Evil Genie! - Page 26

richboywonder · 07-28-2006, 02:16 AM

granted,but you became blind.
i wish i owned ebgames.

Da Chink · 07-28-2006, 06:39 AM

Granted, but GameStop cuts off your nipples for stealing their Franchise.

i wish i were a Hungarian Snaggle Beast!

Zeromus_X · 07-28-2006, 07:49 AM

The Evil Genie has no clue what that beast is, so it turns you into a kitty instead.

I wish people would stop complaining.

Da Chink · 07-28-2006, 08:38 AM

Granted, everyone stops complaining but you become the complain whore that you have grown to hate so much...and you notice there are razor blades on sale for $1.49

i wish i could sleep

Zeromus_X · 07-28-2006, 08:50 AM

The Evil Genie plays a 'lullaby' of heavy death metal to soothe you to sleep.

I wish...that someone would think of another wish because I can't think of one at the moment.

Spirit · 07-28-2006, 10:10 AM

granted but the next person who granted the wish dies of a heart attack

i wish i could always escape from cops when i rob a bank

Hydra · 07-28-2006, 06:06 PM

Granted, but your friends get jealous and steal it from you.

I wish I had a gameshow.

Da Chink · 07-29-2006, 04:08 AM

Granted, but the Gameshow consist of 10 japanese midgets throwing butterknives at your genitals.

I wish Freddy won in Freddy Vs. Jason

Hydra · 07-29-2006, 01:11 PM

Granted, but due to the crappy plot line, Jason becomes alive anyway.

I wish Bobby Lee actually knew chinese! xD

Da Chink · 07-29-2006, 06:32 PM

Granted, but no one knows who Bobby Lee is so shamefully you go to the Home Depot to look for Discounts on Ropes.

I wish regular milk tasted like Chocolate milk

Hydra · 07-29-2006, 06:34 PM

Granted, but all cows turn into chocolate cows and are more able to get Mad Cow Disease.

I wish I were immortal.

Da Chink · 07-29-2006, 06:40 PM

Granted, but ppl find out you are immortal and decide to stick you in a torture device where the continuely stab you, and its funny how you cant die HAHA

I wish mad cow Disease actually mad cows mad

Hydra · 07-29-2006, 09:12 PM

Granted, but one gets mad at you and kicks you in the face.

I wish I were in a magazine.

Da Chink · 07-29-2006, 10:47 PM

Granted, but you are posing nude for macho man magazine >.<

I wish my forum suggestion goes through

Spirit · 07-31-2006, 01:05 AM

granted but my grandma stopped it from happening.(hahaha)

i wish i was rich

07-28-2006, 02:16 AM	#376
richboywonder Swordmaster Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: ? ? ? ? ? Age: 30 Posts: 1,315	Re: Evil Genie! granted,but you became blind. i wish i owned ebgames.

07-28-2006, 06:39 AM	#377
Da Chink Highwind Pilot Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: E-ville, IN Age: 34 Posts: 643	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but GameStop cuts off your nipples for stealing their Franchise. i wish i were a Hungarian Snaggle Beast! __________________

07-28-2006, 07:49 AM	#378
Zeromus_X Master Summoner Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Core of the Moon (Phoenix, AZ) Age: 96 Posts: 2,931	Re: Evil Genie! The Evil Genie has no clue what that beast is, so it turns you into a kitty instead. I wish people would stop complaining.

07-28-2006, 08:38 AM	#379
Da Chink Highwind Pilot Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: E-ville, IN Age: 34 Posts: 643	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, everyone stops complaining but you become the complain whore that you have grown to hate so much...and you notice there are razor blades on sale for $1.49 i wish i could sleep __________________

07-28-2006, 08:50 AM	#380
Zeromus_X Master Summoner Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Core of the Moon (Phoenix, AZ) Age: 96 Posts: 2,931	Re: Evil Genie! The Evil Genie plays a 'lullaby' of heavy death metal to soothe you to sleep. I wish...that someone would think of another wish because I can't think of one at the moment.

07-28-2006, 10:10 AM	#381
Spirit Highwind Pilot Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Celsius Airship Age: 34 Posts: 638	Re: Evil Genie! granted but the next person who granted the wish dies of a heart attack i wish i could always escape from cops when i rob a bank __________________

07-28-2006, 06:06 PM	#382
Hydra 3, 2, 1, Let's Jam Join Date: May 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 8,560	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but your friends get jealous and steal it from you. I wish I had a gameshow. __________________ LEft.

07-29-2006, 04:08 AM	#383
Da Chink Highwind Pilot Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: E-ville, IN Age: 34 Posts: 643	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but the Gameshow consist of 10 japanese midgets throwing butterknives at your genitals. I wish Freddy won in Freddy Vs. Jason __________________

07-29-2006, 01:11 PM	#384
Hydra 3, 2, 1, Let's Jam Join Date: May 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 8,560	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but due to the crappy plot line, Jason becomes alive anyway. I wish Bobby Lee actually knew chinese! xD __________________ LEft.

07-29-2006, 06:32 PM	#385
Da Chink Highwind Pilot Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: E-ville, IN Age: 34 Posts: 643	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but no one knows who Bobby Lee is so shamefully you go to the Home Depot to look for Discounts on Ropes. I wish regular milk tasted like Chocolate milk __________________

07-29-2006, 06:34 PM	#386
Hydra 3, 2, 1, Let's Jam Join Date: May 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 8,560	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but all cows turn into chocolate cows and are more able to get Mad Cow Disease. I wish I were immortal. __________________ LEft.

07-29-2006, 06:40 PM	#387
Da Chink Highwind Pilot Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: E-ville, IN Age: 34 Posts: 643	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but ppl find out you are immortal and decide to stick you in a torture device where the continuely stab you, and its funny how you cant die HAHA I wish mad cow Disease actually mad cows mad __________________

07-29-2006, 09:12 PM	#388
Hydra 3, 2, 1, Let's Jam Join Date: May 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 8,560	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but one gets mad at you and kicks you in the face. I wish I were in a magazine. __________________ LEft.

07-29-2006, 10:47 PM	#389
Da Chink Highwind Pilot Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: E-ville, IN Age: 34 Posts: 643	Re: Evil Genie! Granted, but you are posing nude for macho man magazine >.< I wish my forum suggestion goes through __________________

07-31-2006, 01:05 AM	#390
Spirit Highwind Pilot Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Celsius Airship Age: 34 Posts: 638	Re: Evil Genie! granted but my grandma stopped it from happening.(hahaha) i wish i was rich __________________

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