1001 ways you know you've played too much FFIX

79.If you have a room full of Steiner pics
80.If you have a room filled with Quina pics.
81. You walk around holding a giant fork
82.Everyday you talk to someone about FFIX.
 
84. When you believe you can make fire come out of your hands.
85. When you try to start jumping fifty feet down a cliff and expect to survive.
86. When you start buying all the weapons you've ever seen in FFIX.
 
87.You make a serious debate about how you think Tidus and Zidane are alike.
88. You name your twin children Benero and Zenero
89.You name your twin children Zorn and Thorn
90.If you go to a shrink and gives you the inkblot test, you say that each one is from FFiX.
P.S.I think it should be for jusy FF in general, I could think of more then.
 
91. When you call in sick from work/school because you need too level up tour characters a little more
 
92. When you draw monsters on playing cards and say "Let's play Tetra Master!!!"
 
Lyde Lyde said:
87.You make a serious debate about how you think Tidus and Zidane are alike.
88. You name your twin children Benero and Zenero
89.You name your twin children Zorn and Thorn
90.If you go to a shrink and gives you the inkblot test, you say that each one is from FFiX.
P.S.I think it should be for jusy FF in general, I could think of more then.
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Sorry, it has to be FFIX, you can make a general one if you want though.


Anyway.
93: You carve hedges to look like FFIX characters
94: you take a flute and try to summon eidolons
95: You think that there are friendly monsters in every ff, so you give every monster a healing item.
 
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96. when you create a secret black mage factory in your closet.
 
97. You think they're nuts when ppl are telling you Alexandria was burried long time ago under water
 
98: You start constucting Hilda Garde 4
 
Totorosama said:
45) When you go," Kupo, kupo, kupopo and start searching for kupo nuts when hungry.
46) When you know all the names of all the moogles, their personalities, and where they live. Sorry to below party.
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98. When you start to grow Gysahl Greens in your garden.
 
Damn, this thread is fun!! So here ya go, another list of "when..." (i think we're gonna reach.... 500. Don't exagerate :p )

103. When you go to a library, you go trough all the books to find Tantarian.
104. When you go to Reno, and ask people where you can fight monsters for money.
105. When you cook dinner, you wonder if you should put an oglop in it.
106. When you can't start your day without a gysahlpickle.
107. When someone asks you a question, you always answer with "Hey, that's Ipsen's line!"
108. When you want to do a bookreport about Shakespeare's "I want to be your canary".
109. When you start calling people mr. 347, or mr. 211, or...
110. When you're carrying a hammer with you all the time FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!
111. When you dye your hair green and all of a sudden you talk with a Texan accent.
112. When the word "horny" has a complete new meaning for you. (DAMN, Dagger's hOT!!!!!!!!)
113. When you accidentaly find a tunnel from Europe to America.
114. When you go to a tailor and ask if he can make a scarf out of a hat and a pair of pants.
115. When you start a fight with a friend in a big crowd, you expect the people to give you money (especially a big fat lady).
116. When you no longer think about "life and death", but about "life and stop".
117. When you always wear the same f*cking outfit!!!!!
 
119. Everytime you find something, you see a big black-on-white '!' appear.
120. When you want to stop the evil plans of the queen of a neighboring nation.
121. When you start believing in horoscopes, just because the star-signs are worth lots of money.
122. When you're constantly listening to a whole in the ground, 'cause you keep hearing a chocobo and a kid crying.
123. When you ask a professor to help you write your love letter.
124. When you send your twin-brother on a quest to find the Gulug-stone.
125. When you perform a sacred dance to save a giant tree.
126. When you think it's absolutely normal that rats are the size of humans, and can talk and wear clothes just like us.
127. When you want to challenge a pilot for a card game, thinking he has the best airship cards.
 
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