Evil Genie!

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted, but you have to open it in Africa.
I wish I could time travel.

 

[Avathar]

wish granted, but you can only travel a couple of minutes back or forth in time.

i wish my room could clean itself

 

[johnnylumpkin]

wish granted but it kills you

I wish i had a brother

 

[Avathar]

wish granted, but your brother keeps blackmailing your girlfriend

i wish that reality tv-shows dissapear from all channels

 

[Totorosama]

Granted, but all channels disappear with them, as the reality TV shows sue television networks for discrimination.
I wish that I could be lvl. 99 in the RPG hack

 

[Avathar]

wish granted, but you can't reply anymore to any thread or start a new thread.

i wish my cat could tell me what her problem is

 

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!

but the desease was so bad your cat died the next day .

I wish my PS2 worked.

 

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but it works as a blender, not as a game console.

I wish i can climb on walls.

 

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!

But a masive heat wave melted all the walls.

I wish I have a gunblade .

 

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but you keep letting it fall on your feet.

I wish i could fly (now that's original )

 

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!

But one day you were flying and got hit by a plane!!

I wish I didn't have a gunblade .

 

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but a ghost of the gunblade keeps haunting you!

I wish i lived in the world of FFVIII.

 

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!

But I came there with my haunted gunblade and it decided to haunt you .

I wish I had a power to stop time .

 

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but then you've also stopped moving.

I wish i could remember the first time i sneezed.

 

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!!

But the next time you sneeze your head will explode !!!!!!!

I wish I could move .

 

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but now you can't stop dancing the tango.

I wish i don't have to wear glasses.

 

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!!

But now you are blind!

I wish I ran out of wishes .

 

[Avathar]

(blind....i didn't see that coming )

"AHEM", ok:

Wish granted, but you also run out of inspiration.

I wish my house was an airship

 

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!!

But your houseship got in a airship accident.

I wish I had some inspiraion .

 

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but you only have inspiration to work in a box factory.

I wish i had a moogle as a pet.