drop something on the next poster.

hmm catch a house.....nah, ill go have lunch.
while making my ham sandwich i drop the OPEN jar of mayo...ahhh!

*drops OPEN jar of mayo.*
 
*watches it splatter on the floor*

*drops the broken jar*
 
*catches them with a thick blanket*

drops the blanket
 
now that my nut house is gone. i have nowhere to sleep. i find a box and catch the blanket. roll up in it to escape from the cold while cutting deeply into my skin. ouch! i throw away the sunday newspaper i used to sheild myself from the rain.

*throws newspaper.
 
"catches the paper"
darn yesterdays issue
"lights paper on fire"
"throws flaming paper"
 
catches syrup-paper cocktail..sniffs it....decides not to drink it. so i feed it to my still dizzy dog....and he likes it..then he becomes a mutant puppy. and starts reading off old scripts of will and grace re-runs....i hate will and grace so i *punt the puppy off a bridge* (god bless anchorman)

*punted puppy falls*
 
bungee jumper catches puppy and accidently *throws the puppy onto the road*

*throws the puppy onto road*
 
i closely examine the trucks as they gently hurdle torwards my face...discover that both trucks are oreo cookie trucks! YAY!! i move out of the way and cookies go everywhere!! HOORAY!!

*several thousand oreo cookies go flying*
 
*catches cookies and eats them*

Uh oh *Drops oreo cookies from stomach*
 
vomit or the shit or whatver lonewolf is talking about goes all over a mans face, lol, and the *man runs onto the road*

*man runs onto the road* (Please get run over, Please)
 
i watch the man quickly stumble into the street..then i see the car turn the corner about a block away...*YES!!!*..i slowly await the impact...BOOM! ..ohh yea...i begin to laugh...then i notice that the mans left arm had been detached..it is flying in the air.....

*left arm falls*
 
a pedestrian is walking and is yawning, the arm suddenly lodges into his throught and starts to choke on the arm.man slowley chokes until he reaches a road.

*man is on the road again* hehhehehehehehe
 
again i repeat the classic process of waiting for the impact between humans and any large metal object..so fun.

but this man in the road happens to be CLINT EASTWOOD!
clint pulls out his 44 magnum and blows the car away. and peices go flying everywhere

*car parts fly*
 
car parts fly so fast their killing 10 people a second. the driver of the truck is still alive (i dont know how he survived an explosion but hey) he crawls out onto the road

*the driver crawls out onto the road* hahahahahahahahaha rofl
 
i watch him crawl. and then a gang of cats jump the crawling man..lol. then they all get hit by a ky lubricant truck. rofl.

*hundreds of bottles of lube fall*
 

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