Evil Genie!

[Luis]

(Nice answer, hehe) Granted, but people will get bored of hockey and hockey players will retire as no one watchs that sport.
I wish I drove a Ferrari Maranello. (whatever version is fine )

 

[Spiff]

Granted, but it doesn't come with a steering wheel.

I wish for the Simpson's episode collection

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but you drop them on the floor and they all break

I wish i had mor selfconfinence

 

[Luis]

Granted, but the same psychopaths of my last post will come again and will steal your collection.( And then they'll kill you )
Ok, I had to edit my post. Then I'll make Xartex wish true too:
Granted, but your nose will become blue.
I wish I spoke German

 

[Spiff]

Granted, now you're Adolf Hitler at the end of WWII.

I wish I was all knowing.

 

[Rorschach]

Wasn't that one done before?

Granted, but every nation in the world notices your birilliance, so they fight for you and destroy the rest of the world with nuclear missles.

I wish I could have a truly invincible firewall.

 

[Spiff]

Granted, but you forgot to use a surge protector in a lightning storm.

I wish that the internet was an actual place you could go.

 

[Zeromus_X]

granted, but its so advanced it gains artificial intelligence and plots against you.

(ps: im not offended by the cat joke ...but...i really would cry

i wish that my cat dude would get fatter(because i love fat cats kinda strange, huh?)

 

[Spiff]

Granted, but you'd better get insurance because it's going to get health problems.

I wish I had a cat.

 

[Rorschach]

Granted, but your huse is surrounded by dog owners.

I wish I was John Cleese

 

[Zeromus_X]

granted, but the genie doesnt know who John Cleese is, and turns you into the fat guy from austin powers...you know who im talking about ...you do, dont you

i wish i knew how to download anime from the internet...

(ps: who is john cleese?)

 

[Spiff]

John Cleese = famous member of Monty Python

Anyways, Granted but only voltron.

I wish I could write a TV show.

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but it's so bad that your the tv channel goes bankrupt because no one want to watch so bad shows

I wish i had a Dodge Viper

 

[Spiff]

Granted, but it's had buckets of cod-liver oil dumped in it.

I wish I had hundreds of acres in the wild.

 

[Rorschach]

Granted, but its in unuseable swamp land (that is the wild )

I wish that FF11 didn't require a monthly fee

 

[Luis]

Granted. Then it will require a weekly fee
I wish I could fly

 

[ShadowHeart]

Granted, but you get taken by the wind and drift off into outer space where marsian passer-byers kidnap you and do horrid experiments on you.

I wish FFXII was released today

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but it's not completed yet so no one can play it

I wish I could be a star

 

[Zeromus_X]

granted, but you become involved in a terrorist organization, and eventually get arrested for possession of illegal weapons of mass destruction and end up having an embarrassing mug shot.

i wish that i could like real time rpgs better...

 

[Totorosama]

granted, but they all disappear. I wish for luck.