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why do department stores put up "wet floor" signs when the floor never seems to be wet?...

1. just to put out those cool signs
2. because the janitor is blind...
3. to see how many shoppers trip over them
 
because the janitor is blind, usually. :D

What do you think of the slogan "Got Milk?"

It makes me fill my veins with hot chocolate.
It looks like a subliminal message from the CIA.
Gothic Milk would be more appropriate.
 
It looks like a subliminal message from the CIA.

Why do people smoke?

To look cool
They just wanna ruin thier lives
They havnt got anything else to do
 
to look cool

why do logs lick themselves?

1. cuz their butts taste good.
2. cuz they like to make people feel uncomfortable
3. no reason, just for fun.
 
2. cuz they like to make people feel uncomfortable

Why are people hooked on FF?

Its fun
Its addictive
Its so addictive you cant get enough of it
 
2. Hell no

Is dr phils show a peice of shit? hehehehhe

OMG yes yes yes yes yes
yes
mmmmmmmmmm yea
 
omg yes yes yes yes
rofl

ummm....

why do most commercials have absolutely nothing to do with the product their trying to sell?

1. because the directors are high
2. because they like to confuse people.
3. because the product sucks and they dont want to admit it
 
3. because the product sucks and they dont want to admit it
very true in fact

Why is everyone so gay? except da boyz and gals at ffnet hehehehe

They just are
They want to be
It makes other people laugh and torment them
 
choice 3.

wats with all the metro-sexuals?... pick a damn gender..

1. they think that becoming more like a woman makes women like them more. heh
2. because this damn country has lost its sence of masculinity
3. because too many women are changing their boyfriends/husbands to what THEY want them to be. and others are following.
 
3. because too many women are changing their boyfriends/husbands to what THEY want them to be. and others are following.
we dont get many metro's in london, london has gays, loads

why is london gettin gay?

men just want to show their cocks to other men
men jus want to be a part of something
or men just cant get a woman so they go after men eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
 
ROFL.

can i choose all three??

why is carrot top still alive?

1. cuz everyone is too lazy to kill him.
2. because hes a tricky little ***** and hides from danger
3. because ireland defends him cuz of the red hair.
 
1. cuz everyone is too lazy to kill him.

i dont know who he is but he sound soooooooo gay
 
Why people don't want to do nothing?

1. too fat
2. just don't care
3. too damn lazy
 
defo 3.

Why do normal kids wanna be geeks when they know their gonna get bullied?

They want to get bullied
they just loves pc's to much
they dont care what other people think
 
They just love pc's too much.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee-cord?

A little elephant.
My ass.
You can only cross an owl with a guitar string.
 
2. my Ass, Thats from Kung Pow thats the funniest film ive ever seen

What do you call a hore with no arms and legs?

Cash and Carry, lol
I dont know
I dont care
 
I don't know

Why do people want to be such a smart-ass?

1. want to be smarter than others
2. tease others who are dumb
3. annoy the hell out of you
 
tease others who are dumb

What's your opinion on orange?

An orange can be hard, but also smart.
A nice colour, when combined with blue.
The worst name a company could come up with.
 

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