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Lol, i read this on some forum. It's so funny

Listen up all you girls and maybe you guys too!!!

Sephiroth is mines!!!! You guys bet not even try for number 30 or else you have to answer to me. And believe me you don't want that, lol. J/K
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No, the best quote is "There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so", by William Shakespeare.

really.
 
Interview with an Egyptian said:
A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview*
> > >
> > >
> > >Reporter: Hi
> > >Egyptian: We aleikom el salam ya otta {translation: Peace at you...kitty= Hi + flirting}
> > >Reporter: Do u speak english?
> > >Egyptian: Berfect
> >
> > >Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?
> > >Egyptian: No,i dont have a mind {.....he doesn't mind}
> > >Reporter: What's your name?
> > >Egyptian: Taha
> > >Reporter: Sex?
> > >Taha: I love it
> >
> > >Reporter: oh no, i meant male or female?
> > >Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
> > >Reporter: Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....
> > >Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
> > >Reporter: No,thanks,I'll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life
> > >here in egypt?
> >
> > >Taha: Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
> > >Reporter: oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do
> > >u like in ur country?
> >
> > >Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
> > >Reporter: Ok..lets move on..what do u do?
> > >Taha: I am very well ,sank u
> > >Reporter: No,I mean do u have a job?
> >
> > >Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..do u have a (job) with u?..we can
> > >esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice {Job=Joint=Drug if you still haven't gueesed it :p}
> > >Reprter: Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
> > >Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
> >
> > >Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
> > >Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is
> > >trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za mehwar
> > >street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come
> > >back..niahahaha (Circle steet and mehwar= cairo ring road and mehwar is a big bridge; niahahaha= funny man laughing..... -.-'}
> >
> > >Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?
> > >Taha: I do not undurstand what u say
> > >Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
> > >Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of
> > >cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
> > >Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
> >
> > >Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make
> > >money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can
> > >only give it to za banzeena {=benzine=Gas station} man..they take any money
> > >Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have
> > >a lot of money?{because of the gas prices :-/}
> >
> > >Taha: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah {=thank god}
> > >Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
> > >Taha: Guvurment
> > >Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
> > >Taha: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one
> > >way
> >
> > >Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
> > >Taha: What duz zat mean?
> > >Reporter: Do u choose your president
> > >Taha: Mubarak? {Our current president for more than 30 years :p}
> > >Reporter: yes
> > >Taha(nervously): i didnt give my voice {vote=voice in egyptian language XD}..but if i was..i will give
> > >him my voice
> > >Reporter: Why him?
> > >Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar
> > >airoplane {Leader of air forces :D}
> >
> > >Reporter: But there r no wars right now
> > >Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good
> > >airoplane in it
> > >Reporter: what about the last 26 years ?
> > >Taha: I got marry..and have Ali and Amira..and drive taxi
> > >Reporter: No,i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26
> > >years
> >
> > >Taha: He build circle street,mehwar street and make all streets one
> > >way
> > >Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
> > >Taha: No broblem,only 10 bounds
> >
> > >Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
> > >Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke
> > >Reporter: Grrrrrrrr
> > >Taha: ok ok..need a Taxi?
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best quote eva! :D

gotta polish my picture as country's embassador in this forum


niahahaha XD
 
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indeed ^_^

i know all you people out there are like me.When you see a person walking down the street with a superman shirt on,you just wanna walk up ans stab them in the chest,and when they bleed say,"i guess not..".
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i LOVE this one too XD
 
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