 09-29-2005, 08:51 PM

Granted, but you'd better get insurance because it's going to get health problems.

I wish I had a cat.

Rorschach · 09-29-2005, 10:51 PM

Granted, but your huse is surrounded by dog owners.

I wish I was John Cleese

Zeromus_X · 09-30-2005, 01:15 AM

granted, but the genie doesnt know who John Cleese is, and turns you into the fat guy from austin powers...you know who im talking about

...you do, dont you

i wish i knew how to download anime from the internet...

(ps: who is john cleese?)

Spiff · 09-30-2005, 01:37 AM

John Cleese = famous member of Monty Python

Anyways, Granted but only voltron.

I wish I could write a TV show.

Xartex · 09-30-2005, 05:55 AM

Granted, but it's so bad that your the tv channel goes bankrupt because no one want to watch so bad shows

I wish i had a Dodge Viper

Spiff · 09-30-2005, 12:11 PM

Granted, but it's had buckets of cod-liver oil dumped in it.

I wish I had hundreds of acres in the wild.

Rorschach · 09-30-2005, 08:45 PM

Granted, but its in unuseable swamp land (that is the wild :P)

I wish that FF11 didn't require a monthly fee

Luis · 10-02-2005, 07:38 PM

Granted. Then it will require a weekly fee

I wish I could fly

ShadowHeart · 10-03-2005, 05:06 AM

Granted, but you get taken by the wind and drift off into outer space where marsian passer-byers kidnap you and do horrid experiments on you.

I wish FFXII was released today

Xartex · 10-03-2005, 05:33 AM

Granted, but it's not completed yet so no one can play it

I wish I could be a star

Zeromus_X · 10-03-2005, 01:49 PM

granted, but you become involved in a terrorist organization, and eventually get arrested for possession of illegal weapons of mass destruction and end up having an embarrassing mug shot.

i wish that i could like real time rpgs better...

Totorosama · 10-03-2005, 07:04 PM

granted, but they all disappear. I wish for luck.

09-29-2005, 08:05 PM	#106
Rorschach Moogle Farmer Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 164	Re: Evil Genie! Wasn't that one done before? Granted, but every nation in the world notices your birilliance, so they fight for you and destroy the rest of the world with nuclear missles. I wish I could have a truly invincible firewall.

09-29-2005, 08:08 PM	#107
Spiff Kung-Fu Fighter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Detroit Age: 40 Posts: 1,026	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but you forgot to use a surge protector in a lightning storm. I wish that the internet was an actual place you could go. __________________ "You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. " Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

09-29-2005, 08:09 PM	#108
Zeromus_X Master Summoner Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Core of the Moon (Phoenix, AZ) Age: 96 Posts: 2,931	Re: Evil Genie! granted, but its so advanced it gains artificial intelligence and plots against you. (ps: im not offended by the cat joke ...but...i really would cry i wish that my cat dude would get fatter(because i love fat cats kinda strange, huh?)

09-29-2005, 08:51 PM	#109
Spiff Kung-Fu Fighter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Detroit Age: 40 Posts: 1,026	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but you'd better get insurance because it's going to get health problems. I wish I had a cat. __________________ "You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. " Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

09-29-2005, 10:51 PM	#110
Rorschach Moogle Farmer Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 164	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but your huse is surrounded by dog owners. I wish I was John Cleese

09-30-2005, 01:15 AM	#111
Zeromus_X Master Summoner Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Core of the Moon (Phoenix, AZ) Age: 96 Posts: 2,931	Re: Evil Genie! granted, but the genie doesnt know who John Cleese is, and turns you into the fat guy from austin powers...you know who im talking about ...you do, dont you i wish i knew how to download anime from the internet... (ps: who is john cleese?)

09-30-2005, 01:37 AM	#112
Spiff Kung-Fu Fighter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Detroit Age: 40 Posts: 1,026	Re: Evil Genie! John Cleese = famous member of Monty Python Anyways, Granted but only voltron. I wish I could write a TV show. __________________ "You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. " Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

09-30-2005, 05:55 AM	#113
Xartex Gunblade Expert Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sweden Age: 37 Posts: 774	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but it's so bad that your the tv channel goes bankrupt because no one want to watch so bad shows I wish i had a Dodge Viper

09-30-2005, 12:11 PM	#114
Spiff Kung-Fu Fighter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Detroit Age: 40 Posts: 1,026	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but it's had buckets of cod-liver oil dumped in it. I wish I had hundreds of acres in the wild. __________________ "You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. " Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

09-30-2005, 08:45 PM	#115
Rorschach Moogle Farmer Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 164	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but its in unuseable swamp land (that is the wild :P) I wish that FF11 didn't require a monthly fee __________________ Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. There is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. Remember... remember the fifth of November

10-02-2005, 07:38 PM	#116
Luis ·· Fresón rebelde ·· Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,539	Re: Evil Genie! Granted. Then it will require a weekly fee I wish I could fly

10-03-2005, 05:06 AM	#117
ShadowHeart Master Summoner Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sweden Age: 41 Posts: 1,730	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but you get taken by the wind and drift off into outer space where marsian passer-byers kidnap you and do horrid experiments on you. I wish FFXII was released today __________________ And then there was silence Just a voice from the other world Like a leaf in any icy world Memories will fade

10-03-2005, 05:33 AM	#118
Xartex Gunblade Expert Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sweden Age: 37 Posts: 774	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but it's not completed yet so no one can play it I wish I could be a star

10-03-2005, 01:49 PM	#119
Zeromus_X Master Summoner Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Core of the Moon (Phoenix, AZ) Age: 96 Posts: 2,931	Re: Evil Genie! granted, but you become involved in a terrorist organization, and eventually get arrested for possession of illegal weapons of mass destruction and end up having an embarrassing mug shot. i wish that i could like real time rpgs better...

10-03-2005, 07:04 PM	#120
Totorosama Highwind Pilot Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: California Age: 33 Posts: 509	Re: Evil Genie! granted, but they all disappear. I wish for luck. __________________ golf-flog a toyota-a toyota live no evil-live on evil

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