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I heard that to fight the cheese weapon you have to be in Disc 3. Firstys you go into midgar in the wall market slums and enter that little restraunt tentish thing. once in the restraunt you talk to only the first and last customers at the bare.( you no there in a line eating and say munch munch and such.) Once you've done that you can sit at the bar and order Cheese. The waiter'll get it from the cook and serve it to u. Once your done eating the waiter will ask you how it was. YOU MUST SAY (I've eaten better dog food than this.) Then get up and leave. Note: if you've done it right you should here a faint roar as you leave the restraunt. Then make your way out of Midgar and low and behold a text box pops up saying (You have insulted the great and terrible Chease Weapon!) :eek: Then a screen pops up that lets you heal and switch your charactors, equipment, and your materia if you wish. When you cancel out of the screen you go into that battle seen were the screen swurls to anounce a battle. Finally you get to fight the Cheese Weapon which is insanely hard. However, if you beat him Cloud learns a level 5 limit called "Cutting the Cheese" which makes Omnislash look like a little ant. ALSOOO, you then get the ability to enter the other Slums which are really cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
 
Stats of the Cheese Weapon:
HP: 2,000,000,000
MP:20,000
Attacks: Sharp Cheddar (a physical attack, causes around +8000 damage)
Cheese Sneeze (Causes +5000 damage to all plus poison and confu)
Cheese Freeze (Ice based, causes +7000 damage to one)
Cheese Breeze (Wind based, causes +5000 damage to all)
Cheese Degrees (Fire, causes +8000 damage to one)
Vitamin Cheese (Heals the Cheese Weapon for 9999 HP)
Death by Cheese (Causes 9999 damage to all, used when HP is down to 1,000,000. Can only be blocked by casting shield or barrier beforehand)
EXP: 1,000,000
AP: 1,000,000
Gil: 1,000,000
Win: Cheese Ring
Steal: Cheese armlet (If you can equip it during battle, which you really can't, it will absorb all damage taken from the cheese weapon as HP)
Morph: Cheese Source (raises stats of all characters to 255)

Notes: The Cheese Weapon will summon four Cheeseasaurus Rexes. They can attack you for about 3000 HP each, and can steal items from you (they usually wind up stealing everything you have, but you can steal them back. you win them back at the end of the battle, anyway.) The easiest way to beat the Cheese Weapon is to summon Odin, which will turn him into cheese slices, then summon Titan to turn him into a cheese sandwich. Then summon Typoon to turn the sandwich over. Then summon the Knights of Round to put toppings on the sandwich. They will put on: Ham, Turkey, Salami, Bologna, Mayonnaise, Mustard, Pickles, Olives, Lettuce, Tomato, Peppers, and Onions. Finally, you mime Omislash a gajillion times to cut him into equal pieces to eat. I still haven't beat him.

There is my Cheese WEAPON :)
 
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To get off of the cheese weapon i heard that you can get a cow chocobo that's black and white. First you must beat Ruby weapon it order to get Dessert Rose which you then trade in to get a gold chocobo from the old guy in Calm. Next, breed this chocobo with your own gold chocobo and of course you get another gold chocobo. Ride this little guy out to the Choco Sage who will want it right away. You get the options to trade the gold chocobo, give it to him freely, or keep it for yourself. Choose give it to him freely and as for thanks of your generosity and kindness he'll tell you how to get the cow chocobo. To do this you breed a black male chocobo with a female yellow wonderful chocobo, both of course in S class, using a carb nut. The result will be a black chocobo that is really fast. Take this black chocobo to the Choco Sage who'll love it and ask you if you'd like a RARE chocobo breed. Say yes and he will call an old friend which happens to be the chocobo jocky of the white chocobo at the Gold Saucer. With your permision he will breed these to chocobos using a one of a kind Pic Nut. The screen will go black and you'll hear the sleep music, then MOOOOOOO! You wake up to find a cow colored chocobo in place of the Choco Sage's green one which he then gives to you. This chocobo is really fast and has all of the gold chocobo's abilitys. And it looks great and says MOOO! instaed of Wark! :D :D :D
 
ok here are some true and some false....
-Quistis loves Squall
-you can get seifer fujin and raijin as your players for a while in the japanese version
-Quistis has griever's special limit break
-Being a Sorceress's knight is both SQUALL & SEIFER's romantic dream
 
-Garden was built in FH......
-Squall's dream is the same as seifer's...
-Sorceress Adel is more powerfull than Sorceress Ultimicia....
 
-I know that well.....but yours isn't a rumor.....
-Bahamut was created & used to protect the crystal pillar.......
-Cloud exists as a GF in FFVIII & you own his buster sword in order to summon him.....
 
You can own GF griever.......
FF VIII will return.....
 
Wrong again. FF is a crossbreed race between asians and mexicans. :D
 
A chicken with different sex changes and colors who can fly. Obviously breeded with a chicken and a duck.
 
Okay. Then what do they breed to get Cactars?
 

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