drop something on the next poster.

*Mary Poppins falls on head*

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY! Fat lady, watch where you're falling next time!

*Mary Poppins' hat falls*
 
Avathar said:
*catches it, and makes sure it gets a life insurance, which contains a mystery bag filled with lots of neat stuff*

*throws these neat things: allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators and matching salt and pepper shakers*
 
*catches the finger*

*dips it in paint and uses it as a brush*

*drops the brush*

o_0
 
*Brush lands right in front of self, almost painting self's nose*

*Catches used brush and throws it into the garbage container*

*The garbage container runs away*
 
*Bottle falls and crashes in floor, transforming in 999999999999999999999999 litle glass pieces and releasing the fart and the burp*

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!*

HELP!!! I CAN'T HEAR!!! :eek: Huh??? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. What's this smell?!?!?!

*Drops all the little glass pieces*
 

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