1001 ways you know you've played too much FFIX

[Spiff]

39. When you start talking with frogs because one might be a real person.
40. When you stop at every bar because you're looking for people to join your quest.

 

[BLaCK_MaGiC]

41. when you make mist machines

 

[Spiff]

42. You legally change your name to Zidane

 

[ShadowHeart]

^ That could refer to the french soccer player Zinedine Zidane too though

43. When you collect colorful gems and wonder why you won't learn how to summon.

 

[Spiff]

^ok ok....

44. When you change your name to a weird one like Vivi.

 

[Totorosama]

34) When you go," Kupo, kupo, kupopo and start searching for kupo nuts when hungry.
35) When you know all the names of all the moogles, their personalities, and where they live.

 

[ShadowHeart]

^ You messed up the numbering.. please edit your post with the correct numbering, 45 and 46

 

[Andrew Scaves]

47. When you travel the world to look for rare coffe for an old man and when you find them the old man is dead.
48.You die your skin blue and grow red dreadlocks.

 

[Zeromus_X]

49. youve found mittens, but steal him, because hes such a cute little kitty! yes he is
50.you have nightmares about floating eyeballs torching villages.
51. youve memorized all of the ragtime mouses quizzes
52.you dont find out how abilities are learned until halfway through disc 3..(guilty )
53. you make a giant stuffed yan!
ps: wow! that looks like a real garnet! it mustve taken alot of work to make that costume!

 

[BLaCK_MaGiC]

54. when you start kidnapping princeses..

 

[Xartex]

55: When you start swinging a stick and think you can jup 15 feet up into the air without a problem
56: You try to melt away big ice blocks with your fire magic

 

[BLaCK_MaGiC]

57. when you wear big rusty armor
58. when you think animals have items and gil with them
59. when you go around asking people for AP

 

[ShadowHeart]

60. When you start scanning the ground for coins in hope of finding a Stellazio.

 

[BLaCK_MaGiC]

61. when you mistake the word "train" for gargant

 

[Lyde Lyde]

ps: wow! that looks like a real garnet! it mustve taken alot of work to make that costume!

Yeah I found this on yahoo search engines, these people need a life
62. You wear this

63.If you do the jump rope thing and make 45 jumps
64.If you collect every single terta master card
65. If you buy every ff9 product on and off the web.

 

[Max the Man]

66: You go to Seattle and call it burmecia =-o
67: when you meet a lady who is a snake and has a fan

 

[Zeromus_X]

68. now, the stuffed yan has come to life, and has teamed up with mittens to escape...and the pluto knights are after you!
69. you turn your unfaithful spouse into and oglop.
70.you try to get to the cats on the towers in treno...

 

[Andrew Scaves]

71. You say that the only FF worth playing is IX
72.You have pics of Eiko all around your room.
73.If you ask someone in an alley if they want to be your slave.
74.You have all of your characters up too Lv.100
75.You collect every possible item in the game.

 

[Ragnarok]

76- You start to repeat what everybody says except in reverse manner.(tried and tested; this pisses alot of people off)
77- You name your account after Steiner's second most powerful weapon.


(Note to Andrew Scaves: You can give the old man his coffee as long as it's still on disk 3, and then you recieve his boat on disk 4. )

 

[Xartex]

78: You get the Exalibur II