101 Ways To Tell Your Addicted To Final Fantasy 7.

[IWillNotBow]

Heh, so. Theres one for FF9 on here that i've been able to locate, but I thought FF7 needed one too.

1) When you here the Victory Fanfare, you look around to see who achieved something amazing or who killed a bad person.

2) You've had discussions with your friends about how you would do things differently if you were in Sephiroth's shoes.

3) You scoured the internet to find a decent RP to join, but none meet your standards.

4) You have a character you would be, complete with bio, description and personality in your mind for if you could be in the game itself.

5) You find it tragic when Aerith AND Sephiroth die.

6) It annoys the hell out of you when people call Aerith Aeris.

7) When naming Aerith in the beginning of the game, you make sure to name her Aerith.

 

[rissole25]

lol its Aeris over here but Aerith sounds better.

8) When sleeping, you dream about what strategies you could use to beat that next boss.

9) You try to get 100% of the game complete. All Weapons, Limit Breaks, Items, Materia etc.

10) You try to style your hair like Clouds but fail miserably.

11) You beat the game in less then 4-5 hours.

12) You and your friends only ever talk about FF7

13) You name your dog Nanaki or RedXIII.

14) You name your cat Cait Sith.

15) You buy a Buster Sword or a Masamune of E-bay.

 

[IWillNotBow]

16. When you're convinced that if you had the money and the manpower, you could build Midgar.

17. When you have asked your friends for support with this.

18. When your friends look at you like you are the smartest person in the world and go ask their parents for money.

19. When you actually GET the funds for this, but all you can afford is cardboard, black paint and some tape.

20. You proceed to BUILD your Midgar despite your lacking materials

21. You cry the next day when it begins to rain and your cardboard Midgar has been destroyed.

22. You start the whole process over again.

 

[IWillNotBow]

OH! I has another one!!!

23. You find the Behometh Horn for Red XIII.

24. You know WHERE to find the Behometh Horn, from memory.

 

[rissole25]

25. You think that your like Cloud.

26. You and your friends host a "FF7 party".

27. You actually think Aeris/Aerith can be revived.

28. You think that no other game or FF is better then FF7.

29. When you put the decorations on your Christmas tree, you stare at the balls and think there Materia.

30. When 'One Winged Angel' and 'Aeris/Aerith's Theme' is on your Ipod.

31. You have personally written a letter or e-mail to Square saying to remake FF7 and don't let Aeris/Aerith die in it.

 

[rissole25]

sorry for double posting but i thought of another few.

32. You've mastered Master Summon, Master Magic and Master Command Materia 8 times so each character has a set.

33. You dream about Sephiroth.

34. You cosplay FF7 characters.

35. You know exactly what everyone says and when they say it.

36. You buy FF7 merchandise (figurines, drinks .etc).

 

[Heartless Angel]

37. Your in game clock exceeds 99:99.
38. You have max kills with Vincent, which is over 65000.
39. You can kill Emerald Weapon with one hit, using Vincent's Death Penalty weapon.
40. You learn One Winged Angel and Aerith's theme on guitar. (Thats me)
41. You compare everything to either Sephiroth or Cloud, them always being the better.
42. You write fanfics about FFVII.
43. If the Victory Fanfare is your ringtone. (Guilty)
44. If you spent the time getting Aerith to level 100 because you thought she'd put up a better fight against Sephiroth.
45. You use a gameshark so that the final battle is Aerith vs Sephiroth, not Cloud.
46. If you watched Advent Children and it changed your life.
47. If you go to the doctor to get tested for Geostigma.
48. If you tell your girlfriend to dress up like Yuffie or Tifa. (also guilty, but she did... )
49. You read every fanfic you can find about FFVII.
50. You make your own materia via bouncy balls and spray paint.

 

[rissole25]

51. You spend hours researching everything about FF7.

52. You know how and when to get Barret's Ultimate Weapon.

53. You teach Aeris/Aerith Great Gospel before the Temple of Ancients.

54. You know that it was Jenova who killed Aeris/Aerith, not Sephiroth from all the research you did.

55. You got FF7 on the PS1, PSP, PS3 and PC

 

[IWillNotBow]

56. When you fight with your Sephiroth loving boyfriend/girlfriend about how Aerith didn't deserve to die.

57. You consider DUMPING said boyfriend/girlfriend for said reason

58. You and your boyfriend/girlfriend wind up breaking up ANYWAY and you feel better because you just didnt think it wouldnt have worked out.

59. You wonder what Sephiroth's children would look like, if they'd be born with gray hair.

60. You wonder what it'd be like to sleep with Sephiroth.

61. You want to sleep with every Cosplay Sephiroth that you you see.

62. You want to sleep with every Cosplay Vincent that you see.

63. You want to sleep with every Cosplay Tifa that you see.

64. You wind up getting a STD from sleeping with all the Cosplay characters.

65. Your family makes you go to rehab for your Final Fantasy addiction.

66. After they find the remenents of a "Bring-Aerith-Back-To-Life" Ceremony you held in your basement.

67. You burnt a big whole in the floor from said ceremony.

68. The Rehab kicks you out after 2 weeks of extensive treatment cuz you keep screaming "AERITH WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!!".

69. (<- hehe.... 69 xD) Your siblings carry on the love as you have taught them the way of the Final Fantasy Fandom.

 

[rissole25]

70. You you build a shrine dedicated to Aeris/Aerith.

71. You make your family get into FF7.

72. You answer all your families questions about FF7.

73. You go to the ocean and dive underwater, hoping to find Holy or The Ancients Key.

74. You cut your "Mums" head off and run away with it.

75. You inject an unknown liquid into your pregnant wife's womb.

76. You come up with some wacky theory that Tifa and Scarlett are long-lost sisters.

77. You name your child/pet the name of an FF7 character.

78. In Dissidia, you only choose Cloud and Sephiroth and no-one else.

79. You make videos about FF7.

80. You remake the death scene of Aeris using your friends. (I've actually seen a video of that on youtube)

81. Your laugh is like Scarlett's or Heidigger's (think thats how you spell it).

82. You use a gameshark to get Aeris/Aerith and Sephiroth into your party.

83. You die your hair silver/gray and grow it as long as Kadaj's since you couldn't get it as long as Sephiroth's.

 

[IWillNotBow]

84. You sleep with a plush Sephiroth doll (will be guilty after Xmas)

85. You cry everytime you see a FMV music video involving Zack and Aerith and the song Someday by Nickelback or Far Away by Nickelback (GUILTY)

86. Ditto for ones with Cloud and Aerith.

87. You fervently dislike Tifa for trying to get in Aerith's way.

88. After playing Dissidia, you think the dust specks in the air are Ex Force and if you capture it, you might be able to perform Omni-Slash or SuperNova

89. You test this theory.

90. It works.

91. You try to show your friends.

92. Your friends realize they can do it too.

93. You all have epic Dissidia battles. xDD

94. You've gotten 100% on Crisis Core's mission. (Working on it.)

95. You've completed Crisis Core 5+ times. (Guilty)

96. You can kill Genesis in one hit at the end.

97. You yelled at the TV screen when Sephiroth died at the end of Advent Children because you believe he would NOT have gone down that easily.

98. You were satisfied to see the Blue-Ray edition had an extended fight scene were Sephiroth actually performs more to his capablities.

99. When you wanna listen to songs on YouTube, you look up FF7 FMVs.

100. You're friends want to get you help for your addiction, but you tell them repeatedly that you would be NOTHING without Final Fantasy.

101. And you mean it.

102. You want this thread to keep going because you meant to title it as more and you messed up and there are WAY more than 101 reasons xDDD

 

[rissole25]

lol it should be 1001 reasons or something

103. When you look at a chocobo's butt, you instantly think of Cloud and his hair.

104. You use a modding program to edit scenes for the PC version of FF7, so you edit the text and who appears in the scene.

105. You create a Sephiroth/Aerith date scene with the program along with thousands of other combination's such as Cloud/Zack, Yuffie/Vincent, Rufus/Tifa and Cid/Shera.

106. You show these to your friends, making them think your cool.

107. You post these videos on Youtube, hoping for at least one comment saying it was funny.

108. You get sued by Square for doing this.

109. You win against Square and get a payout of $2,000,000.

110. You use this money to make your own FF7 - 2 or a remake off FF7 where Aeris/Aeirth doesn't die.

 

[IWillNotBow]

112. You look up FF7 porn. (So.... not... guilty.... >.>)

113. You turned if off because watching Aerith and Tifa go at was too much for you. (<.<)

114. You think Sephiroth was the one epic enough to come up with "You Spoony Bard" not anyone in Final Fantasy 4

115. You are deluded into thinking Gaia exists... you just havent found in it in our solar system yet...

116. You intend to check the next one.

117. You build a rocket and get a guy named Cid to pilot it.

118. This guys has an assistant named Shera.

119. You gasp in disbelief and begin stalking them to see if Cloud comes to visit.

120. You become skitzophrenic enough to believe he has.

121. You RUN to the man you think is Cloud and tackle him.

122. The man shoots you for assault and all you can say as you die is "CLOUD NEVER USED A GUN!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!!

 

[rissole25]

Ah you forgot 111 so i'll start at 122...

122. You buy that "potion" drink in Japan cos it has FF7 characters on it.

123. The diorama you made for school is a re-enactment of when the Weapons came out of the North Creator.

124. You break your Kingdom Hearts I & II discs because you think Cloud should not have anything with Disney.

125. You buy Kingdom Hearts I & II again after you broke them because Cloud is still on them.

126. When someone looks up in the sky and says, "Look at that cloud", you say, "OMG, where is he".

127. After they tell you they were talking about the clouds in the sky, you run home, get popcorn, lock yourself in your room and put Advent Children into the DVD player.

 

[IWillNotBow]

oh crap. i did didnt i... my bad lol

128. You sit in class and think about Final Fantasy rather than schoolwork.

129. You're getting a wing tattoo on your back, with one side like Angeal's wing, and the other like Genesis' so you could be 'The Goddess'. (Guilty)

130. You understand COMPLETELY what i meant by that.

131. You're going to steal my tattoo idea now.

132. When someone plays the battle theme, the first thing you think of is fighting the Mandragora's by Mideel, since thats where you did ALOT of leveling up.

133. You listen to One-Winged Angel sooooo much that it annoys the HELL out of you, yet you CONTINUE to listen to it. (Guilty)

134. In your Webpage Design class, you had to make a webpage for resorts so you looked up the Nibelheim Inn.

135. And found it.

136. In your Bio class, you ask the teacher how Mako would affect your cell structure, since Hojo didnt explain well enough in the game.

137. You proceed to teach your Bio class ABOUT Final Fantasy, in hopes to spark an Obsession there too.

138. You ask your History teacher when going over WWII if he's referring to the war with Wutai.

139. In your English class, you do a book report on Loveless

140. In Gym class, you ask your teacher to teach you swordplay.

141. You think Final Fantasy Yuri (i think thats boyxboy) with Cloud and Zack is JUST. WRONG.

142. But you still read in ><

I'm guilty of 141 and 142. Why would Zack want Cloud?! He's got Aerith. hahahaha. well technically, he doesnt. eh... whaaaaaaaatever <3

 

[rissole25]

143. You find out your girlfriend/boyfriend thinks FF7 is the worst FF so you dump them.

144. You draw pictures of the Buster Sword and put them online.

145. You create Ruby Weapon in Spore. (seen a vid of it).

146. You own one of the special limited edition FF7 PS3's.

147. You get some friends, a video camera and try to film Advent children with you and your friends as Cloud and co.

148. You make a robot and make it look like Cait Sith.

149. You send "Cait Sith" to the pyramids in Egypt in search of the Black Materia.

150. You somehow find a way to ride the White Chocobo even though its impossible.

 

[TherathxRikku]

152: You randomly yell "Sephiroth" in the middle of a conversation.

151: Just before leaving, you say, "Let's mosey."

 

[rissole25]

lol yours should be 151 and 152, not 144 and 145.

153. You make a remix of One Winged Angel.

154. You have your own lyrics for One Winged Angel.

155. The lyrics go: Bells, Frogs, Pink Fairies, Little Bears, Magic Cheese, Sephiroth

156. You now listen to One Winged Angel just to see if they fit.

157. And are surprised that they fit almost perfectly.

 

[TherathxRikku]

DETAILS *Sephiroth slash!!!*

158: You make jokes like that. >_>

159: You laugh at jokes like that cause you get it.

160: Your friends eye you for getting the joke.

 

[rissole25]

ZOMG!! That bot copied me...

161. When you get to name the main character in any FF game, you put your name in.

162. If you get to name any other characters, you name them after your friends.

163. If you get to name the love interest, you name them after the person you like.