Evil Genie!

[John Smith]

Granted, but they all get twisted >: D

I wish Kat would stop calling me grumpy

 

[Kat]

granted but since its the truth everyone else calls you grumpy XD
i wish Smith would stop being so dang grumpy

 

[John Smith]

Granted. But not for you

I wish Kat would stop annoying me...

 

[Kat]

granted but since you just made her mad she just stops talking to you >='(
i wish Griever would come back to the forums

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but he won't post anything, not even PMs

I wish everyone would stop calling me grumpy.

 

[Kat]

granted but then they call you grouchy XD
i wish my mom would let me go to more concerts

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but only country concerts

I wish nobody would call me bad names

 

[Kat]

granted but they pay no attention to you
i wish life was easier

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but everything else gets harder.

I wish you would stop jinxing me.

 

[Kat]

granted but since i have no idea how im jinxiing you nothing happens
i wish i was 18 yrs. old

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but then nobody cares about you.

I wish I was sleeping.

 

[Kat]

granted but then you can't wake up
i wish i was home alone

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but then nobody gets home until 5 AM and you die of fear in the meantime.

I wish I would have a good, calm dream tonight.

 

[Kat]

granted but at the very end you fall off a cliff and wake up
i wish i had claws like a kitty

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but you regret it as you are always scratching yourself.

I wish I was a faster typer, without making typos.

 

[Kat]

granted but you break you keyboard
i wish i had a tail like a kitty too

 

[Xartex]

Granted but you are not used to is so you forget to pull it out when closing a door and it gets chopped of.

I wish I had my own spaceship

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but you don't have enough money to buy gas, so you never use it

I wish I could fly... (Hey, a person can dream )

 

[blukazoo159]

wish granted, but u pass out from lack of air at 37,000 feet!!!!
i wish i had good luck forever!!!

 

[Genesis Rhapsodos]

but...if forever is 4 seconds...you are screwed because...
wish granted, 4 seconds later you walk into a minefeild