Evil Genie!

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but they all look like Conan 'O Brian.

I wish i had a Darth Vader costume.

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!!

but you turned into him and then you died.

I wish I was a jedi.

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but you accidentally fall on your lightsaber, and die...........

great, now we're both dead ...............ah well, "keep on moving"

I wish that over-sentimental movies, like 'Ghost', are banned from existence.

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!!!

uh, how do I make a wish if I don't exist?

[Avathar]

Oh, common, don't you believe there's something after this life?

---what would the dead wish? hope that the living don't dump their bodies somewhere disgraceful ------

[Squall Leonhart]

Ok I wish I was alive.

[Avathar]

ok, wish granted, but your body's only half alive.

I wish all electric lights shine green!!

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!!!!

But the lights were so bright that you were blinded!

I wish someone would play Triple Triad in the FFnet bar with me .

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but your opponent is Ultimecia, and she's to good at Triple Triads

I wish i could make a perfect image of myself into a stone statue.

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!

But you turned into stone!

I wish I could live forever.

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but you get bored.

I wish i could join the Turks.

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!

but Cloud kills you.

I wish I had a GF.

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but your GF gets so much attention, you lose all of your friends.

I wish creatures like Elves and Dwarves really exist.

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!

But the Elves and Dwarves killed you and enslaved all humans.

I wish some one would reply to my posts.

[slimcloud]

wish granted but this wil be your last forever!!!!
i wish i was an evil genie