What if Jesus was your best friend.

[~Hidan~]

Ok so it would rock right if Jesus was your best friend right? Well maybe, I think it could have its ups.

Me, if Jesus were my best friend I'd have him sit in my passenger side seat as I drove around at breakneck speeds, and if I was pulled over I'm sure Jesus could talk a cop out of just about anything, cept in Jersy, or Verginia... and Alabama

 

[Tydo]

lol i've never thought of this before!! and i can't beleave it either... i usally come up with stuff like that!! Man soo many thought running through my head now

 

[Beowulf]

if jesus was my friend i would ask him to give me jedi powers then i would like walk into a vidoe store game and say "you will give me dot hack pt. 2" and then i woulf get it. then i would use the jedi mind trick on jesus and say " you will give me money and free apple juice forever mwahh!!" =D then my life would somewhat be set

 

[Tydo]

if jesus was my friend i would ask him to give me jedi powers then i would like walk into a vidoe store game and say "you will give me dot hack pt. 2" and then i woulf get it. then i would use the jedi mind trick on jesus and say " you will give me money and free apple juice forever mwahh!!" =D then my life would somewhat be set

ditto

 

[blackstar]

Im a bi satanist so if hes my best friend thats weird

 

[Phoenix Flame]

Jesus IS my best friend

 

[Avathar]

Jesus, my saviour.

My favourite flavour. <3

 

[Doctor]

If Jesus was my best friend, I would ask him to get rid of George Bush. XP And I would ask him to save this world pitted in chaos, preventing our doom.

...Seriously.

 

[ThroneofDravaris]

I'd be 30 pieces of silver richer.

 

[Phoenix Flame]

...you would also hang yourself, and afterwards you would fall several stories and be broken to pieces on jagged rocks - you traitor.

 

[ThroneofDravaris]

Oh come on; it's not like he isn't just going to come back in 3 days anyway. In the mean time, I'm buying me a showboat.

 

[Phoenix Flame]

I'm sorry that your life is that dull...I'll pray for you; honestly.

You should (re)read James 4. That pretty much sums up what you just said.

 

[ThroneofDravaris]

Lol @ taking me seriously.

I am not going to turn your savior over to the Romans. You don’t have to worry.

 

[Phoenix Flame]

...whatever. 'Sides, he may have been betrayed, but he went willingly for you and for me.

 

[Luis]

Jesus, my saviour.

My favourite flavour. <3

LOL!! What was that?? XD

I'd be 30 pieces of silver richer

LOL!

...you would also hang yourself, and afterwards you would fall several stories and be broken to pieces on jagged rocks - you traitor.

LOL!

Oh come on; it's not like he isn't just going to come back in 3 days anyway. In the mean time, I'm buying me a showboat

LOL!

And I could go on. I really had fun with the Reason/ThroneofDravaris replies XD

Please, go on!! XD

 

[John Smith]

Thanks for doing that for me Luis XD

 

[theDOCTOR]

i am friends wih Jesus!
we go to college together and take sign language.
hes alot better at it than me.
(shakes fist)

 

[Luis]

Thanks for doing that for me Luis XD

Now we're two: please go on! XD

 

[John Smith]

Ok

I'm sorry that your life is that dull...I'll pray for you; honestly.

You should (re)read James 4. That pretty much sums up what you just said.

Ouch. That one hurt

Lol @ taking me seriously.

I am not going to turn your savior over to the Romans. You don’t have to worry.

ZOMIGAWD!

...whatever. 'Sides, he may have been betrayed, but he went willingly for you and for me.

Well... that was deep. LOL!!! XD

i am friends wih Jesus!
we go to college together and take sign language.
hes alot better at it than me.
(shakes fist)

Oh my... *hides*

Anymore?