now that my nut house is gone. i have nowhere to sleep. i find a box and catch the blanket. roll up in it to escape from the cold while cutting deeply into my skin. ouch! i throw away the sunday newspaper i used to sheild myself from the rain.
catches syrup-paper cocktail..sniffs it....decides not to drink it. so i feed it to my still dizzy dog....and he likes it..then he becomes a mutant puppy. and starts reading off old scripts of will and grace re-runs....i hate will and grace so i *punt the puppy off a bridge* (god bless anchorman)
i closely examine the trucks as they gently hurdle torwards my face...discover that both trucks are oreo cookie trucks! YAY!! i move out of the way and cookies go everywhere!! HOORAY!!
i watch the man quickly stumble into the street..then i see the car turn the corner about a block away...*YES!!!*..i slowly await the impact...BOOM! ..ohh yea...i begin to laugh...then i notice that the mans left arm had been detached..it is flying in the air.....
a pedestrian is walking and is yawning, the arm suddenly lodges into his throught and starts to choke on the arm.man slowley chokes until he reaches a road.
car parts fly so fast their killing 10 people a second. the driver of the truck is still alive (i dont know how he survived an explosion but hey) he crawls out onto the road
*the driver crawls out onto the road* hahahahahahahahaha rofl