Evil Genie!

[Kat]

granted but i =t fried working so fast
i wish i was most kewlest person alive

 

[richboywonder]

granted but when you die you won't be the kewlest person because your not alive
i wish i was in japan

 

[Kat]

granted but the japanese peopkl beat you up for saying somthing you didnt know you said
i wish i was in Jacksonvillle

 

[richboywonder]

granted but punched you before you could make the wish
i wish i had a pony xD

 

[Kat]

granted but it got sick and died 2 days later =/
i wish i was a genious

 

[richboywonder]

granted but you turned into a nerd.
i wish people would stop saying "i have 1 zillion dollars".when there's no such thing.

 

[Kat]

granted but then they made up another unreal word
i wish i had stright hair -_-

 

[richboywonder]

granted but if you touch your hair it'll come off
if wish this dude on t.v would stop singing

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but the room is dangerously quiet as he stops.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[John Smith]

granted, but only once

i wish i had a wish

 

[Wezzy]

Granted, you just used it
I wish my girlfriend wouldn't be such a pain in the ***!!!

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but instead, she turns into a pain in the ###

I wish I had all the Final Fantasy games

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you die of old age before you beat them all.

I wish I always won at poker.

 

[richboywonder]

granted but now poker wins againts you.
i wish i had a cape.

 

[John Smith]

granted, but its full of holes

i wish Avathar and Griever come back

 

[Wezzy]

Granted but then your internet breaks permanently.
I wish i was good at drawing!

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but drawing utensils get destroyed from the face of the universe.

I wish I was better at wish twisting.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you can only twist your own wishes.

I wish dimes were quarters.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but dollars become pennies.

I wish for chocolate

 

[Kat]

granted but you dropped it in a puddle of mud in the street
i wish guys wern't so stubborn